Thursday, April 21, 2011

Tiny Taut Tonya Still Out There, Still With Sexy Abs, Still with Douchebags

Yesterday we met Tiny Taut Tonya hangin’ with the Strapperbag.

Today we learn that while her tautness remains of firm haunch and bitable suckle thigh, she also hangs with barely pubescent douchewanks like Tommy Wank.

The misguided notions of the Taut Hott befuddles me.

My HoHos taste pensive and reflective.

# posted by douchebag1
12:11 pm April, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tiny Taut Tonya is trying trying to be cool by showing off the retarded white dudes that her parents have adopted. Her parents saw them getting out of the dumpster behind her school after a night of drinking and thought that was where they lived. Now poor Tonya gets ridiculed every day by her friends about how stupid her parents are.

12:15 pm April, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Same hott as yesterday? I’m sceptical. But this guy is a genuine crossroads of america douche.

12:57 pm April, 21 smackdouche said...

IF they are the same, and I’m not so sure they are, then the shades are an improvement. After staring at her all day yesterday, I don’t believe they are the same. I refuse to make a “they all look the same joke”. I’m above that.

1:35 pm April, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I love me tight Oriental spinners and I do like this girl’s face. Overtanned chinks and japs are fun to fuck, I only did three of them and one was an escort but they were all kinds of young bouncy fuck attack for white cock. I too think that if this is the same girl she is suspect and DB1 is srewing with us before the penis shot arrives tomorrow.

1:46 pm April, 21 Wheezer said...

Not that I would want young Gomerbag touching Tiny Taut Tina, but how did this whole “hovering hand” bullshit become a “cool” ‘bag manure—–errrrr, maneuver?
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TOUCH the hott! Gently stroke her suckle shoulder as you stand next to her like this. It’s “sweet” and they like you for stuff like that.

1:53 pm April, 21 boone doggle said...

check yourself before you wreck yourself rev.

1:59 pm April, 21 Hermit said...

Using a phraqses like, “Overtanned chinks and japs are fun to fuck…” will never get you an invite on Oprah, but no one can deny the truth of that statement.
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I’d like to penetrate her Pacific Rim.

2:09 pm April, 21 Bigphatnotadouche said...

The Rev Chad got me thinking, so I might have to go Chinatown and get a massage.
Actually, it will be cheaper to look at yesterday’s Taunt Tanya post and still have a happy ending.

2:11 pm April, 21 Stephanie said...

Every photo a new guy,way to go, Tonya,life is short. But why with a guy who’s in junior high?

2:20 pm April, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to cripple her reactor.

2:45 pm April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

I liked her better in the bikini. I also liked her better last night when I was thinking about her while boning the old lady
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I also thought about (in no particular order) :
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Vera Jimenez.
Heidi Watney
Lisa Kearny, MLB Network
Martha MacCallum
Odette Annable
Erin Burnett, CNBC
Caroline Kennedy Schlosberg ( don’t ask)
My high school sweetheart
My high school Spanish teacher
My cousin Gayle ( don’t ask)
and Whitney Drolen
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Listen fellers, when you’ve been hammering the same schinzz for decades you gotta work a little to pop a nut

2:46 pm April, 21 DarkSock said...

Why did she settle for the son of the “7 Minute Abs” guy?
ewqe

2:47 pm April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Whitney Drolen

3:30 pm April, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Whitney Drolen has some serious spray on tan going there. I would happily wipe it off with my penis.

4:57 pm April, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hover boob grab. This douche is inventing new hand gestures. Not as stupid as the shocker but still pretty dumb.

7:57 pm April, 21 EarSharpener said...

Amanda Chen. I miss banging her, it was good.

11:18 pm April, 21 Josh said...

Same smile, head tilited to the same angle…. Still hot though

11:18 pm April, 21 Josh said...

I meant tilted, i had tits on the mind so the words clashed!

7:50 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

@ ear sharpener
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then you woke up

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2:48 am April, 25 Kamagra said...

I might must go Chinatown & receive a massage.
Actually, it will be cheaper to look at yesterday’s Taunt Tanya post & still have a happy ending.

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