Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Caption This Also

Two “Caption This” posts back-to-back?  Madness!  Veteran Commenter Crucial Head starts us off:

“As the flatulent winds of change lightly blow the remaining follicles clinging to the nethermost regions of his sweaty pate forward, Elmer seeks solitude and solace in the sustenance that seeps forth from Blake Lively Hott’s  festering naval sore.”


# posted by Bagnonymous
3:37 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

She is Elven Hottness, by the way.

3:44 pm May, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Shoulder zits on a balding bag means the steroids are working!

3:48 pm May, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Yoo puth thth thenthorth heerreh ‘n they thibrate on yer abthhs
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Ahem…. it’s new technology

3:49 pm May, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Blind Vick enjoys giving oral,…er… a little further south , BV

3:53 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Mmmmmmmmmmm. You’ve been with Pierre, I can taste the snails, Juan, good choice with the chalupas, and Dimitri, God how I hate borscht! Now go find Mr. White so I have something to wash it all down with. OK? You’re a love!”

3:55 pm May, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Let’s see if that stud who’s driving me like a runaway semi behind me can get that spooge right onto the bullseye!”

4:22 pm May, 24 creature said...

“is this where the chocolate comes out?”

4:23 pm May, 24 creature said...

“no warts here!”

billy looked at cleaning up after his bisexual boyfriend as part of the baggage that comes with every committed relationship.

4:24 pm May, 24 creature said...

“what a great place to store man jelly”

4:26 pm May, 24 creature said...

“that’s not where I pee Herman”

4:27 pm May, 24 creature said...

“yeah, it was once a prince albert pin”

4:28 pm May, 24 creature said...

“you should try my other knot”

4:28 pm May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amber’s belly button roid dispenser is a big hit at douche beach.

4:29 pm May, 24 creature said...

“that’s right, it’s just sweaty lint”

4:43 pm May, 24 Anonymous said...

As no one looks on, another Vegas asshole hams it up for the camera by licking the belly of some skinny chick in public for no other reason except a lame attempt to draw attention to himself by doing exactly what every other Vegas asshole does when a camera is pointed his way.

4:55 pm May, 24 creature said...

“keep practicing if’n ya wanna move on to the fudge factory”

4:57 pm May, 24 creature said...

“daddy always started lower”

5:00 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

As Simple Jack licked furiously Tammi lacked the heart to tell him it was a ketchup tattoo.

5:00 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

Vince James: All-Natural Dermatologist

5:02 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

As DarkSock looked on bitterly from the shadows, he silently cursed Baron Von Goolo for expending the “Schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries” joke earlier in the week…

5:02 pm May, 24 Wedgie said...

“That’s not what I meant by lowering the deficit, W”.

5:13 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tell me when I start to come through the other side.

5:14 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Skinneodrome?

5:15 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Elmer is checking her for the odds of abdominal penetration from anal. He’s booking an 8 incher at 5:4.

5:17 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny she gets X-Rays with incandescent light.

5:17 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny her inney is also an outey.

5:18 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny she has Fallopian arms.

5:19 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny her baby was named Almost.

5:20 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny she goes to costume parties as Saran Wrap.

5:21 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skinny she texts herself.

5:32 pm May, 24 Ted Brogan said...

Is she really lifting her boobs up out of the way?

5:42 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

…and with a final loud slurp Ted vanquished Cindy’s wolf-worm infection forever.

5:49 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

^Yeah, I’m bucking for the BCS award this year.

5:50 pm May, 24 DarkSock said...

She’s so skinny she has to lay down after she pees.

6:26 pm May, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tim wets the valve, while Kitty unfolds her pair of Kmart Special Breasts. The brilliant scientists at Kmart huddle around during this critical test of the new AIR-SAC RACK(r) ™.

6:46 pm May, 24 creature said...

by practicing with cherry stems, Thaddeus perfected hands free umbilical tieing

6:47 pm May, 24 creature said...

she’s so skinny she can exit through mail slots

7:09 pm May, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Darksock 5:52
Go fuck yourself, seriously.

7:29 pm May, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oh, yeah, the photo. She is old enough to know better.
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He is poo.

7:38 pm May, 24 Guid is Good said...

Elmer was always falling behind in his Cunniingus for Dyslexics class.

8:07 pm May, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is she mashing her boobs to get a better look at the top of his greasy head? Or does this douche actually excite her? Gah, I’ll never understand women.

8:49 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

…and fifteen years later, they looked like Alex Karras and Phyllis Diller and never had sex again. The End.

8:51 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Wow! Does all tapeworm pee taste like that?”

8:56 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

Suddenly, all the other Delta Gammas understood why Angela greeted every morning by stuffing three Cheetos in her navel.

8:58 pm May, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

The Real Doll™/ Easy Cheese™ cross-promotion exceeded Marketing’s expectations.

11:59 pm May, 24 Stephanie said...

He’s wants of taste of what she had for dinner,only he’s in the wrong spot.

6:13 am May, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

We was messing around, but then his tongue piercing got snagged in my belly button piercing, and could you just call 911 for us?

4:29 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

She’s so skinny she resides in a heating vent.

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