Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Tardopoulous Brothers

Remedial Cooking 101 was never the same for The Tardopoulous Brothers (Dimitri and Randy) when “Miss Ace Hardware 2011,” Stephanie McGee, stopped by to offer words of encouragement.

And glorious medically enhanced lizard brain short circuiting humpty gnaw slappy slap Holy Cleavite Reveal.

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11:37 am April, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

If I went to this party I would give thanks in order to candy her yams

11:40 am April, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Boobventure.

11:42 am April, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Let’s hope that’s a taser in her right hand. And she’s going to drive it straight into Randy’s nutsacc.
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I really don’t care which one is Randy.

11:44 am April, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

What a couple of Pusti’s these ass clowns are.
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Things haven’t changed Dino some girls are just into malakas.

12:06 pm April, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Everyone, elect me President and I will make it a Federal Offense to not bend the bill of your baseball hat. Penalty? DEATH.

12:09 pm April, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

there’s the f’ing tongue again. and douche on the left hand says “this is how narrow my prick is.” probably not going to land Miss Future Bleeth 2011 with that one.

12:10 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

The Yankees are in the Army now? Let the group showering and ass slapping commence x

12:18 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

Cont from above because I got all twitterpatted thinking about group showering.

…let it commence x2! And stupid not official team colors hat wearing, shocker throwing asshat, I hope you get lost on the Crip side of Oakland.
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Princess Tittyana, may you’re reign be quick and painless. That means no talking and more boob reveal. The peasants are restless.

12:20 pm April, 6 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Can anyone say motorboat?
How about watata?

12:21 pm April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quick somebody get some more nails! Some lucky bastard managed to drive one through Dimtri’s tongue before passing out from the stench. I’ll put the rest in the old-fashioned way. *puts crowbar in left hand and tire iron in right* Hod still Dimitri!

12:23 pm April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I swear every time I see a bleeth with navel jewelry I just want to rip it out. Is that wrong? What happened to the days when tummies were meant to be spooged on? I miss those days.

12:35 pm April, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hoo Boy! Them’s some shiny, big tamaters! Are they Beefsteaks?

12:37 pm April, 6 The Reverend Chad From Rehab said...

If you look very closely at her tiara and stare at the ruby gems in the middle for about 10 seconds, it says GLOOM. Optical fact.

12:55 pm April, 6 Blinded by the Shite said...

Is that a fake tamara? Are those fake boobies? Are they fake gang-signs?

1:11 pm April, 6 Vin Douchal said...

I’ll bet ya she has a squeaky little voice and waddles when she walks. My kind of woman

1:31 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

@Blinded, good to see you. Heh. Get it?

1:32 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

And yes, those are gayyyyng signs those two are throwing up. Wigga what?

1:33 pm April, 6 Daggerbagger' said...

The bounciest of boobs and the douchiest of dudes. She has potential to be alot more than she is… yet she opts for the bleethiest (and most likely easiest) route possible…I understand the flimsy reasons guys douche it up to impress and the absurdity of it all, but chicks are the ultimate masters of the messy cultural ping-pong that is ‘picking up’ in the modern age and need to prove nothing to nobody but each other. gfklfig fuck it I need a drink

1:46 pm April, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The sing above Yankee Douce says, “All hope abandon ye who enter here.” We have found the entrance to Douche Hell!!!

1:46 pm April, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

well you could sing but I meant sign

2:29 pm April, 6 Southern Scrotic said...

Did anyone else notice her cans?

3:14 pm April, 6 Banana Hammock said...

We may have a 2011 Golden Globes nominee here?

3:51 pm April, 6 Snoop Douchey Douche said...

Anyone else see Hall of Hott with Stephanie?

4:24 pm April, 6 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

I think I know how to solve the illegal immigration problem. Every time we find an illegal immigrant in our country, instead of sending said immigrant back to his native country, we send 2 American wiggas on a one-way trip to that country and revoke their citizenship . I guarantee that within two years the Mexican government will build, on their own dime, a 1000-ft high wall from San Diego to Brownsville, TX.

5:13 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

^I like it! You sir, have presendential potential.

6:35 pm April, 6 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Memphis…
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After reading your solution to the illegal immigration problem I am happy to concede my presidential aspirations as long as you also adopt my “no bend on the cap brim death penalty” stance.

6:55 pm April, 6 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I want to motorboat her before her sores open up.

7:07 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

@MC 900, you two should team up and run on the same ticket. Wink.

@El Bastardo, boob herpes? Berpes? I learn something new everyday here.

7:08 pm April, 6 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

@ MC 900:

I absolutely agree with your legislation, including the proposed death penalty, and would like to add it to the 2011 Interstate Hat Brim Enforcement and Wigga Deportation Exchange Embargo Omnibus Bill.

7:18 pm April, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

As long as she promises not to talk–EVER–I will bonce my nog off those mamms like a fox on a trampoline.
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MDL 421/MC 900FDB 2012!!!! Change you can believe in!

8:06 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Uh, er, um, she has the “membership bounce” and we ainta talkin’ bout golf course clubs.

8:08 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If she thinks she can camouflage those basketballs, the Tardopoulos Brothers have another suggestion.

8:10 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Steffi was fired from her job at the mall’s Little Princess store after she was found in a compromising position in the storeroom with two of the delivery boys.

9:28 pm April, 6 DarkSock said...

Her belly button signifies that Frank Mercurio has been there.
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Medusa, I hope for Mr. Biscotti’s sake that Frank has moved on and is no longer on the premises.
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He is a hungry steely beast. Hungry for poot-holes. To paraphrase Hemingway. Loosely.

9:29 pm April, 6 DarkSock said...

“Hungry For Poot-Holes” is a great band name

9:54 pm April, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Golden Globes nominee. I’ll stick my head between those two pillows and never wake up again.
That, and I have a sudden desire to join the army.

9:56 pm April, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

She can even talk all she wants. Vacuous pointless babbling is very comfortingwhen I’m nuzzled in such a cornucopia of mammary paradise. So long as hounds chow down on any douchebag within 30 feet.

1:55 am April, 7 Alf Stewart said...

Stone the flamin’ crows… These flamin’ galahs wouldn’t make it one foot into the surf club if I was there

7:37 am April, 7 Daggerbagger' said...

Alf Stewert- And if it was Martha? you would go there you sicko.

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