Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tyler Perry’s “Madea Goes to Vegas”

Wait’ll Spike Lee hears about this one.

# posted by douchebag1
9:25 am April, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is she preggers?
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Remember, fellows: always ask for a DNA test.

9:25 am April, 26 smackdouche said...

Looks like the box for the porn version of Blackhawk Down.

9:32 am April, 26 Hermit said...

Those starving Somalians can sure pull some hott.
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And by pull, I mean strech their legs like a Tyson drumstick.

9:52 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

(Newton) A tranny interrupts the Boston Marathon afterparty as an exhausted Nigerian runner passes out from testosterone overload (AP)

9:53 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

Bootsy Collins would go on to receive a Grammy for his arrangements for the 2-man human flatulence bassoon.

9:54 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

“How Stella Got Her Genital Sores Back”

9:57 am April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mother Mary Poppin’ Fresh Dough! If this were done in marble, I’d praise it for being a gritty depiction of the Satyrs Lykos and Pronomos risking the God’s wrath by attempting to seduce Dionysus’ pregnant wife, Ariadne.
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But in the flesh it’s just plain gritty. Gritty like having butt sex at the beach after rolling in the sand… and just as painful.

10:04 am April, 26 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Goota love them thumbprints on the thigh. Good times.

10:06 am April, 26 diedouche said...

aids

10:08 am April, 26 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

It’s time for the Greater Reno area’s fastest rising game show “Name that Lesion!”

10:13 am April, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

nothing quite says total whore like some fresh thigh bruises, 4 inch heels and a bikini while being groped poolside. chlorine pool shock asap !

10:25 am April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tammy’s personal trainers help her stretch before the 500 meter pole dance competition. She’s favored to win. And by “win” I mean become inseminated.

10:30 am April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vernon Reid’s Biafran roadie struggles to get his latest rig onto the poolside stage for the upcoming “Sex Workers Untie” concert to battle dyslexia.

10:37 am April, 26 Mr. White said...

They’re attempting to merge into one person. A badly dressed, strangely proportioned, bruised, trainwreck of a person.

10:49 am April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture makes me feel bad, really bad, like I should have felt after I ass-banged a stunning Polish teenage hooker while the misses was in labour. Just helping a kid raise money to go to school.

10:52 am April, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Geez, Brigitte Nielsen really left Flavor Flav in worse shape than when she found him.

10:56 am April, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Somewhere, a father presses a 380 against the roof of his mouth and squeezes the trigger.

10:58 am April, 26 creature said...

in the bahamas they call her FOB

11:03 am April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

I couldn’t name two more talentless morons than Spike Lee and Tyler Perry. Or maybe I just don’t get it.
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And by don’t get it I mean Carl Everett believing that we never walked on the moon and that dinosaurs are an invention of the FBI

11:05 am April, 26 Geoffrey said...

gay-brotha-bags

11:08 am April, 26 Deltus said...

The python that crawled up her lady business is headed for the left breast.

11:18 am April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Cult of Epidemiology

11:31 am April, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dear Vin Douchal @ 11:03:
I fucking love you. but I want to punch Tyler Perry in the face so hard, his great-grandchildren will inherit the bruises. That man has taken the same tired, unfunny joke and recycled it into a million dollars’ worth of flexing the same racist stereotypes that have gotten white people into hot water for over thirty years now. Not since the KKK has anyone done more to deepen the racial divide, and to make black people look like ignorant, selfish, stupid, crazy, violent lunatics since Tyler Perry. Yet his own folk laud him as a hero because he’s cracked a wall in Hollywood and poked one toe in there. Never mind that guys like Denzel Washington got in there a long time ago and were so fucking talented that they didn’t have to play “black” roles. Let me not get started on his last film which cast Kathy Bates as the matriarch of a bunch of racist, predatory white people. Fuck you, Tyler Perry. People like you are the reason shit like this goes on: I said “excuse me” to a black woman I almost bumped into on the way into a public washroom last week, only to hear her daughter say, “Dat white lady was a bitch.” Way to keep the hate alive, Tyler. Same to you, Spike Lee. Everything was starting to be okay in the 80s, and then you came along and started fanning the fires of shit that happened when you were a fetus and got everyone all wound up again. I’ll put your name on the 6-foot cedar fence I’m having installed this summer, I got tired of hearing my black neighbor screaming “Get the fuck out of here, you white bitch” every time I’m outside.
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Sorry for the threadjack, but I’m a tad irate about the whole “stirring up racist violent bullshit in the name of healing the rift”. It’s a bunch of crap. Ask the Powhatan tribe if they like white people any better because of Disney’s bullshit-ass Pocahontas movie.

11:35 am April, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oh, and, RE the article, Mr. Perry. Italians threw a fucking fit about the Sopranos. So there. Suck it.

11:36 am April, 26 tall guy said...

I know my observations are in late (it’s been a 5 day Easter holiday here – Good Friday until yesterday – & I’m now up early preparing for work) but there’s some serious deformities going on in that pic: her dirty leg, bones-clearcup’s weediness, her potbelly and the fauxhawke on wraparound shadesguy’s otherwise perfectly horrible head. Nasty stuff.

