Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Greatest Action Sequence of All Time

I’ve posted it before, and I’ll post it again.

Hollywood has been owned by Bollywood in the greatest five minute sequence of all cinematic time. Mulletbaggery is forgiven, for our intrepid hero rules.

# posted by douchebag1
8:34 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! I’m glad that was reposted. I had forgotton that India is a land devoid of logic and physics. They sure love some spicy curried optics though. Dark Sock must have thoughts on the overuse of benign glass in Indo-Pakistan architecture and industrial design. They seem to have a fetish with peeing in horses that slide Bond-style under obstacles. Son. I needs to watch that with the added pleasure of Doobavision. Son.

8:51 am April, 3 Level 6 Logician said...

Thank jebus baseball is back, or Sundays would continue to blow nads. Go A’s!!!
This video was über rad.

9:15 am April, 3 TexasDave said...

Oh, I don’t know. There’s some tough competition from Endhiran:

10:47 am April, 3 DarkSock said...

This clip is one of eight non-sexual things that give me involuntary steel-carbide erections.
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No, you don’t want to know what the other seven are.

10:53 am April, 3 DarkSock said...

We used to have “Movie Night” at the firm, where every month or so we’d pick an exquisitely over-the-top piece of bad cinema (Peter Jackson’s “Bad Taste”, Sam Raimi’s “Evil Dead” trilogy; anything by John Waters, etc.) and laugh our asses off while getting our RevChad on.
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That ended with Katrina; after that we got busy (son) and the firm grew too large for everyone to fit in one living room.
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I was going to resurrect it next month with a double-header of Noboru Iguchi’s “Machine Girl” and Yoshihiro Nishimura’s “Tokyo Gore Police”.
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Scratch that; I’ll tracking down a copy of this bad boy. And getting a pillowcase of fuck-up from Reverend Chad as he heads off to rehab. He won’t be needed it for, erm, 2 months or so.

11:15 am April, 3 soy bomb said...

Those horses sure know how to take a punch.

11:42 am April, 3 Bubba said...

Cars randomly exploding +20

11:51 am April, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

That was outstanding!!!!!! Indian Mulletbaggery never looked so good.

12:06 pm April, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I can only imagine the damage DarkSock would of unleashed on all those horse.
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All I can say is that guy takes ballsy to another level.

1:47 pm April, 3 Hermit said...

This video caused the Dali Lama to overturn his wheelbarrow and spread it’s contents over the filth and pestilence which reside under his blistered feet. A rusty tie-rod thrown into the radiator of mediocrity is only possible when traditional hand-cuff chains are lengthened beyond the useful capacity of a deranged Olympic long jumper. .. In a place where cattle are sacred, their equine brethren are face-planted into the dusty asphalt like so may lawn jarts at a garish lesbian wedding reception. So many sweating stallions frothing at the mouth, wild eyed and hesitant, yet anxious to be guided into the cinematic meat grinder; and nothing but curry and Mr. Pibb to garnish the remaining casserole. Swallow it all whole, ingest what was never meant to be. As was predicted, the world ended during Y2K, but the momentum carries on like a disconnected smoke detector, or the death throes of a slaughtered Presbyterian mountain goat.
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Broccoli and Metamucil® indeed.

4:44 pm April, 3 Level 6 Logician said...

Holy balls Hermit. You’ve done it again. Get that weird sore on your peen cleared up and we’ll talk brass tax.

5:10 pm April, 3 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

This beats Peter Griffin vs. Giant Chicken.

5:16 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Mr. Sock
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Two months? That would drive me nuts. Full lockdown for 5 days, home for weekends. Just a little co-pay for the chemical detox. Better drugs in, bad drugs confused, taper off rest of week on Valium. I got a book to show me how to do this better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzq5X-p2COY

5:23 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe this time, please let me know if it works in the states http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQ.

5:24 pm April, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I wish I had a Jeep that could launch itself forward 15, 20 feet in the air at the first sign of gridlock or even worse pesky pedestrians.

5:27 pm April, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev
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Best of luck, stay strong.
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Son!!!

5:29 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Or this and then figure out how to put in a tag like you dudus. This toxic-web.co.uk.

5:33 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bear with me friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft04mnpCeH4.

5:58 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Well. Now I know how to put up crap basically. Assume all to be Not safe for anything. One more try with a tag.

6:05 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe this, thank you for your patience: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLKiMbC6s2K. Goodnight. Son.

