Thursday, April 14, 2011

White Chocolate 4Evar

Hall of Scrote Legend White Chocolate, one of the first doucherstars to be mocked back in the early days of HCwDB, refuses to douche gently into that douchey night.

Like all scrotal legends, there is no “temporary” to the douche lifestyle. No return to real life after a year of partying gets old.

Not for the HCwDB legends.

The Choc will not let up. The Choc will not let the hairpoint fade.

His cleft chin, aging pink saggyflesh and supernova of douchitude will. Not. Stop.

Until every hottie in Vegas smiles wanly and poses for a picture with him.

# posted by douchebag1
11:37 am April, 14 the douche is alright said...

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH

11:38 am April, 14 Mr. White said...

Here we see White Chocolate posing with a Paris Hilton impersonator and a Meatloaf impersonator.

11:51 am April, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Still too cool for school, still a twatwaffle douchescrote.

Hall of Scroter from the get-go. Good choice!

11:52 am April, 14 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

This is where “super bugs” are formed. Thanks Vegas…

11:55 am April, 14 FoghornLeghorn said...

Nobody in this photo is aging well.

11:57 am April, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

You know the pool scene in Vegas is hittin’ the skids when the C-section scars are visible on the paid to pose “hotties.”

12:00 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boy that Gregg Allman can pull some tail. http://dailymotion.com/video/x&lup5_the-allman-brothers-band-midnight-v_music.

12:01 pm April, 14 Goldimocks said...

I like how his bling accentuates his mangunt tattoo. You’re an innovator White Chocolate. Also the right side of your head is balding faster than the left. Just an FYI to give to your stylist or whoever flat irons your hair these days.
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Also, photo ops by a trashcan with wheels ups the class by 3 points. So jealous you three. All I do is hang out behind a 7-11 with my Slurpee cup filled with booze and pose with the cook from the Chinese place three doors down in front of a mop bucket. But you three are seriously living the dream.

12:04 pm April, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Axl Shmoes

12:10 pm April, 14 Wheezer said...

Why did (Fuck) Fish Slap go “blonde” and get boobies?

12:11 pm April, 14 summers eve said...

I am not sure but it seems like the jizz ran from his bellybutton and burned his FUPA

12:12 pm April, 14 Wheezer said...

P ansy
T wist
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That bling also describes his hairstyle.

12:12 pm April, 14 Douche Assassin said...

Can 2012 come already so that Vegas may be submerged to the depths of Hell it belongs in?

12:12 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think I need drugs. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7lup5_the-allman-brothers-band-midnight-r_music.
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Boobie retard. Son.

12:15 pm April, 14 jonezy said...

ah yes, I do recall spending some serious time weeding through his MySpace page when the Choc first hit the HCwDB site.
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If memory serves correctly (which it rarely does), that blondie is actually his wife.
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But as it has been a few years out, very well could be his ex-wife.
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Either way, I hear a huge flushing sound ringing in my ears.

12:17 pm April, 14 Vin Douchal said...

@ Wheezer
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I couldn’t tell if his shitty bling was a “PF” a “PT” or a “PJ” so I passed on doing a shtick.
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Please clarify so we can go nuts and shit on this pointy tub of goo

12:21 pm April, 14 summers eve said...

I hope rick ross punches him in the face steals his chain.. before he realizes that it came from a happy meal… that the bitch in black ate after she downed 6 shots of patron and 2 shots of bacon grease

12:24 pm April, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is he from the Doucheinator 800 series?

12:30 pm April, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It seems like Zebrakini was in the early stages of bleeth infection in this photo. Notice how only her right leg has turned orange and the other is fish-belly white. Oh the humanity! She could’ve been saved. Choc’s bff from high school still looks pissed about losing that bet.

12:40 pm April, 14 soy bomb said...

All I can do is laugh at this douche. Shake my head and laugh.
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Even Tiger Woods there in the background wouldn’t tap either of those tired bleeths.

1:02 pm April, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

WOW!!!!!! and by WOW!!!! I mean WTF?!?!?

1:10 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen
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That was a shocking as it was disturbing and sick. Thank you.

1:10 pm April, 14 Anonymous said...

The Pre-Op Tranny Real Doll on the right is frighteningly life like.

1:21 pm April, 14 Fatness said...

What a whorrid photo.

1:22 pm April, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Mr. White at the top said it all:

“Here we see White Chocolate posing with a Paris Hilton impersonator and a Meatloaf impersonator.”

1:27 pm April, 14 Douchble Helix said...

That’s not a trash can on wheels. That’s R2D2 on vacay.

1:45 pm April, 14 dbBen said...

The three of them just started a Title/Escrow Insurance company. The Vegas new construction housing economy is coming back son!
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“Bro! Btw, can I borrow your 4-wheeler this weekend? Janet’s is still all jacked up and Shark-Hawk’s ATV service and repair shop went under so I’m screwed if I can’t borrow yours.”

2:00 pm April, 14 Scrote_Scratcher said...

From this link:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2006/11/white-chocolate/

Chick looks to be Blondie Luv..

2:04 pm April, 14 Hermit said...

They appear to be hooker bleeths, plying their trade among the drunken and desperate Vegas Johns.
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He looks like the bullfrog that’s been croaking outside my window now, for six nights in a row, sorrowfully lamenting unrequited love, pondering late night newscasts, “a woman was robbed yesterday with a baby,” suspended sentences and dangling participles. He smokes another cigarette, sighs with disgust at the full moon, tomorrow’s just another day; box cutters and paperclips, greasy fingernails, used car salesmen and bulimic secretaries repelling his advances .
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The hooker feels nothing as she lies beneath the sweaty, pockmarked man with gaudy costume jewelry and cholesterol, paying her rent with social disease and small pieces of her soul. Yet when the moon shadow of a rapist passes over the sleeping virgin, she twitches reflexively. Another reverse mortgage, innocence despoiled.
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If one eats half a package of Pecan Sandies®, in a clandestine midnight raid, should he not finish the other half to prevent future temptation?

3:01 pm April, 14 creature said...

faces only darkness loves

3:18 pm April, 14 Wedgie said...

The one on the left is smiling wanly. The one on the right is actually smiling, because she just got paid.

4:00 pm April, 14 Goldimocks said...

@Hermit, single tears and Bravos! Was it a semi-automatic baby or a shotgun baby? And you should definitely eat the whole package of pecan Sandies.

7:10 pm April, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth on left a cross between Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Harry Dean Stanton. Bleeth on the right is a chick with a dick and a windshield for a forehead, or is it a fivehead?

10:49 pm April, 14 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The power of their bleethy hotness far outweighs his beefy doucheness.

Porch beefy doucheness.

11:26 pm April, 14 Lord of Nipples said...

It’s so obvious that the blonde hottie on the left popped out a kid. She’s got some saggy tummy fat that looks like it may have been cosmetically repaired

8:13 am April, 15 Troy Tempest said...

@Lord of Nipples – it’s a C-section scar. Seen ’em before. usually right at eye level….

12:07 pm April, 15 Stephanie said...

These guys should pose for those gross plastic trophies they give people for winning something. That’s all they’re good for.

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