Thursday, May 26, 2011

Caption This

“Tonya would be forever grateful to her cousins for the donations of their entire livers and kidneys. However, Vin and Joey were beginning to feel a little jaundiced about the whole affair.”

^Okay, Baghunters; I didn’t exactly set the bar too high. Bring it, guys…

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:54 am May, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Jane Goodall decided to branch out and begin studying the lifestyles of ornagutans.

8:55 am May, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Orangutans. Way to blow that one, poison snatch.

9:00 am May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“No guys, they said bobbing for apples followed by crab boil!”

9:01 am May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nasa throws quite a party for the first Italian spacecraft to touch the Sun.

9:04 am May, 26 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

The Oompa Prompas haven’t done much since high school, have they?
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/06/the-oompa-prompas-need-a-date/

9:17 am May, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Here are the lucky winners of the first ever, “People who will be killed for being douchebags,” contest.

9:20 am May, 26 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Apparently the saying “Well, color me stupid…” wasn’t enough for these dopes.

9:23 am May, 26 Hermit said...

With high unemployment and a dwindling job market, Smoky and Burnie are thrilled with their new found careers with the U.S. Military, testing napalm and second generation flame throwers.

9:24 am May, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you paint yourself orange to add authenticity to your douchebag costume, does it make you a douchebag? I say yes. Autodouche. No exceptions.

9:25 am May, 26 UFO Destroyers said...

Pic taken 1.7 seconds before Tonya slams their heads together Moe-style and takes their wallets.

9:26 am May, 26 Banana Hammock said...

This never-ending legacy of the war of Douche has created among many baghunters and their families deep feelings of mistrust of Aquanet and spray on tan for its lack of honesty in studying the effects of the rainbow herbicides, particularly Agent Orange.

9:32 am May, 26 Banana Hammock said...

It appears that scrotal swelling (aka testicular torsion) has occurred. The only certain cure is relief via Louisville Tardus to the skull…
.
Son!

9:34 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

“…and now we present to you the winner of tonight’s “Bobbing for Tater Tots” event…”

9:36 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

Kenny and Vin learned a hard lesson about pressing their eager faces against the microwave glass as the Hot Pockets cook.

9:37 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

The Pumpkin motorcycle helmets did have one drawback, however…

9:38 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

Billy and Todd struggled for a hour but managed to finally retrieve Mom’s wedding ring from the menstruating elephant’s birth canal.

9:38 am May, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Bibi introduces members at the 3rd annual meeting of “Lightning Survivors of Mississippi”

9:39 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

It took 5 hours and 436 carrots, but Billy and Todd took home the 2011 George State “Master Beta-Carotine” trophy for carrot consumption.

9:39 am May, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

80,000 milligrams of beta-keratin a day, and Vin still needs glasses. Frickin’ bummer.

9:40 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

Denial keeps many sweet potato fries addicts from seeking the help they need.

9:44 am May, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Btw, NEITHER of these tools look like a guy named ,”Vin”. Fuckkers

9:50 am May, 26 jonezy said...

There is no word that rhymes with these guys

9:54 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Just as John Hancock was about to sign the document, he had a sudden lapse of deja vu, ripped the parchment to shreds and declared “fuck that, all men are NOT created equal”

10:10 am May, 26 Crucial Head said...

Astronaut’s Jean and Claude were at first perturbed, then relieved, upon learning that NASA had aborted their mission to land the first humans on the Sun less than 1,000 miles from landing.

10:12 am May, 26 Crucial Head said...

Still dizzy, and completely out of sorts, Melvin and Gilbert managed a brief smile after placing first and second in the World’s Longest Headstand competition.

10:16 am May, 26 Crucial Head said...

Their sphincters sewn shut at birth, Barnabus and Thadeus were able to mask the stench of poo that oozed from their pores with their convenient battery powered Real Doll by Fabreze®.

10:24 am May, 26 Crucial Head said...

The white LED light from the DC Sniper’s scope wandered about aimlessly above the room until it found purchase on the two yam-packed orbs that sat on the headless shoulders of the mannequins, instantly turning the room into Vegan feeding freenzy.

10:28 am May, 26 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

Orange People – a group of people we can all hate while still remaining PC.

ASvB

10:34 am May, 26 Just Me said...

Hey guys, orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

Nyuck, nyuck, snort, nyuck.

10:36 am May, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tonya knows no one is going to mock her for being a ginger when she is next to these two schmucks.

10:59 am May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The facial expression on your girl says that she has to poop. The specimins on her left and right would foretell that she has a rather gaping anus at present time.

11:28 am May, 26 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Orange County’s Mother-Boy Festival was never the same after the cancellation of Arrested Development.

12:39 pm May, 26 schlicht bindenburger said...

why orange? why not blue, red, purple, magenta, or even moev?

1:12 pm May, 26 dolak said...

NBC: nail bitches, drink beers, and got to the club.

2:07 pm May, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The CDC was alerted to a major outbreak of douchebageous orangitis jerzey.

4:50 pm May, 26 douche equis said...

Despite early expectations of a close match, in the event the Orange Chia Pet Growing Contest wasn’t even close.

5:49 pm May, 26 Duns Scrotus said...

Bugsy (l) and Quisp (r) are mildly surprised that a woman has come between them.

7:22 pm May, 26 idfma said...

I’m guessing someone already pointed it out, but that’s the Jizz Singer on the left…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/the-jizz-singer/

8:45 pm May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Closet Of Poo by acclimation?

8:46 pm May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Jizz Singer is already in. Damn, that was really fast!

9:02 pm May, 26 creature said...

marlon brando fell face first in a pumpkin patch…harold ramis was merely showered in his shit

9:29 pm May, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s a little-known fact that Rita Hayworth got her red hair by consorting with oompa-loompas.

5:02 am May, 27 Collaz B. Popped said...

Holy fucking Mock will you take a look at The Jizz Singer yet again?

For my money,,,taking all of this into account, he’s way up on the scale. Had this pic come out a week ago – it would have easily contended with the US Synch Nod Team.

Jizz Wigger is more appropo.

5:19 am May, 27 Tanath said...

Aaaahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

8:56 am May, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Red is the new orange.

7:54 pm May, 27 idfma said...

I wonder what his sheets look like. Maybe it’s varnish, so it flakes off instead of rubbing off.

3:52 am May, 29 Collaz B. Popped said...

^idfma,,,his sheets look like poo.
Especially his pillow…

10:01 pm May, 29 GCA said...

Special Agent Tonya nabs bumbling kidnappers Vin & Joey moments after their encounter with the new orange dye-pack in the briefcase they obtained by arranging a drop inside their favorite hangout.

4:53 am May, 30 steve t said...

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, how many douchebags are standing next to you. I see one and the other makes two. You better run away before douchebaggery gets ahold of YOOOOUUUUUU!

4:07 pm June, 2 shish_kebag said...

The guy on the left, really looks like donkey douche !!

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