Sunday, April 10, 2011

The Real Beastie Boys

There is hope for the future after all.

# posted by douchebag1
9:50 am April, 10 Mockraker said...

Damn it, I’ve got to upgrade my Flash to view this. I wish I could just Flash someone to view this. If its the real Beastie Boys, AWESOME! If its some douche getting puched in the face, AWESOME! If its 3 Wiggas from Wisconsin rappin about Pink Ranges and neck tattoos, I am never updating my ish! EEEEEEVER!

11:07 am April, 10 DarkSock said...

It’s like the first time I ever saw RubberJohnny; I’m not sure what I saw but I am all ’bout it.
qtwe

11:09 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is a lot of known actors to be in a trailer. Son.

11:10 am April, 10 DarkSock said...

If by “actors” you mean “meth addicts”, we have that all over rural Mississippi, son.

11:12 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Dark Sock that is just obscene. I really don’t know what it means. Why do some of us suffer in an indefinite sorrow, while others rejoice?

1:08 pm April, 10 mr.reeve said...

That picture is gonna make me lose sleep. God damn, SON!

1:09 pm April, 10 Wedgie said...

^Because some of us don’t spend top dollar for quality product.
Come on Rev, you know the score. Bone up, baby.

1:09 pm April, 10 Wedgie said...

Cocckbloccker Reeve.

1:12 pm April, 10 mr.reeve said...

Ha! Gotta be quick….son

1:26 pm April, 10 Hermit said...

That Rubber Johnny video is the single most awesome thing I’ve seen since third grade when Judy Hudson exposed her cooter to me out behind her Dad’s garage.

4:02 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

You gotta fight for your right to self-castrate.

4:55 pm April, 10 creature said...

wow, DSock, that is some truly fucked up southern shit…imagine if y’all had won the war…what?

5:25 pm April, 10 Wedgie said...

Rubber Johnny is a Gulf Coast Architect.

5:41 pm April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie
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I am only rolling with illegal drugs from now on. A Doobie Brother of mine came up with a new drinking game today. One Canadian beer per hole Tiger was playing and a spliff everytime Jim Nance said “Amen Corner”. Jebus almighty we were stoned by the time the leaders hit the 13th. I hope there isn’t a bed for me at the rehab tomorrow because I will still be stoned. Fuck off Nick Faldo, you said it twice too you limey prick. Peace brothers, Wow. Just stoned. Oh yeah, don’t watch this unless you are stoned or mellow and want to get your mind blown.
.www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPvOTVbMko&feature=related

5:44 pm April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow.
.

5:47 pm April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! Maybe this one. http://www.youtube.com/?v=5I0d29s6GCc

5:48 pm April, 10 Hermit said...

@ Rev Chad,
I don’t know if it’s your server, my computer or you’re just fuccen with me, but I’ve never been able to open one of your links.

5:49 pm April, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

I watched that Beastie Boys thing. I’m still not sure what was going on there. Rubber Johnny made more sense.

5:59 pm April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thank you Hermit. I’m just bad. They work for some, I need some edumacation from the nearest 13 year old.

7:00 pm April, 10 Steve L. said...

these Real Beastie Boys (TM) be keepin’ it real.
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and i did not necessarily mean that as a compliment.

8:15 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

qwe

8:18 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

qwerwe

8:22 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

qrt443

8:24 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

q34t

8:27 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

8r78o7

8:29 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

q5ht

8:38 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

tweqret

9:59 pm April, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

I’m gonna have to sleep on this one. I think my mind was blown but I’m not sure.
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And DarkSock?
Stop it.

4:22 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Egads man. Dark Sock is all about the monstrosity. That last one is horrifying.

5:09 am April, 11 Hermit said...

@ Rev Chad 5:59 PM,
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I, myself am a computer retard, but I was able to open your link in another tab.
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Here’s my favorite tune by America:
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On the first part of the journey,
I was strokin’ my wang all night.
There were plants and turds and cockks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met was a fly with TARMAL,
And a sky with no clouds.
The chicks weren’t hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sounds.

I peed in the desert in a horse with no name,
It felt good to drain my main vein.
In the desert, you never have any shame,
Cause the sun quickly dries all your nasty pee stains.

La,la, la, la, la, la, la………

After nine days, I let the horse go free,
‘Cause he couldn’t hold no more pee.
There were plants and turds and cockks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
With lotion, in the desert, you can jizz on the ground,
But, it might turn your weiner red.
Under her titties, lies a heart made of stone,
‘Cause the bitch wouldn’t give no head.

You see, I peed in the desert in a horse with no name,
It felt good to drain my main vein.
In the desert you never have any shame,
‘Cause the sun quickly dries all your nasty pee stains.

La, La, La, La, La, La,La……………..

7:02 am April, 11 Book of Ra spielen said...

XD…love the pic with the milk^^

11:45 am April, 11 Leisure Suit Larry said...

So Darksock has brought out the family album? Good God man have the decency to keep that thing propping up the mobile home will ya?

4:11 pm April, 11 Book of Ra online spielen said...

Haha…great Pictures theere^^

6:40 pm April, 11 T. said...

That last picture brings me to, “The horror, the horror”. This comment thread derailed exactly .000005 seconds after original post.

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