Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Boob Stare Guy Voted in the Monthly
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- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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- Et Tu Douche?
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- soy bomb
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- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Tracy was gonna vote but took a look around and left .. he can’t stomach douchebags …
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He has a snide look that says, “Pfffffshhhhh, I could get better.”
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Don’t pinch him – hit him with a fuccen sledgehammer to wake his sorry ass up.
I wasn’t gonna vote but Baron slipped ame a few bucks , … so I did
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g-d damn look at the holy titties vishnu brought to life out of the ganges river…not a douche! but accurately described as a pudwack!
Db1 thanks Darksock for his help with the site:
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Samwise Gamgee is all business casual on the outside, but is all “how YOU doin?” on the inside. Unfortunately his flat front pants aren’t hiding much. Literally.
Someone took a picture so it would last longer. Boob stare guy owes the photog a solid. Notta douche but definitely a doof.
One Sweet Pudwack.
Weekend at Bernies sure can pull some Middle Eastern trim.
is that baghuntress Chupacabre in this pic?
This might have helped the douche cause. Barf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrY509A
Damn sunstroke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
Pudwack with non-bleeth sultry hott is giving me an existential crisis. By “existential” I mean I want to whack him with a cricket bat, while simultaneously questioning the meaning of my own existence. I also question the meaning pudwack’s existence, but a whack or two should render the question moot. But it’s really about me, and the meaningless of a life in which an irredeemable pudwack can fondle lithe, nubile hotty goodness, hotter than anything in my own non-pudwack existence. So it’s also about jealousy, and the irony of envying the enviable. It may be better to un-realize yourself into unreality and non-existence than covet the fruits of loathsomeness in order to feel less loathsome.
And now, if anyone cares, here’s the weather (I think)…..
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Vin, who is she? She has fantastic legs…..
Dude, that’s not where you refill your wine glass from.
@ Wheezer
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Her name is Maria Conchita Chuntara Miembro Verga. She’s from Cookoo del Loco, a small fishing town in Chile. It’s a celcius thing.
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Later in that newscast she did a story about sausages. It’s at Freeones.com
He wishes…but he’s a cell phone salesman dork,but notta douche.
This guy has no stupid tattoos, which I condone.
No fucked up hair gel, which I condone.
No groin shave, which I’m comfortable with.
Normal clothing, which I feel is quite fine.
Obviously hammered, which I condone.
Mirin’ some fine boobies, which I strongly condone.
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Notta
Thanks, Vin – more for my personal spank bank, I’m sure.
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And now, one of the better cartoons I’ve seen, though I’m sure it’s an oldie but a goodie…..
Big-era Tom Hanks gets some. Blue balls, that is.
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Have we seen her here before? Wheeze?
^MO. Agreed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46oAEdudoDk. I hate that fucker for making me watch Forrest Gump 23 times.
day trader with goldman sachs after 8 stolis and a sleeman clear. gonna end the night with a navel full of lint and pudjizz!
Gonna backup Hermit’s notta,,,,he’s a poor man’s promo guy, hammered – and he’s looking in the right direction.
Who among us hasn’t staredslack jawed and empty skulled at delicious, presented booby?
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That’s what I thought.
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Notta.
I like Boob Stare Guy. Almost as much as I like her boobs. If I were to ever unfortunately to find myself at a Bud Lite Lime kickoff event, I would eagerly scour the room for something, anything to take my mind off of the fact that I’m at a Bud Lite Lime kickoff event. Yep, boobs will do.
Slackjawed….
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That’s actually my stage name when I’m on bass, Mr. Scrotato Head: MudLeg P. SlackJaw. I almost picked that as my HCwDB handle, but “DarkSock” seemed more universally…stoopid…somehow.
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When I’m on lead guitar, I go by “Bob Wire”, of course.
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Mandolin? Admiral Hamilton ManTitty.
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Lap steel? Torque MuleBrow.
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Ukulele? Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear.
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and so on…
and so on.
Damn.
I thought Elastic Snaphole was Crucial’s, not yours.
She’s got a bit of ex Mrs Mel Gibson about her – just a less bruised and beaten look.
Doesn’t matter, Whoop-Di; I am Crucial.
He has a kind of Jim Brewer look to him that makes him, at least in my book, an autodouche. Only Cheech and Chong can make stoners funny, not that guy. If he had a redeeming feature it would be to have enough sense to stare at the vindaloo made only from the finest breast meat.
^Interesting fact about Jim Brewer and his “stoner” act: Jim Brewer has never smoked weed, as revealed in an interview I heard him give a few years back. It is an act in every sense of the word.