6:37 pm April, 3 T. said...

Just how I predicted my weekend would end, watching a mulleted, extended handcuff wearing, indo-pakistani Jackie Chan sliding a horse under a tractor trailer. Yahtzee!!

7:16 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Noe I know how to check before I enter a http://vodpod.com/watch/359654-garth-brooks-the -dance. Sorry about the song it it works.

9:06 pm April, 3 DarkSock said...

This is from the film Alluda Majaka (1995).
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Most awesome part? Right before the horse-under-trailer power slide, the horse’s legs make a screeching tire sound.
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I hope I come back in the next life as a cow in India. I hope Joey Porsche, Donk and StackHouse come back as Bollywood Stunt Horses.
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Son.

9:08 pm April, 3 DarkSock said...

I was tempted to rename my band “Bollywood Stunt Horses”, but we remain “Hissing Fetus”. And we will only do soft rock Eagles covers. Reggae style. In sun dresses.

9:10 pm April, 3 DarkSock said...

And you had me at “Presbyterian goat”, Hermit. And “…lawn jarts at a garish lesbian wedding reception…”. Beautiful channeling of Hunter S. Thompson on a bad acid trip.

9:21 pm April, 3 Crucial Head said...

Hermit, D-Sock, Chad, Et al, are killing it…

*standing O*

I gots nothin.

9:34 pm April, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I just gotta say I re watched this yet again and coupled with the comments I literally have tears in my eyes.
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I’ll say the only thing that can possibly top the stunt horses is when he’s being dragged face first, by said horses, towards light pole and he decides instead of going face first to switch it up and go spread eagle so as mess up is mullet.
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I also liked how the horse had access to the HOV lane.
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And shit, Son!!!!

9:55 pm April, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Thanks, DB1, for the Second Showing, which, like the Second Coming, is even better as a repeat.

10:01 pm April, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Man o man, that Oliver Reed sure believed in doing movies in the whole of the former British Empire.

11:21 pm April, 3 anthonymorrison said...

It can be extended handcuff wearing, indo-pakistani Jackie Chan sliding a horse under a tractor trailer. These is one of the great for British empire.

1:49 am April, 4 Plumber Services said...

I’ll find a copy of this bad boy. And get a pillowcase of fuck-up by Pastor Chad where he went to rehab. He will not need to, uh, two months or more.

4:35 am April, 4 Douchble Helix said...

No fruit stand? meh

4:36 am April, 4 Douchble Helix said...

That wife beater he wears is made out of some tough material. Dragged about 3 miles on it, not a single rip, not even a snag.

4:37 am April, 4 Douchble Helix said...

How come nobody just shot the motherfucker?

8:45 am April, 4 justadouchalo said...

Not only can that guy act, he can dance:

11:27 am April, 4 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

To echo Crucial Head: Well played Hermit, D-Sock, Chad et!

So f8cking funni I yust peed on myself…Yah.

12:02 am April, 5 Jeff said...

It appears Bollywood doesn’t have Hollywood’s agreement with the ASPCA regarding not harming animals. Sorry, but I can’t help wondering how many of those horses were killed.

Probably a few of the stuntmen, too, but at least they had a choice about whether to participate.

6:33 am April, 5 Istandouche said...

This is hilarious and kinda sad at the same time. Thanks DB1 for sharing this.

8:12 am April, 5 Phil said...

Why are cars ramdomly lined up i nthe middle of the street?
Why do cars jump 50 feet in the air, without a ramp?
Does no one have breaks?
Why do horses all fall/trip in a synchronized way?
Why is the hero impervious to pain?
Why is the hero superhuman?
Why does he think his mullet is cool?
Why do cheap $200 cars parked on the side of the street explode into large fireball?
and most importantly….
why are there no hot chicks?

8:13 am April, 5 Phil said...

i meant brakes

10:58 am April, 9 guy said...

sliding a horse under a semi trailer…..that was worth getting online today

6:05 pm April, 10 giggedy4goo said...

I was a regular viewing this site three years ago and then lost track of it. I just found it today and went back to view the older hcwd set. The site looks set up well. I can’t believe that a video I uploaded to Youtube under my giggedy4goo account made this page. I shit myself laughing every time I see it and good to see others do too. The sliding horse and the guy sustaining no injuries whatsoever when his balls slam into a tree pulling people off of their horses is gold. So glad I saw it because the other Youtube vid someone linked to is hilarious.

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