Monday, April 11, 2011
Vince the Archetypal Vegas Douchecrud
Oh yes, young reader.
They are still out there.
Still bothering Cury Pool Ladies with primal grunts of “Yo!” And “You work out?”
And they still must be bagged and tagged for the greater good of the human experience.
EDIT: Okay, that may be a dude on the left, but this sampling of vegas uberdouchosity is too bizarre not to leave up. View at your own risk.
Nice natural tits for a bro.
I’ll go with “cury” = “curvy”.
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And yes, she is.
Yep. All the signifiers are there: stupid logo/cliche emblazoned shirt, check. Matching oversized sunglasses and 10lb watch, check. Some shiz around the neck, check. Dumbarse hand gesture, check. Soul patch, check. Dumberarsed facial expression, check. Giant drink cup, check.
Nice boobies too.
Is that a line of ants crawling up her torso ?
I think “her” tatt is where the veterinarian signed off on his “best work”. Translated I think it says “I used for emu livers, 14 Rocky Mountain oysters, and a family a rabid meerkats for this creation. I give it to you to enjoy. Go fuck yourself and the horse that brought you asshole. Love, Khalid”. Or something like that. My sanskrit is a little rusty.
^ for = four? Why yes, yes it does.
In the upper right of this photo, in the background, you can clearly see Plinky’s Mom’s distended pinksock fluttering in the breeze like a rectal flag.
Although now that I look at it again I think her brother was running in the fourth at Santa Anita yesterday.
Curry pool ladies=baby diaper full of Indian food. Simple math my friends.
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He is what happens when you set the tanning bed to the tar setting. He should keep it pale like my pasty bro in the pool there.
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She seems nice in a “chick with stupid tattoos” sorta way.
That’s not a hot chick, bra. That’s Rollo from Sanford and Son. Look closely.
@ Hermit-a few posts back on The Real Beasties
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Beautiful version of America’s “I Peed In The Desert in a Horse With No Name.”It was supposed to be the Doobies but I had had too many doobies.
Rollo from S & S. wtf. too damn funny.
Never swim with the curry pool ladies. Cholera.
Her tatt says “Can you believe those pencil arms can hold up that fuccen watch?”
One is in the late stages of changing from boy to girl (not that there’s anything wrong about that) and the other… is wearing a pink/purple shirt acting like a girl.
Does her tatt say “Alpaca Fluffer”? I can’t tell.
Bring on the Brothabags.
And the broads.
And the boobies.
And the booze.
Starry, Starry Night Vince..in Spanish, that would be Vegas, Vegas noches Vincenzo.
Isn’t douchecrud that dirty stuff that accumulates at the water line of every pool?
I recommend a Mr Clean Magic Eraser to get rid of the gunk.
The Brotha Bag look is one of creations biggest mistakes…Kind of like the platypus, a mixture of two divergent features.
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http://www.newhotstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/platypus.jpg
I’ll go with “cury” = “curvy”.
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I think that’s a reference to the sanskrit tatt on her side…but who can know the mind of DB1?
Outstanding naturals! Notwithstanding all the comments to the contrary, tell me any of you wouldn’t jump all over that…..just sayin’
The tattoo says ” He rammed me up the ass last night, then we switched” Nothing like wearing jeans to hide your shlong while wearing a bikini top, dude.
This hotchickswithdouchebags.com is cool. Keep posting buddy !
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