Friday, May 20, 2011

Caption This Pic: Baron Von Goolo’s Hit-and-Run Edition

First, before any of you dear readers ask, “But DS1…where is the DOUCHEBAG in this image!!!1!! LULZ!!!1!!“, in a high and keening nasal voice, allow me to point him out.

He’s on speed dial on Lickety Split’s iPhone, which is inside of her shoulder bag.  You can just make it out between the thread pattern of the bag, if you REALLY zoom in.  Yeah.  That’s the ticket.

Second, Bag Hunter Supreme Baron Von Goolo throws the first stone in today’s impromptu yet fertile “Caption This”:

“”The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. And the camel toe tastes like father issues and bleach.”

# posted by Bagnonymous
9:11 am May, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The Girls of Kappa Kappa Pi’s service project while on spring break included free STD checks. The health conscious lady here was happy to hear Suzy state, “Tastes good to me.”

9:15 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.

9:16 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Son.

9:23 am May, 20 Bigphatnotadouche said...

mmm… tastes like vanilla pudding

9:24 am May, 20 DarkSock said...

OK…who Photoshopped Frank Mercurio out of the photo?

9:25 am May, 20 DarkSock said...

“No amount of coaxing could get Cindi’s hamster Mr. Biggles to come out”.

9:26 am May, 20 DarkSock said...

“The reaction was mixed to Mr. White’s newly installed pubic drinking fountains”.

9:27 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Are you sthure thith ith where I stathed the hotel room keyth?

9:30 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

After her fateful run in with claude Von Haribo, Sheila was an instant BFF for your ability to spontaneously birth handfuls of vagina flavored gummi bears.

9:34 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Aimee squats down to record your installment of “The scanky Vegas vacation where we all got crabs from the same orange skinned bartender but I scored anal off the Ukranian whoot whoot and a new tattoo on my ankle Monologues”

9:38 am May, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

See what happens when Wednesday’s Limerick Girl gets around the ‘bags.

9:38 am May, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

^Nothing wrong in this pic.

9:42 am May, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m eagerly awaiting the angry email from miss long tongue on how you had no right to post this picture and how she’s going to prosecute this site.

9:48 am May, 20 Anonymous said...

^She’s gonna lawyer up!!

I want to party with Jill and the flower in hair and the bulbs in her top.

That is all.

9:49 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Mangnum douche P.I.^

Don’t you mean “prothecute thith thite…thluuuuurp”?

9:50 am May, 20 Claude Douchenbagger said...

“It’s not pee!”, exclaims Wendy Whiteflower as she tastes the liquid drippings from Lindy Lemonpie’s bikini bottoms. While Brenda Blueberry asks Ms Whiteflower to put in a thumb, her plum is ready.

9:51 am May, 20 Banana Hammock said...

What’s the difference between the blue bikini and the yellow???
.
the taste…
.
son

10:03 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“But daddy!” Veruca whined, “I want a vigina that sprays Raspberry soda. Make me one daddy! Make me a vagina that sprays Raspberry soda! MAKE IT FOR ME NOW DADDY!” Meanwhile Charlie and his grandfather discretely pulled out their cocks and began filling chocolocio cupcakios with creme.

10:03 am May, 20 Banana Hammock said...

Flick’s buxom sister didn’t believe the fable that you can get your tongue stuck to a frozen pol, so once the double-dog-dare was introduced Alenka’s pooch took some well deserved abuse…
.
The eminent fail was due to Alenka being hott…
.
true

10:04 am May, 20 BUCK O said...

mmm… tastes like CHICKEN
BUT SMELLS vanilla pudding

10:08 am May, 20 Banana Hammock said...

Let the passé Lap-a-Lap sessions begin…

10:10 am May, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

After dutifully tucking Danielle’s bikini bottom into her ass crack, Shelly moved on to the admittedly enviable task of stuffing Marnie’s bikini bottom into her taco. It would take her 2-3 dozen attempts, but she was proud of her work and would not stop until it was perfect.

10:15 am May, 20 DarkSock said...

Soon the fetal pops sensation took over the nation…

10:34 am May, 20 Hermit said...

Leadbelly Lucy looks on as Laura lavishly licks and laps lovely Loni’s luscious labia.

10:41 am May, 20 Douche Wayne said...

Crack kills.

10:44 am May, 20 Crucial Head said...

Beatrice soon realized that her hand-to-tongue UL® approved Thong Truss Crane Delivery System™ was not seismically required to shore up the bridging in Eleanor’s cantilevered cunt.

10:46 am May, 20 Bueller said...

Extra points for the thoughtful cupping to ensure no drops are lost.

10:46 am May, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“At first I was but a learner. Now, I am the Master!”

“Only a master of evil, Lickety.”

10:47 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Vin Douchal’s spermatoza are singing sea shanties in there ! Check it out !

11:04 am May, 20 Stephanie said...

Fresh crabs down at Sticky’s Crabshack.

daddy said, if she found his amex, and his keys, she could go shopping.

you put in a quarter, spin the wheel and sometimes a ring drops out, usually a gum ball.

at least, you think its a gum ball, after you have chewed on it for ten minutes,and it hasn’t lost its flavor, you think, hey this is some gum ball, by then, you don’t want to think, hey, maybe this is no gum ball at all.

12:19 pm May, 20 Just Me said...

When her boyfriend remarked that he blew the tranny, Suzie secretly thought to herself…
Sounds Scrumptious

12:41 pm May, 20 Duck, duck, douche said...

Ever ring the juice from a pickled herring and sample it? Yeah just like that

1:58 pm May, 20 mr.reeve said...

She licks the vanilla wafer…..this is definitely tradition…..she’s now eating the vanilla wafer….this is also tradition…..

2:03 pm May, 20 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Tastes like chicken… chicken of the sea that is!

3:58 pm May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kandi eagerly waited in vain for the change from the $1 bill that she had inserted into the other side. The small receipt that did flutter out confused her even further when it mentioned something about “insufficient funds due to a snatch tax”.

3:59 pm May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

From the yellow streams at the lower left of this pic, I would say that Mr. White has already been there, done that.

4:03 pm May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sandie heard that if you kneeled in front of Maria everyday at 3:13pm the cuckoo snatch would give you a coupon redeemable for free blue waffles.

10:29 pm May, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

When fish-loving Trish got the scent of yellowfin tuna, nothing could stop her mouth-watering desire for a quick bite.

12:27 pm May, 24 joey-joe-joe said...

i found the cleverly hidden douche-moe! check wednesday, may 18th. he’s wearing this lickie hott-a-tott like a strap-on.

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