Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A Benny Shaved…

…is a Benny spurned.

In a world where we’ve won the good fight, anyway. Sadly, in this world, Benny Bones Betty, Beverly and Brenda.

Damn you, Benny; may you find out that you’re the only one in this group that’s shaved.

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:19 am May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ladies! This douche has a picture of a woman on his shirt and her face is ripped. In. Half. What more do you need? Is that flag not red enough for you?!

11:22 am May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

And while Beverly may appear to be the hottest, Betty is the one with the whole package. Save her first team. And then save her again. And then again.

11:33 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Irrefutable proof that the Rock and Jeremy Piven have a love child.

11:34 am May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I don’t think he shaved, I think he is just one of those guys who can only grow about 9 chest hairs. Luckily for him they are all up high, versus down low where daily smeg loads would cause a real tangle… This guys shirt is autodouche, but what do you expect from 3rd world pimps when Up With People is in town???

Too soon?

11:41 am May, 25 Crottenham said...

Cutie with the clingy purple top….yum!

11:42 am May, 25 tall guy said...

I am certain Benny is ignorant of just how totally douche he really is. It does not make him any less douche. In fact, he deserves more mock for not noticing.

In other news, fellow ‘Bag hunters, despite it being available for online viewing, I watched my first (and last) episode of Jersey Shore last night. I could not sit through the entire hour, but I watched as “The Situation” and crew pumped iron, went to the tanning salon, had group haircuts etc… And all in the name of making themselves more attractive for some of the bleethiest skankolas I’ve ever seen. The entire cast is vividly orange too. Sheesh!

11:46 am May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

^@tall guy. You may be gay now. You need to watch three times the normal amount of porn that you normally watch to erase that mind garbage. And do it post haste man, that orange shit stains the brain!

11:56 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^you may want to specify the type of porn… you are leaving a hell of a loop hole open.

12:01 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Beverly has a kind face and an outwardly sweet disposition. More importantly, she has the low-slung boobs with galvanized strap hinges and white, plastic nipple caps which are now mandatory for all female, airport shuttle bus drivers.

12:01 pm May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The lavender blouse bunnies are alright…

Jersey Shore=Your toilet, on television. I love when I shart out something as orange as The Situation or as stinky and loose as Snookie… I call the Old Milwaukee Splatters a spray tan.

12:07 pm May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

And GUARANTEE Brenda has wolf puss.

12:09 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Brononamous! Wake the fuck up we’re gonna just come out and say it. This guy is not white. He is one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ5BrFpVLec&feature=related

12:10 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

M’Lady Sheer Lavendar Blouse doth cause me blood engorgment to mine loins.
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Give her a smokey Demi Moore voice not caused by smoking cigarettes and the scent of Sure roll-on and I’m smitten

12:11 pm May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Rev- where do you find this stuff???

12:16 pm May, 25 Banana Hammock said...

Banana likes the grapes!

12:18 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

The image of the woman on his shirt is giving me the creeps. At least he’s warning those chicks that he’s Hannibal Lecter’s understudy.

12:18 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Brenda volunteers her time at children’s hospitals, which is admirable, but has also been caught beating homeless men into unconsciousness, then displaying her trophies by draping them over the hood of her car, and driving through surburban shopping centers.

12:21 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Betty chews her finger nails.

12:21 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes 11:56a, um I was gonna leave that up to tallguy to decide. This isn’t 1984 (the book not the year.).

12:22 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ms. Purple Sheer reminds me a bit of a young Hunter Tylo. Hey, don’t judge me. My stories ain’t on anymore in the afternoon. Now, it’s just all cooking shows making me get fatter than I need to be.

12:23 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Hermit 12:18
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Did she at least take you to REI to get some new camping stuff?

12:25 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Benny inserts urine-soaked pencils in his ears and cuts his wrists with dull letter openers while listening to Bavarian Gospel Music and gently weeping.

12:26 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen
>
A young Hunter Tylo indeed. Then she went and had a few recycled Goodyears pumped into her face.
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@Manduchian C.
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The longer I’m off psychiatric medicine, the more my mind wanders to strange places. Most of these strange thoughts are on the inthernetts.

12:29 pm May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nancy: OK, but if he ‘accidentally’ spends 3 hours on menwhomilkmen-dot-com, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

12:30 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Okay fine if you need guidlines, anything but doll porn. That shits just weird.

12:40 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

@ Dr Bunsen 12:23,
No, the bitch accelerated, then hit the brakes and rolled me into a ditch filled with trash, discarded tires and abandoned shopping carts.

12:49 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Okay just to make sure we’re clear, I’m talking doll on doll action. Like dolls getting it on. Doll-style. Why do I always have to paint you people a fucking picture?!

12:50 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Hermit
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Is this The Machine you always talk about? He was awesome in 8mm!

12:51 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m a dumbass who can use html. Here’s the fuccen video:
.

12:55 pm May, 25 Mr. Belvadouche said...

he has at least 1 8 ball for sale if you meet him in the upstairs bathroom

3:14 pm May, 25 mr.reeve said...

I would like to be found guilty of being a Purple People Eater

4:20 pm May, 25 Ted Brogan said...

I loves me some purple.

On an unrelated topic, why do the images always link to a separate blog, and *then* to the image. DB1 would not approve.

4:20 pm May, 25 Ted Brogan said...

Blog entry, that is…

5:28 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^What the fuck are you talking about Ted Rogen? They all link to silly shit on ?????tube.

4:48 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

Bot Fly,,,,hoy crap!

5:54 am May, 26 Boner said...

Purple for the boner….FTB

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