Monday, April 11, 2011

Vince the Archetypal Vegas Douchecrud

Oh yes, young reader.

They are still out there.

Still bothering Cury Pool Ladies with primal grunts of “Yo!” And “You work out?”

And they still must be bagged and tagged for the greater good of the human experience.

EDIT: Okay, that may be a dude on the left, but this sampling of vegas uberdouchosity is too bizarre not to leave up. View at your own risk.

# posted by douchebag1
2:27 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice natural tits for a bro.

2:28 pm April, 11 Fatness said...

I’ll go with “cury” = “curvy”.
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And yes, she is.

2:32 pm April, 11 tall guy said...

Yep. All the signifiers are there: stupid logo/cliche emblazoned shirt, check. Matching oversized sunglasses and 10lb watch, check. Some shiz around the neck, check. Dumbarse hand gesture, check. Soul patch, check. Dumberarsed facial expression, check. Giant drink cup, check.

Nice boobies too.

2:44 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is that a line of ants crawling up her torso ?

3:06 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think “her” tatt is where the veterinarian signed off on his “best work”. Translated I think it says “I used for emu livers, 14 Rocky Mountain oysters, and a family a rabid meerkats for this creation. I give it to you to enjoy. Go fuck yourself and the horse that brought you asshole. Love, Khalid”. Or something like that. My sanskrit is a little rusty.

3:07 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ for = four? Why yes, yes it does.

3:46 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

In the upper right of this photo, in the background, you can clearly see Plinky’s Mom’s distended pinksock fluttering in the breeze like a rectal flag.

4:03 pm April, 11 Fatness said...

Although now that I look at it again I think her brother was running in the fourth at Santa Anita yesterday.

4:33 pm April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

Curry pool ladies=baby diaper full of Indian food. Simple math my friends.
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He is what happens when you set the tanning bed to the tar setting. He should keep it pale like my pasty bro in the pool there.
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She seems nice in a “chick with stupid tattoos” sorta way.

5:38 pm April, 11 Anthony LaBaglia said...

That’s not a hot chick, bra. That’s Rollo from Sanford and Son. Look closely.

6:06 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Hermit-a few posts back on The Real Beasties
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Beautiful version of America’s “I Peed In The Desert in a Horse With No Name.”It was supposed to be the Doobies but I had had too many doobies.

7:52 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rollo from S & S. wtf. too damn funny.

8:20 pm April, 11 Guid is Good said...

Never swim with the curry pool ladies. Cholera.

8:46 pm April, 11 Wedgie said...

Her tatt says “Can you believe those pencil arms can hold up that fuccen watch?”

9:23 pm April, 11 Stephanie said...

One is in the late stages of changing from boy to girl (not that there’s anything wrong about that) and the other… is wearing a pink/purple shirt acting like a girl.

9:51 pm April, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Does her tatt say “Alpaca Fluffer”? I can’t tell.

10:14 pm April, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bring on the Brothabags.
And the broads.
And the boobies.
And the booze.

10:18 pm April, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Starry, Starry Night Vince..in Spanish, that would be Vegas, Vegas noches Vincenzo.

10:20 pm April, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Isn’t douchecrud that dirty stuff that accumulates at the water line of every pool?
I recommend a Mr Clean Magic Eraser to get rid of the gunk.

6:24 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Brotha Bag look is one of creations biggest mistakes…Kind of like the platypus, a mixture of two divergent features.
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http://www.newhotstuff.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/platypus.jpg

7:56 am April, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll go with “cury” = “curvy”.
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I think that’s a reference to the sanskrit tatt on her side…but who can know the mind of DB1?

8:13 am April, 12 Crottenham said...

Outstanding naturals! Notwithstanding all the comments to the contrary, tell me any of you wouldn’t jump all over that…..just sayin’

8:13 pm April, 12 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

The tattoo says ” He rammed me up the ass last night, then we switched” Nothing like wearing jeans to hide your shlong while wearing a bikini top, dude.

8:39 pm April, 12 Jendryy said...

This hotchickswithdouchebags.com is cool. Keep posting buddy !
365 bet

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