11:37 am April, 26 tall guy said...

ps i need more coffee.

11:45 am April, 26 tall guy said...

…and, I haven’t forgotten my much mentioned US holiday fellow ‘baggers. I’d go tomorrow if possible, but I can’t leave work at the mo (lest some filthy ‘bag come in and appropriate my gig – if that makes any sense). I’ll be there sometime this year though. Perhaps sooner that even I think.

11:51 am April, 26 creature said...

MO…ethnic groups in america have long lampooned themselves for entertainment. the jews are a great example of this. also see Hee Haw for backward ass white folk & many late ’70 snl skits (cheezborger, cheezborger) …it’s actually a reflection of how these groups see themselves, laugh & can acchieve some growth in the greater cultural landscape. if you’re in the group you can contribute & laugh…if your not you can still laugh & try to understand…you just can’t create it
…people in america cope with their socio-economic-cultural challenges through humour…if you get it great, if not let it go, these are people trying to cope with lives by lampooning it

11:53 am April, 26 creature said...

…all that & fuck fishslap!
son

12:10 pm April, 26 DarkSock said...

I’m just glad Arizona has decided to become the new Mississippi. It gets old being the whipping boy for your grampa’s shenanigans. Unless you’re a German getting ragged for WW2. Deal with it, ya Kraut scats.

12:27 pm April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Medusa
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The next time you see your neighbor give her one of these.

12:33 pm April, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the title of this flick is, “Tara Reed Goes Mule Skinning.”
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BTW nothing says HOTT like a big black and blue on the thigh coupled with a distended abdomen….take a dump honey!

12:47 pm April, 26 MoeDouche said...

Those Somali Pirates are finally enjoying their fruit of their labor on what they were obsessing after all: American HOs & Biatches.

1:23 pm April, 26 Steve L. said...

looks like Vegas is the new Guantanamo for Somali pirates.

1:24 pm April, 26 Boner said...

Boner killer. Jesus Christ man! WTF is this shit? Gaybags and Pot Belly Whores?

4:41 pm April, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey it the cast of Different Strokes: The College Years, Whoopie Pie Edition.

4:49 pm April, 26 idfma said...

Her stomach looks like the bottom of a fishing boat–curved and plastic

4:50 pm April, 26 idfma said...

People think Tyler Perry is funny? Oh yeah, they think Dane Cook is funny too–so if we lynch them both at once do we put to bed any racist speculation, and confirm it’s just a matter that neither one deserves to live?

4:51 pm April, 26 idfma said...

Last one: I didn’t think the Kenyan who won the most recent marathon was allowed to party like normal people–I thought he needed to get back to Kenya to train, rather than fuck ugly girls.
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Have a sandwich you skinny motherfucker.

5:02 pm April, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Too soon.

6:56 pm April, 26 Murphy said...

wow, gay brotha bags. You don’t see those too often on this site.

7:05 pm April, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Mr. T meets Ethiopian famine victim and together they make a Skank Sandwich.

8:04 pm April, 26 Sir David Douchenborough said...

My highly corporate subsidized internet provider has been giving me trouble streaming Game 7 of Canucks and Blackhawks game from my highly subsidized public broadcaster. So, in mild frustration I will chime in with this caption:

Saving Motombo’s Privates: Operation Poolside Tranny Train

8:47 pm April, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

What marathon did HE just run? Someone else obviously beat him to the jackpot.

9:09 pm April, 26 DarkSock said...

Courtney Love called; she wants her leg bruises back.

10:58 pm April, 26 Stephanie said...

Thumb prints on the leg? bruises? or gun shot wounds? Which one is it? Tyler Perry films just suck plain and simple.

11:36 pm April, 26 Kamagra said...

I would like to congratulate the aggressive representation of satyrs and pronouns Lykos risking the wrath of God, trying to seduce a woman pregnant with Dionysus and Ariadne.

7:02 am April, 27 RAPETIME said...

At least one of these folks has the GRIDS.

12:53 pm April, 27 GCA said...

Damn crack dealers stole the bikini shop mannequin again…

1:47 pm April, 27 creature said...

pregnant white girls are so sexy

1:47 pm April, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. BHD 12:27
I fucking love you. When Seinfeld broke big, people often told me I look like her ( I’m not seeing it so much, myself). I am practicing that move right now and I think I got it down pat.

4:02 pm April, 27 Collaz B. Popped said...

Is Spike Lee that little guy that screams and jumps up and down at Knick games?

Overrated mofo to da end.

7:48 pm April, 28 douche ex machina said...

I’ve done a few chemical substances in my life, and probably mixed the wrong ones occasionally. In my mind I think I handled it all pretty well. I believed that I was a clever man of mystery and leaving a lasting impression on those I thought were the care bears. But having had time sort the detritus of my mind, I have a feeling I left this sort of impression on most. As this twisted freak that is the Ghost(s) of Christmas Apocalypse future. I weep for that future. God bless.

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