Sunday, May 22, 2011

‘Bag / Nottabag

Is Kareem here encroaching into stage one ‘baggery? Or does he exceed the height limit for douchebags??

Will he and his woman be forever doomed to 68’ing one another (she does him, and he owes her one) due to incompatible sexual modularities?

Did I run this photo on the flimsiest of excuses just to showcase naughty-sweet Greta, who looks like a young Margot Kidder done right?

You must answer these questions in the comment thread  as always.  As I type with one hand.  If you know what I mean.

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:29 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

Boobies.

8:30 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

….( . ) ( . )….

8:36 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

^ heh heh….looks like I got boobies

8:44 am May, 22 Ted Brogan said...

Notta even close.

8:47 am May, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hahahaha! 68ing eahother! I can not stress the importance of how important it is to find a hump buddy that matches up. Parts and service wise. Its important! I give Kareem here a notta. And soccer mom Greta a “Mooom! Why are you wearing your underwear to a pool party? Gah, so embarrasing.”

8:55 am May, 22 Wheezer said...

Joakim Noah can sure pull some tail.

9:06 am May, 22 soy bomb said...

I’ll give Kareem here a “notta” and I’ll give Gretta about 34 seconds of my time.

9:09 am May, 22 Anonymous said...

Hey, Crabman!

9:18 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I see the Margot Kidder thing, she was only da’ bomb for two scenes in Superman. Kareem has got to be ayight boy. Anybody that wears a Slash/Soul Train do is dope. Thank you for the Soul Train Mr. Wallnuts. It brought me back to a simpler time when black music was cool and MJ was a cute little white kid, and all bushes were native and bristly, and pot was from Columbia. Son.
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@Hermit
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You can get aspirin and tylenol with codeine over the counter in Canada for your back. I’d go with aspirin if your liver is bad. For your liver take Milk Thistle in double the suggested dose. For your gout get Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar (With the mother!). Add about an ounce to two beers and four of ten shakes of Frank’s Extra Hot Hot Sauce (or equivalent). Add about a beer worth of your favourite vegetable juice and stir. Before you drink it take a few puffs on a doob. Make sure the drink is cold and you have a few Tums to chase it with. Repeat every one-two hours. Seven days a week. My mother swear by it.

9:49 am May, 22 idfma said...

I think the real question is if a dude refuses to brush his hair, as Kareem clearly does, can he even be put into the category normally reserved for a preening, primping douche? Is douche limited to the vanity and narcissism of over-preening we usually see? Kareem clearly showers less than you’re average person suffering from gargantuanism (sp?), so I’ll give him a notta, but not due to a height restriction–he’s disqualified due to a lack of hygiene.

9:53 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s notta; I just couldn’t discard a picture blessed with perfectly good booblies.

10:01 am May, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Really, this photo is nothing more than her shiny boobies.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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ps The alt universe comments need closed.

10:04 am May, 22 Wedgie said...

Round mounds of rebound.

10:07 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

Too tall to ball them all.

10:07 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

Too long to dong like Kong.

10:07 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

Too lanky to tap the stanky.

10:13 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Too fly to even try.

10:15 am May, 22 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I’ll give a provisional Notta, provided he avoids brothahipserbaggery in the future.



and boobies. Lovely, lovely boobies.

10:15 am May, 22 Douchble Helix said...

“Too lanky to tap the stanky.” Pretty goddam silly. And funny.

10:21 am May, 22 The Dude said...

I give them both a little slide because they have clearly been hitting the bong this good day.

Never will understand the top-heavy design of the modern woman. How can you have these giant lovely milk packets propped on a starved torso?

Damn, I’ve been all set to get my hair cut short, then I see this pic and think, “why?”

10:47 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s so tall when he sits on the can his knees rub the ceiling.

10:47 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s so tall he has to lay down to ride a bike

10:48 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s so tall he has to do doggy-style through the bedroom window

10:48 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s so tall when he flies they have to tow him.

10:59 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Notta. He’s just feeling around for were he lost his Prince Albert.

11:01 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s so tall his ophthalmologist is a Sherpa.

11:04 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s so tall his left leg is outfitted with anchors and carabiners for when chicks blow him.

11:06 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s so tall he’s Al-Qaeda’s next target.

11:07 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s so tall he roller skates using two Miatas.

11:08 am May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He’s so tall he’s black and plays basketball.
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See, it’s not funny is it.

11:40 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He’s so tall his nipples have kickstands.

12:44 pm May, 22 Douchio Iglesias said...

I’m gonna give him a stage one for looking like one of the guys from LMFAO.

1:10 pm May, 22 creature said...

i’d rumble in a bhurka with margot given half the chance should she turn up crazy & dirty in my back yard

3:43 pm May, 22 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Definitely notta. I’m guessing he plays congas in an Afro-Carribean jazz-funk fusion band.

Then goes home and plays butt bongo with Greta.

Go in peace, Kareem.

5:06 pm May, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Guy’s so tall he bumped his head on the mining colony Cloud City of Bespin.

11:24 pm May, 22 Stephanie said...

That drummer from The Roots band sure can pull the chicks.

5:45 am May, 23 Anonymous said...

Doomed to 68’ing each other due to incompatible sexual modularities, FTW.

5:49 pm May, 23 Baron Von Goolo said...

A refreshing notta. Plus, I always wondered what Dr. Cutty would look like as a stripper. Win win!!!

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