Sunday, May 22, 2011
‘Bag / Nottabag
Is Kareem here encroaching into stage one ‘baggery? Or does he exceed the height limit for douchebags??
Will he and his woman be forever doomed to 68’ing one another (she does him, and he owes her one) due to incompatible sexual modularities?
Did I run this photo on the flimsiest of excuses just to showcase naughty-sweet Greta, who looks like a young Margot Kidder done right?
You must answer these questions in the comment thread as always. As I type with one hand. If you know what I mean.
Boobies.
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^ heh heh….looks like I got boobies
Notta even close.
Hahahaha! 68ing eahother! I can not stress the importance of how important it is to find a hump buddy that matches up. Parts and service wise. Its important! I give Kareem here a notta. And soccer mom Greta a “Mooom! Why are you wearing your underwear to a pool party? Gah, so embarrasing.”
Joakim Noah can sure pull some tail.
I’ll give Kareem here a “notta” and I’ll give Gretta about 34 seconds of my time.
Hey, Crabman!
I see the Margot Kidder thing, she was only da’ bomb for two scenes in Superman. Kareem has got to be ayight boy. Anybody that wears a Slash/Soul Train do is dope. Thank you for the Soul Train Mr. Wallnuts. It brought me back to a simpler time when black music was cool and MJ was a cute little white kid, and all bushes were native and bristly, and pot was from Columbia. Son.
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@Hermit
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You can get aspirin and tylenol with codeine over the counter in Canada for your back. I’d go with aspirin if your liver is bad. For your liver take Milk Thistle in double the suggested dose. For your gout get Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar (With the mother!). Add about an ounce to two beers and four of ten shakes of Frank’s Extra Hot Hot Sauce (or equivalent). Add about a beer worth of your favourite vegetable juice and stir. Before you drink it take a few puffs on a doob. Make sure the drink is cold and you have a few Tums to chase it with. Repeat every one-two hours. Seven days a week. My mother swear by it.
I think the real question is if a dude refuses to brush his hair, as Kareem clearly does, can he even be put into the category normally reserved for a preening, primping douche? Is douche limited to the vanity and narcissism of over-preening we usually see? Kareem clearly showers less than you’re average person suffering from gargantuanism (sp?), so I’ll give him a notta, but not due to a height restriction–he’s disqualified due to a lack of hygiene.
He’s notta; I just couldn’t discard a picture blessed with perfectly good booblies.
Really, this photo is nothing more than her shiny boobies.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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ps The alt universe comments need closed.
Round mounds of rebound.
Too tall to ball them all.
Too long to dong like Kong.
Too lanky to tap the stanky.
Too fly to even try.
I’ll give a provisional Notta, provided he avoids brothahipserbaggery in the future.
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and boobies. Lovely, lovely boobies.
“Too lanky to tap the stanky.” Pretty goddam silly. And funny.
I give them both a little slide because they have clearly been hitting the bong this good day.
Never will understand the top-heavy design of the modern woman. How can you have these giant lovely milk packets propped on a starved torso?
Damn, I’ve been all set to get my hair cut short, then I see this pic and think, “why?”
He’s so tall when he sits on the can his knees rub the ceiling.
He’s so tall he has to lay down to ride a bike
He’s so tall he has to do doggy-style through the bedroom window
He’s so tall when he flies they have to tow him.
Notta. He’s just feeling around for were he lost his Prince Albert.
He’s so tall his ophthalmologist is a Sherpa.
He’s so tall his left leg is outfitted with anchors and carabiners for when chicks blow him.
He’s so tall he’s Al-Qaeda’s next target.
He’s so tall he roller skates using two Miatas.
He’s so tall he’s black and plays basketball.
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See, it’s not funny is it.
He’s so tall his nipples have kickstands.
I’m gonna give him a stage one for looking like one of the guys from LMFAO.
i’d rumble in a bhurka with margot given half the chance should she turn up crazy & dirty in my back yard
Definitely notta. I’m guessing he plays congas in an Afro-Carribean jazz-funk fusion band.
Then goes home and plays butt bongo with Greta.
Go in peace, Kareem.
Guy’s so tall he bumped his head on the mining colony Cloud City of Bespin.
That drummer from The Roots band sure can pull the chicks.
Doomed to 68’ing each other due to incompatible sexual modularities, FTW.
A refreshing notta. Plus, I always wondered what Dr. Cutty would look like as a stripper. Win win!!!