Thursday, May 12, 2011
Ball State Kevin and Party Girl Kelly Party with Karen
This one hurts on a deeper karmic level than most.
Not just because Kevin is the most worthless undies poking genera-twit to come down the pike since early Spencer Pratt.
But because Party Girl Kelly has now roped Karen in to Kevin’s woo-boy antics.
This is what happens when the mating pool is shallower than a Louisiana creek during turtle season.
Turtles poo on the shoreline.
his ball state is best described as valtrex
the ‘land of sky blue waters’ now has an oil slick….or is that Hamms?
I notice white shoes on this pud.
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I have a suspicion that white shoes are very near to auto-douche (when worn with pants and when not sneakers). It just seems that every time I see some dude with sparkly white shoes on, he’s a total and complete unrepentant dipsquat.
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thoughts?
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“I knew you’d like ’em Clark”
These last two pictures really punch me in the nuts and make me contemplate my own singleness as another great girl has slipped through my hands due to unemployment. Two weeks after the job goes I get the heave ho. Life is unfair.
idiocracy here we come!
Still wearing his hospital wrist band from his emergency gerbil removal.
Don’t make fun, at night those Christmas tree lights are bitchin’ yo.
@Jonezy
Nice Uncle Eddie reference,
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Slow Kevin gets a notta in my book, the girls all like Slow Kevin cause he’s harmless and they just want to show him a good time.
They’re dancing to Kenny Chesney. Soon , the micky kicks in. Kevin wakes tomorrow with his pants around his ankles and a red, raw asspipe to find his DVD’s , X-Box , ’71 RS , flat screen, lap top, i-Phone and the ten cases of Natty Light stacked in his garage are missing. Later that morning, Ball State tosses him off the intramural lacrosse team for failing a drug test
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The police take their sweet time arriving for the report as does the insurance claim check. Kevin can’t remember what the robbers look like.
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@creature. kevin is no doubt thinking: I like lattes. We need Burrito Supreme to show up and beat his ass.
Fuck. Now I know her. Notta escort. Worse. Single mother. Great if you know how to use them but don’t get em mad if they are white.
Kelly is so nasty I’d Lewis her Clark.
Kelly is so nasty I’d Saca her Jawea.
Kelly is so nasty I’d portage her Colorado.
Kelly is so nasty I’d corn her fields,
Kelly is so nasty I’d crest her Mississippi.
Kelly is so nasty I’d Ida her Ho.
Kelly is so nasty I’d climb her foothills.
Kelly is so nasty I’d four her corners.
Kelly is so nasty I’d fly over her state.
This pic reminds me that I forgot to take down the Christmas lights along one side of my house. Shit, I feel like a full-on yokel. Plus I wear white tennis shoes, so now Jonezy thinks I’m a douchebag.
This day just keeps getting better. Remind me, why don’t I drink before 5 pm?
Now I really know what she’s up to. Really Really not safe for anything. Read URL before you click. http://youporn.com/watch/42466/bree-olson-cum-bath/?from=search_soft&pos=9
@ Wedgie
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I think you’re the one that digs Megan Henderson, right?
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Here’s a giant page of Megan photos. If you click on the dates above them it expands out to lots of shots…..
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Your welcome
Kelly is so nasty I’d splooge on her back.
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Wait, I don’t think I’ve got this meme right…
I think we’re all witnessing the birth of a legend. Early favorite for the yearly.
hey vin, ya got any of George Fischbeck? just askin’
Party Girl Kelly looked so good in the first pic, but dayumm! The more we see of her face, the more it looks like the south end of a north bound orangutan with Crohn’s disease and persistent diarrhea.
He really is using his different abilities to woo these hotts. Kinda like Lenny from “Of Mice and Men”.
Thanks Vin. Thanks a lot. Now Mrs. Wedgie is gonna wonder why I have no skin left on my dick, and don’t feel like sex later this evening.
well, Spencer Pratt is bankrupt now.
one can only hope.
A dancing shit sandwich.
@ Jonezy:
. Awright, I’m in…
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His ball state is best described as Blue
His Ball State is best described as porn shorn
His Ball State is best described as Fly Over
I want to pull the pin on a basketful of grenades and dump them into the room.
The more we see of his face, the more it looks like the north south bound orangutan Crohn’s disease and persistent diarrhea.
I agree with soy bomb, 4:35,
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Slo-Kev’s awesomeness is just too awesome to be hidden under a basket.
Since there is no longer a weekly vote, we’re left to lobby in this forum, and that’s what I’d like to do. I’m officially throwing his tilted, flat-brimmed hat into the ring.
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This dimwit may be just what this country needs right now.
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God Bless America
Any cajun resident knows that a turtle in Louisiana is called a “cooter.”
And there ain’t no dry season down in the Bayou, now that the polar ice caps are meltin.’
And that Ball State is in Indiana and not Louisiana, although many would believe its name is more in line with any normal university activity these days, and not the canning jar company family it was named for.
his Ball State is best described as taint slapping
@ REV 3:39. Damn it Rev, the Bree Olson vid won’t load. Would have been a great way to start a Friday.
Your answer was just what I nedeed. Its made my day!