Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Where’s Waldouche? Vegas “Yo” Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of sorority butt chomp slappy grab boingy glute, I’ve carefully hidden a double serving bronzed alpaca turd waldouche.

Look closely.

Can you find them?

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am April, 12 Wedgie said...

I can’t see him because of his brilliant camo tattoo.

9:29 am April, 12 Wedgie said...

Why do the ugly girls get to stand in front? It seems so unpatriotic.

9:40 am April, 12 Mock Ring said...

Wow, crimping your hair is making a comeback. And pinkie and green bikiniy should definitely switch places.
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Tattoo around the belly button has to be gayer than a dude above the junk tramp stamp. Thanks for outlining yet another one of your gaping holes douche.

9:48 am April, 12 douchebag1 said...

Edited “him” to “them” to make it clear that no “nottadouches” are within a 3 mile radius of this dumpsite.
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– management

9:52 am April, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Uh Boss? Shouldn’t that be a triple helping of Waldouche? Being married, I’m afflicted with a certain visual problem namely that being I get smacked forcefully in the head if I mention hotts. Just sayin’…

10:13 am April, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

Is Snooki in the other end of the pool? Is that why nobody wants to get in the water? Or maybe Darksock has his boat out there showing everybody how to make low speed turns.
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Number 3 may not qualify for “notta” status since he is in this general vicinity, but he still doen’t get labeled as “bronzed alpaca turd waldouche” because he’s just photobombing.

10:28 am April, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hopefully the turds got the $1500 bill for the “pool side chaise lounge and bottle service.” Gonna have to mow a lot of lawns back in Jersey to pay for that.

10:40 am April, 12 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Thank god I’m too old to go on spring break.

11:35 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why do these guys do this to themselves? They are liked trained monkeys. Trained by TV and magazines. Oh right. They don’t know any better and have lots of spare time and some girls like the two blondes who don’t know they are there wouldn’t notice their short bad selves without spectacle. I pray for the generation after hipsterbags to return to the fold.

12:20 pm April, 12 Stephanie said...

Two monkeys escaped from the zoo.

12:49 pm April, 12 Wheezer said...

The front scrote has some nasty varicose veins creeping up from his underworked legs.
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Really, you fucknut, ‘roids are evil. Learn this.

1:06 pm April, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

Are those tattoos or did a slide of mating paramecia get superimposed over the right side of the picture?
If those turds were floating in the pool, I would hope hilarity would ensue a la Caddyshack.
Spalding, NO!

2:14 pm April, 12 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I still need to look into that tattoo removal company stock. There’s gonna be millions of these motherfuckers in about twenty years saying wtf have I done to myself. And I shall reap said benefits. Financial.

2:45 pm April, 12 Fatness said...

Blue bikini upfront may be a little thick but those eyes and smile say “lost weekend”. Works for me.
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Maybe I’m just too old to understand but back in the 1870’s when I was in college the brainy working chicks who stayed in town because they weren’t in a sorority and couldn’t afford to waste the cash on a week in hell (strike that, Florida) were much more interesting (and interested) than these deformed gene carriers. Without the drain of the Greek system, the intelligence level of C-U increased by 20 points that week.
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I miss those brainy working chicks.

4:34 pm April, 12 soy bomb said...

I’m going to Vegas next weekend. I won’t be going anywhere near this wasteland, however. You’ll find me elsewhere, creeping around the craps tables for the unearned free drinks and mocking silently. Until I have too many free drinks, at which point my silent mocks become audible, and I’ll have to smoothly talk my way out of a beating.
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Again.

4:39 pm April, 12 Mock Ring said...

@Fatness, we’re still around.

5:00 pm April, 12 Wheezer said...

@soy bomb, 4:34 p.m. –
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Have fun, broheim! Are you bringin’ a camera juuuuust in case a photo op arises?

6:38 pm April, 12 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Those guys are the guys these girls tell stories about when they get back to Topeka.
“And then these two guys from New Jersey came over and starting hitting on us. They invited us into their little area by the pool and bought us drinks for like 2 hours. Then the one guy said something about a blow job and we all laughed and left. Pretty sure he ended up jerking off with his friend that night.”

8:10 pm April, 12 Mock Ring said...

@MC 900, you nailed it. These douches are all like “Come back to my room, I’ve got “ALF” on Hulu. We could watch it, and then you could give me a BJ”. So pathetic. Everyone knows if you want to impress a girl you access old eps of “Charles In Charge”.

6:05 am April, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Huh, that? I thought that was just shadows and tricks of the light. Oh, well, back to the hotts…

6:52 am April, 13 The Situation said...

Wait, I think I see them – are they behind the really cool muscle dudes with the wicked tribal tats?

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