Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Dude on the Left is a Shmuck

Sure I could try to come up with a clever name for this Vegasy meatball of toeshmeggery. But it’s early morn on a strangely chilly Thursday in the City of Angels. So the name is not clever. But it is true.

And your humble narrator sits at his computer. And scratches scruff softly.

And knows that little else needs to be said except that the dude on the left is a shmuck.

But Ginger is giving me the fabled “Mayan Eye of Coitus.” And some mornings, that’s enough.

# posted by douchebag1
7:28 am April, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl in the middle may have been recently crowned the winner of Libyan Idol. The other two look very spoong worthy. And the shmuck doesn’t like to be described with Yiddish coloquialisms.
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My new porn girlfriend is 29 year old semetic Kelly Kline. Oy!

7:28 am April, 21 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Don’t feel sad, two out of three ain’t bad.

7:31 am April, 21 Deltus said...

Pretty sure the Dude on the Right is a Schmuck too. Perhaps, though, not as intense of one.

7:40 am April, 21 smackdouche said...

In a just world, Dude on the Left would leave this photo and take Lorna, the ugly friend, with him.

7:58 am April, 21 pugsly said...

Oh that face, should be carved on Mt. Rushmore I say.The Paha Supa have a name for this guy: waschin wearo- little weevil with bowel obstruction.

8:13 am April, 21 Mr. White said...

What does the dude on the right’s shirt say? “Tamefart”? Stupid douche, you can’t tame a fart. They want to be free.

8:21 am April, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Would be nice if in one collective moment of clarity every hott realized they’re dating/friends with/married to a douchebag and got up and walked out.

8:26 am April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

They’re giving you “Mayan Eye of Coitus” because it’s wasted on these two.
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Ball cap dudes to the back right are distracted by something else. Might need to lose the top to get their attention back, Ginger and your attention whore girlies

8:50 am April, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chick on the right has got a rocking body, and how did the girl in the middle make it into this picture? she doesn’t seem like belongs.
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@Rev
I checked out your new girlfriend and I got’s to say luvs me some naughty Semitic tail.

8:51 am April, 21 plague said...

This is one of the times where I wish HCWDB would have an “enlarge” feature on the photos- so I can take a closer look on those douchette abs…

9:31 am April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Dodger Blues.com weighs in on MLB snatching the poor L.A. Dodgers from the sweaty palms of the McCourts here. Funny site with an east coast type ability to find gloom in the hapless local team.
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Best line: ” Must have been a real shocker to Frank considering that he just installed 25 new lights in the parking lot. I mean, what more can an owner do to show his committment to Major League Baseball? “

9:38 am April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

@ Plague
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Advice for looking closer:
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First, click on photo to eliminate the copy.
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Either
1) hold down “control” key and repeatedly hit the ” + ” key next to the numbers on the right of your keyboard
or
2) go to the upper left of your window and click view, then zoom and you’ll see options to increase by 150% , 200% etc.
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To go back to regular size zoom back to 100%.
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There’s my good deed for the day. And we all know no good deed goes unpunished.
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Now, for everyone else, CLICK HERE for a lot of photos of L.A. weatherbabe, Jackie Johnson

9:44 am April, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hmmmm hott meteorologists!!!!!

10:18 am April, 21 DarkSock said...

A production still from the set of “The Poon-Cockk Taints”.

1:53 pm April, 21 Tony Ventresca said...

Hott in the middle might be a bit of a but-her-face, but she’s the only one of the three who will be the same size/weight 20 years from now…

2:09 pm April, 21 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Vin Douchal — the LA weatherbabe may be a keeper, but she’s got nuthin’ on some of the weather gals that Univision and Telemundo used to thrust forward towards my pulsating weather member…

Just sayin….

3:27 pm April, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If chick on the right’s glasses weren’t bigger than her boobs, I might say something memorable about the pale, tongueworthy flesh atop her bikini bottom and how its giving me a north-of-the-border woody.
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But since her glasses are so big I won’t comment on her clearly hairless, shining mound.
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Nope, not going to do it.

7:26 am April, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

My plan would be to feed the schmuck shots as his ego would not let him turn down such a manly challenge- then as he passes out- move onto to the holy trinity
plan B-warm another Hot Pocket and watch American Gladiators-old school- not the new version

8:23 am April, 22 plague said...

@ Vin Douchal

THANK YOU, GOOD SIR

4:04 pm April, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I must be so used to seein’ douchebags and hotts now that I visually gloss over them and see, instead, the Color Purple, glaring at me along with the flesh, black accents and hazy grays.
And no demerits for wearin’ sunglasses outdoors.

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5:03 pm April, 27 doucheschnozzle said...

Not to risk belittling a very cathartic source of entertainment, but part of the problem with the crowd here is they are attracted to the douchebags counterpart, or female-douche, if you will.

Would you want to be intimate with one of them? I’m glad I usually end up with girls who would laugh along side of us at the d-bags and the ddd-bags along side of them.

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