Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Boob Stare Guy Voted in the Monthly

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
12:28 pm May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Tracy was gonna vote but took a look around and left .. he can’t stomach douchebags …
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12:29 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

He has a snide look that says, “Pfffffshhhhh, I could get better.”
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Don’t pinch him – hit him with a fuccen sledgehammer to wake his sorry ass up.

12:30 pm May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

I wasn’t gonna vote but Baron slipped ame a few bucks , … so I did
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12:37 pm May, 31 doucheblaster said...

g-d damn look at the holy titties vishnu brought to life out of the ganges river…not a douche! but accurately described as a pudwack!

12:47 pm May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Db1 thanks Darksock for his help with the site:
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12:48 pm May, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Samwise Gamgee is all business casual on the outside, but is all “how YOU doin?” on the inside. Unfortunately his flat front pants aren’t hiding much. Literally.

12:49 pm May, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

Someone took a picture so it would last longer. Boob stare guy owes the photog a solid. Notta douche but definitely a doof.

1:14 pm May, 31 Anonymous said...

One Sweet Pudwack.

1:26 pm May, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Weekend at Bernies sure can pull some Middle Eastern trim.

1:40 pm May, 31 jonezy said...

is that baghuntress Chupacabre in this pic?

2:02 pm May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This might have helped the douche cause. Barf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrY509A

2:07 pm May, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pudwack with non-bleeth sultry hott is giving me an existential crisis. By “existential” I mean I want to whack him with a cricket bat, while simultaneously questioning the meaning of my own existence. I also question the meaning pudwack’s existence, but a whack or two should render the question moot. But it’s really about me, and the meaningless of a life in which an irredeemable pudwack can fondle lithe, nubile hotty goodness, hotter than anything in my own non-pudwack existence. So it’s also about jealousy, and the irony of envying the enviable. It may be better to un-realize yourself into unreality and non-existence than covet the fruits of loathsomeness in order to feel less loathsome.

2:19 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

And now, if anyone cares, here’s the weather (I think)…..
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Vin, who is she? She has fantastic legs…..

2:49 pm May, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dude, that’s not where you refill your wine glass from.

3:11 pm May, 31 Vin Douchal said...

@ Wheezer
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Her name is Maria Conchita Chuntara Miembro Verga. She’s from Cookoo del Loco, a small fishing town in Chile. It’s a celcius thing.
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Later in that newscast she did a story about sausages. It’s at Freeones.com

3:39 pm May, 31 Stephanie said...

He wishes…but he’s a cell phone salesman dork,but notta douche.

4:27 pm May, 31 Hermit said...

This guy has no stupid tattoos, which I condone.
No fucked up hair gel, which I condone.
No groin shave, which I’m comfortable with.
Normal clothing, which I feel is quite fine.
Obviously hammered, which I condone.
Mirin’ some fine boobies, which I strongly condone.
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Notta

4:35 pm May, 31 Wheezer said...

Thanks, Vin – more for my personal spank bank, I’m sure.
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And now, one of the better cartoons I’ve seen, though I’m sure it’s an oldie but a goodie…..

5:13 pm May, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

Big-era Tom Hanks gets some. Blue balls, that is.
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Have we seen her here before? Wheeze?

5:30 pm May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^MO. Agreed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46oAEdudoDk. I hate that fucker for making me watch Forrest Gump 23 times.

5:51 pm May, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

day trader with goldman sachs after 8 stolis and a sleeman clear. gonna end the night with a navel full of lint and pudjizz!

6:23 pm May, 31 Collaz B. Popped said...

Gonna backup Hermit’s notta,,,,he’s a poor man’s promo guy, hammered – and he’s looking in the right direction.

6:26 pm May, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Who among us hasn’t staredslack jawed and empty skulled at delicious, presented booby?
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That’s what I thought.
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Notta.

7:36 pm May, 31 soy bomb said...

I like Boob Stare Guy. Almost as much as I like her boobs. If I were to ever unfortunately to find myself at a Bud Lite Lime kickoff event, I would eagerly scour the room for something, anything to take my mind off of the fact that I’m at a Bud Lite Lime kickoff event. Yep, boobs will do.

7:37 pm May, 31 DarkSock said...

Slackjawed….
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That’s actually my stage name when I’m on bass, Mr. Scrotato Head: MudLeg P. SlackJaw. I almost picked that as my HCwDB handle, but “DarkSock” seemed more universally…stoopid…somehow.
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When I’m on lead guitar, I go by “Bob Wire”, of course.
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Mandolin? Admiral Hamilton ManTitty.
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Lap steel? Torque MuleBrow.
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Ukulele? Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear.
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and so on…
and so on.

9:08 pm May, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Damn.
I thought Elastic Snaphole was Crucial’s, not yours.

9:25 pm May, 31 Guid is Good said...

She’s got a bit of ex Mrs Mel Gibson about her – just a less bruised and beaten look.

7:13 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

Doesn’t matter, Whoop-Di; I am Crucial.

8:12 am June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He has a kind of Jim Brewer look to him that makes him, at least in my book, an autodouche. Only Cheech and Chong can make stoners funny, not that guy. If he had a redeeming feature it would be to have enough sense to stare at the vindaloo made only from the finest breast meat.

9:45 am June, 1 soy bomb said...

^Interesting fact about Jim Brewer and his “stoner” act: Jim Brewer has never smoked weed, as revealed in an interview I heard him give a few years back. It is an act in every sense of the word.

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