Sunday, May 15, 2011
Asswipe Prime
We’ve called many people asswipes over the years.
Only this asswipe deserves a more specific moniker. That of “Asswipe Prime.”
For Asswipe Prime is in Miami, bitch.
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i was waiting for something funny to happen… it never came….
I guess that’s how you wipe your ass when you run out of toilet paper.
When I record myself playing classical guitar, I always try to include the sound of a seven-fire-truck pile-up and a slide whistle, just like this track. Strange coincidence.
That is the most fit inducing solo frolic yet. Hermit is likely going to chew his tongue off again. For that I present Zepparella and the beautiful Gretchen again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-_9cwdLug.
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I bet Vin knows these human viagra.
From the title of the post I was expecting him to transform into a can of Axe Body Spray (Registered Douchemark – that’s a circle D)
He’s just jumpin around in his jammies. Been doing it since he was three. His parents said “awwwww, look at the little guy,dancing up a storm. Innit cute?” And the positive reinforcement stayed with him right up to this moment where he decided that inflicting his bullshit on the planet via youtube was a great idea, because after a century of narcissism and high fructose corn syrup, anything goes.
This has evoked a minor ontological crisis: at this moment, I too, am wearing Stewie Griffin “Obey Me” PJ bottoms . . . which I may have just soiled, a little.
His mom is going to be furious when she finds chest grease and hair gel residue tracked all over the good rug. It really ties the room together.
Being in SoCal, I for one am glad he’s in Miami, bitch. Please stay there.
PS: Nice jammies.
I remember enjoying Miami the few times I visited way back when, I remember the Latinas were smoking hott and the Cuban food was quite scrumptious and dbaggery wasn’t really on my radar then so no real annoyance factor. Having seen this spastic colon of a dance accompanied by that horrible excuse for music I can only imagine what it has devolved into and can’t imagine I’ll be back any time soon.
I do the gator on my area rug whilst wearing pajamas…
& I usually require a hott, if not simple minded, partner
When did the next generation decide to become a bunch of fucking girls jumping around to attract attention? Real men drink then fight to gain the hand of a member of the fairer sex.
For some reason when I hear that music, I keep expecting the vacuum cleaner hose to rise up and start swaying rhythmically.
Then I remembered why.
Say what you want, but at least this guy is dedicated. He didn’t even leave the house much less change his PJs before getting down to business.
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Wake up. Knock back a glass of OJ. Frolic.
fag
Didn’t I see the 3 Stooges doing that in a movie they made about 1947? That was the one they were dancing on hot coals. I recall the reruns from the 1970’s….Boys,that “dance” is not dignifying.
His parents must hate it when he does this in the living room.
by pajamas, I meant velcro chaps
Plus he’s orangetastic!! The complete pookage.
Just a couple’a dudes hanging out, filming each other dancing. Nothing gay about that at all.
One of the funny things about this video is that the camera kind of follows him so he is not just recording himself. There is somebody filming this junk for him. I wonder if he knows that he is on this site.
Where I come fro, ‘rippin” means farting. I’d say it applies here.
He should be in a Bollywood movie.
You guys are all just jealous! Besides, the sad truth is if you want the hot chicks you have to be like that. Shallow? Yes, but that’s just the way it is these days. This new gereration sucks!
a better die antwoord movie
http://umshiniwam.com/