Saturday, April 2, 2011

Ze Hipsterbăghen

Proving that Hipsterbaggery is the most potent form of douche in 2011, note how it continues to spread across much of Nordic Europe like a Lohan herp sore.

Sven Twitters expressionist poetry free verse. Frau Gretel will spank you for having impure bloodlines.

And in a followup HCwDB story, Thursdays’ Marty the Douchey Picture Frame Guy provoked a lively discussion of all things HCwDB on Washington D.C.’s Sports Junkies. (starts about 6 minutes in)

And, a little bit later, when the hott calls in and realizes she’s dating a radiobag. (2 min in)

# posted by douchebag1
12:43 pm April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Svend over.
Gerta love you and your spectacles with the back of her hand.
Freedom, das no freedom stomp boot on your minkey:
You little girl prepare to be double fisted and gooed on by our sissy friend Gunther in the other room.

12:51 pm April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Shopping Report.
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Browsing the the Wal Mart racks with the Mrs. ( I have to shop there or I am not allowed to pay my course dues.), I spotted a particularly foul looking oversized T.
The Mrs. said EWWWWWW! who would wear that stupid shirt. I looked more closely seeing a tag that said $110.00 from a sports retailer in Canada, That was crossed out to $55.00 with a Wally tag over it that said $12.00. Then she noticed there was a whole bank of these with red tag $5.00 for all shirts on rack.
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I now have next years Tap Out shirt for Halloween submission. Might wear it to rapid detox this week to see reaction cause I’m swole like that. Son.

1:12 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

Those “girls” are about to make him airtight.

1:13 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

And I wish knew how to make that Ă with the devil horns on top.
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wait…

1:14 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He is the target market for cockk-flavored toothpaste.

1:14 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He’s so fey his bicycle seat is a Sybian.

1:15 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He’s so fey he drinks Cosmos by chewing them out of soaked tampons.

1:20 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He’s so fey he won the annual “Run Like A Girl” Marathon.
qwe

1:24 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

He’s so fey this is his idea of a nice firm stool:
EEWFEGF

1:45 pm April, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Here’s hoping Frau Gretel in the one in the zebra like dress, she looks like she could be all sorts of experienced, naughty, scandian milf. Hmmm milf!!!

1:58 pm April, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

I could play Moonlight Sonata on Frau Gretel’s bra strap with my tongue.

1:58 pm April, 2 DarkSock said...

Hey, Sven: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed called – he wants his t-shirt back.
qweft
ekty

2:00 pm April, 2 soy bomb said...

He looks like a somehow even gayer Ricky Martin.

2:11 pm April, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

That radiobag is with a Bleeth…
http://yfrog.com/mfaj9j

3:47 pm April, 2 Sir Douche Alot said...

These are two of the most convincing trannies I have ever seen

5:03 pm April, 2 Douchble Helix said...

I’ll take my chances with the one on the right and those boobies.

6:04 pm April, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DB1: please foward me the form to fill out to get a rebate for the minutes of my life I wasted listen to the mindless babble of the sports junkies.

8:37 pm April, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Wow! Those are some fun loving sports guys talking about no sports whatsoever.
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My mother railing on about the Red Sox is a more pertinent….
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Did you see Yooookahliss pound dat shawt to left? Is Papi evah gonna get a knock with toowouts? It’s impoordan dat Jawsh has a good game next time…. Pedroiyah, heheh, I wanna pinch his chubby little cheeks etc
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Douchebags

9:41 pm April, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Only thing about him which isn’t busted is his eyeglass frames and the two bolted-ons attached to either side of him.

12:18 am April, 3 soy bomb said...

I clicked on the link and couldn’t get past the bumper music. Metallica rules and shit but that’s what iTunes is for. *SPOILER ALERT* I’m sure it all sucked.

12:23 am April, 3 soy bomb said...

Give me Orion or give me a flyover state.

4:57 am April, 3 Steve L. said...

battle against radiobags? the things i miss when i’m not around…

6:57 am April, 3 book of ra cheats tricks said...

Nun ja, Dinge konnen manchmal wirklich einfach sein. Danke 😉

8:21 am April, 3 Bigphatnotadouche said...

The Hott on the right is staring in the mirror at her future on the left.
She hopes medical knowledge advances in ten years.

9:20 am April, 3 Level 6 Logician said...

Yikes to the fag hag on the right. That face did not hold up as well as her body. Definitely a GILF. I’ll skip the radiobag show as I get plenty of jock talk surrounded by sports nuts. Hehehe jock and nuts in the same sentence FTW!

1:13 pm April, 3 creature said...

butter faces

9:11 pm April, 3 DarkSock said...

butter feces.

1:53 am April, 4 Plumber Services said...

Then she noticed that there was a bank all three with red roof $ 5.00 for every shirt on the rack.

10:58 am April, 4 Anonymous said...

I’m sure the gentleman to his right is giving him good IKEA style Wood.

3:09 pm April, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I wear glasses because they make me look smart AND sexy

3:12 pm April, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The two that just started hormone replacement therapy look like they are starting to second guess themselves after taking a look at the douche in the middle.

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