Saturday, April 2, 2011
Ze Hipsterbăghen
Proving that Hipsterbaggery is the most potent form of douche in 2011, note how it continues to spread across much of Nordic Europe like a Lohan herp sore.
Sven Twitters expressionist poetry free verse. Frau Gretel will spank you for having impure bloodlines.
And in a followup HCwDB story, Thursdays’ Marty the Douchey Picture Frame Guy provoked a lively discussion of all things HCwDB on Washington D.C.’s Sports Junkies. (starts about 6 minutes in)
And, a little bit later, when the hott calls in and realizes she’s dating a radiobag. (2 min in)
Svend over.
Gerta love you and your spectacles with the back of her hand.
Freedom, das no freedom stomp boot on your minkey:
You little girl prepare to be double fisted and gooed on by our sissy friend Gunther in the other room.
The Shopping Report.
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Browsing the the Wal Mart racks with the Mrs. ( I have to shop there or I am not allowed to pay my course dues.), I spotted a particularly foul looking oversized T.
The Mrs. said EWWWWWW! who would wear that stupid shirt. I looked more closely seeing a tag that said $110.00 from a sports retailer in Canada, That was crossed out to $55.00 with a Wally tag over it that said $12.00. Then she noticed there was a whole bank of these with red tag $5.00 for all shirts on rack.
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I now have next years Tap Out shirt for Halloween submission. Might wear it to rapid detox this week to see reaction cause I’m swole like that. Son.
Those “girls” are about to make him airtight.
And I wish knew how to make that Ă with the devil horns on top.
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wait…
He is the target market for cockk-flavored toothpaste.
He’s so fey his bicycle seat is a Sybian.
He’s so fey he drinks Cosmos by chewing them out of soaked tampons.
He’s so fey he won the annual “Run Like A Girl” Marathon.
He’s so fey this is his idea of a nice firm stool:
Here’s hoping Frau Gretel in the one in the zebra like dress, she looks like she could be all sorts of experienced, naughty, scandian milf. Hmmm milf!!!
I could play Moonlight Sonata on Frau Gretel’s bra strap with my tongue.
Hey, Sven: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed called – he wants his t-shirt back.
He looks like a somehow even gayer Ricky Martin.
That radiobag is with a Bleeth…
http://yfrog.com/mfaj9j
These are two of the most convincing trannies I have ever seen
I’ll take my chances with the one on the right and those boobies.
DB1: please foward me the form to fill out to get a rebate for the minutes of my life I wasted listen to the mindless babble of the sports junkies.
Wow! Those are some fun loving sports guys talking about no sports whatsoever.
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My mother railing on about the Red Sox is a more pertinent….
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Did you see Yooookahliss pound dat shawt to left? Is Papi evah gonna get a knock with toowouts? It’s impoordan dat Jawsh has a good game next time…. Pedroiyah, heheh, I wanna pinch his chubby little cheeks etc
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Douchebags
Only thing about him which isn’t busted is his eyeglass frames and the two bolted-ons attached to either side of him.
I clicked on the link and couldn’t get past the bumper music. Metallica rules and shit but that’s what iTunes is for. *SPOILER ALERT* I’m sure it all sucked.
Give me Orion or give me a flyover state.
battle against radiobags? the things i miss when i’m not around…
Nun ja, Dinge konnen manchmal wirklich einfach sein. Danke 😉
The Hott on the right is staring in the mirror at her future on the left.
She hopes medical knowledge advances in ten years.
Yikes to the fag hag on the right. That face did not hold up as well as her body. Definitely a GILF. I’ll skip the radiobag show as I get plenty of jock talk surrounded by sports nuts. Hehehe jock and nuts in the same sentence FTW!
butter faces
butter feces.
Then she noticed that there was a bank all three with red roof $ 5.00 for every shirt on the rack.
I’m sure the gentleman to his right is giving him good IKEA style Wood.
I wear glasses because they make me look smart AND sexy
The two that just started hormone replacement therapy look like they are starting to second guess themselves after taking a look at the douche in the middle.
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