Thursday, April 28, 2011

Your Dad Wears Ripped Jeans

Now he’s just making “Parent/Teacher Party Night” downright awkward.

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am April, 28 Elwood Blues said...

Okay. Who brought Michael Lohan to the party?

7:17 am April, 28 Douchble Helix said...

What are the odds two broads wear the same outfit to a Robert Kardashian look-alike contest?

7:22 am April, 28 Ted Brogan said...

It’s casual day for Leisure Suit Larry.

7:25 am April, 28 Deltus said...

Those matching outfits are creeping me out almost as much as the oldbag. Almost.

7:26 am April, 28 Crottenham said...

Either his head is ginormous or someone has done some crafty photoshopping……kinda reminds me of Sammy Maudlin of SCTV fame! How are ya?

What’s with Pocahontos on the right?

7:27 am April, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

Why would petite brunette have three champagne flutes in her hands at the same time? I think there’s going to be candle wax, Nair, and strange body groomings coming up soon for Mr. McCreepy.

7:34 am April, 28 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I think Mrs Perky on the left has a penis or largest camel toe I’ve ever seen. I’ll let others decide…

7:37 am April, 28 Mr. White said...

If those had been my teachers in high school….well, it would have made no difference. It’s not like they could be more illiterate and prone to violence than the ones I had.

7:48 am April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Gah Dad, soooo embarrassing. Well at least you took off the fanny pack this time.

7:53 am April, 28 DarkSock said...

Dammit, I was gonna go with “Leisure Suit Larry – The Movie” but Ted Brogan beat me to it…Well played, Sir…

8:10 am April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“How are ya’!” Boy that Bobby Bittman sure could pull some quartindian casino tail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD36ybdlAKU

9:05 am April, 28 Boner said...

Damn! Put some bags over these chicks heads and maybe a boner……….SON

9:29 am April, 28 Anonymous said...

Leisure Larry stayed up all night picking out the matching outfits he put on his collection of Real Dolls to bring to the corporate show and tell.

9:29 am April, 28 Anonymous said...

^^ Leisure Suit Larry

9:31 am April, 28 Douchble Helix said...

Rev., getting to see that Bittman number gave this douchebag’s presence on this planet some (marginal) meaning.

Thanks!

10:47 am April, 28 mr.reeve said...

Old man is laying the choke hold down on the double bagger on the right. Damn oldbag!

10:47 am April, 28 tall guy said...

Regrettably the hair of Tiny Juice Freak holding 3 flutes is obstructing the view of what seems to be a very nice looking cleavage. Pocahontos on right could be Mr Ed’s mount – just sayin’. And I’m wondering what Sassy Benson is hiding behind her behind? Perhaps her favourite Lego toys that she plans to insert in ripped jeans guy’s rectum (it’s early, I need more coffee).

12:25 pm April, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Seriously, who did that Photoshop job, me? If you are going to PS a picture at least put someone famous in it, or make it funny.
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Like this one.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UdUUNC7BoqE/TbH3KTml2iI/AAAAAAAACQw/ogTosKF_p8s/s1600/blog_shaq.jpg

12:36 pm April, 28 soy bomb said...

Speaking of Dads, I would like to state for the record that my Dad is one of the greatest people I’ve ever known. He has worked very hard his whole life to provide for his family. He has almost zero ego and truly doesn’t give a damn about what people’s perceptions are of him, which is funny because everyone loves him. All my friends inevitably ask me what my Dad is up to because they genuinely are curious and think that whatever he does is hilarious. Without being cheesy at all, I have no problem saying that he is my biggest role model.
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If I ever brought up the phrase “douchebag” to him he would have no clue as to what I’m talking about, but I know he has innate ‘bag hunter skills. I’m reminded of a quote he once said that is still burned into my psyche. “I never trust any man who wears a gold necklace.” Well said, Pops, well said.

1:22 pm April, 28 Leisure Suit Larry said...

Jeez, you guys finally caught me. I was settin’ up to do a Cher in her “Half-Breed” phase wet T-shirt contest when Joe Francis came by and asked if he could film the whole thing. I told him to get lost but he said he had some really snazzy outfits for the ladies so I made a deal with him. I’ll include him my next epic quest if I get 5% of the gross. Look for the little annoying yappy dog that humps everything. That’ll be my rendition of Joe Francis.

4:09 pm April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

@soy bomb, your Dad sounds awesome. How was Vegas?

6:19 pm April, 28 Steve L. said...

why would teachers douche it up with oldbags when they can seduce young bucks in their classrooms?






sorry.

8:56 pm April, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Looks like Seinfeld is back trolling the halls of high schools again. Guess he never got over that 16 yr old Shoshanna thang.

3:15 am April, 29 Kamagra said...

it would have made no difference. Its not like they could be more illiterate and liable to violence than the ones I had.

6:57 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Neil Diamond sure can pull the hotts from the set of Solid Gold: Iran.

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