Thursday, May 12, 2011

Chimpy McWhack

Greasy, kissy lipped and serving as a man chair is no way to go through life, Son.

Kelly’s besties will be giggling about this all through summer classes at Iowa State, so laugh it up now, Chimpy McWhack. Laugh it up now.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am May, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

I don’t see anything wrong here, she’s treating him like the human toilet that he is.

9:32 am May, 12 Tanath said...

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Needed a good laugh, thanks.

9:33 am May, 12 Tanath said...

does she have three arms?

9:34 am May, 12 Tanath said...

he looks like the evil douche version of my friend joel…do we all have evil douche versions? is there an alternate dimension where we are all douche and we mock the nota’s?

9:41 am May, 12 creature said...

is she tryin to poop?

9:42 am May, 12 Banana Hammock said...

he’s peeing in that horse RIGHT NOW

9:45 am May, 12 Banana Hammock said...

one quick flick of a Bic® and his Aquanet® pokey-locks will go up in a grandiose ball of fury.

9:47 am May, 12 Banana Hammock said...

ewww.. she does have three arms, and he has two poop shoots

9:49 am May, 12 Fatness said...

That “dude” has tiny little girly hands. Look a “his” right hand with the pink band…it’s smaller than hers holding her purse.
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And this must be the most boring lap dance ever.

9:52 am May, 12 creature said...

does she poo cocoa pebbles or big hairy grease headed db’s?

10:02 am May, 12 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I can’t tell if that is her hand on her leg or his hand holding the purse. Iowa State summer school hits the nail right on the head. She doesn’t look too happy. I think she was expecting her groin in such close proximity to his groin to produce a reaction from him. If it did she appears to be dissappointed that the reaction was not as great as anticipated.

10:05 am May, 12 Claude Douchenbagger said...

And his smirk face says ” that’s the best I can do Kelly”.

10:27 am May, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

that right hand of his looks like it has “kung fu grip”

10:40 am May, 12 Army of Douche-ness said...

this photo screams that they both are desperately trying to fit into their roles of douchebag and hot chick.

I dont think i’ve seen this much effort before

10:49 am May, 12 Crottenham said...

He’s young, give him about 2 years and with the necessary chemical boost and religious zeal re weight lifting, coupled with the strategically placed tats, he’ll definitely be there shortly.

10:55 am May, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nancy’s got it right. With one twist of his side-ways peace she’ll flush away the three appletini’s she’s allready downed. As for dinner, well, once she pukes it up in his crotch all will be well in the world.

10:57 am May, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I like that, while she’s grinding her ass against his peen, she’s demure enough to push down the front of her dress so as not to give anyone a free show.
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I’ll bet after she swallows she uses a tissue to clean the corners of her mouth.

11:34 am May, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chimpy McWhack is right, good call DB1. I’m still confused about the prosthetic arm.

11:51 am May, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Wanted: Three armed chick with scatt fetish. Good Lord Jebus, my prayers have been answered.

12:28 pm May, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

When we were growing up my younger brother and I spent a lot of time at my aunt & uncle’s place during the summer while our mom was at work. My cousin who lived there could be a bit of a brat. One day my brother and I had been working on a monumental Lincoln Log construction that had been demolished by my cousin because we weren’t playing with her. Even as kids we were never the type to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. We opted instead to take up arms against a sea of troubles. My cousin had one of those Monchichi dolls that my brother snatched from her arms and tossed into the microwave and set it it on HIGH. The poor girl’s doll was only in there about 20 seconds before her cries of alarm brought my aunt into the room, who promptly kicked our asses and unplugged the microwave. The point of my rambling reminiscence is that when the doll was extracted from the microwave, its face looked eerily similar to Mr. Chimpy McWhack’s.

12:31 pm May, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

I’m sorry if I may have alienated some of the younger readers who don’t know what a Monchichi is. I don’t know the fancy tag to make an image come up in the window here, so this link will show you what I mean.
http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBW9UY2HPY2HPT3ROZXJZLU90AGVYCW==/imgMonchichi2.jpg

1:06 pm May, 12 Anonymous said...

That fleur de lis shirt would make a nice soft bottom wiper. It certainly would keep anal chafing to a minimum.

1:08 pm May, 12 Anonymous said...

Holy Monkey Dolls, Batman!! He really does look like a Monchichi. Oh so soft and cuddly. And now he has Kelly’s shit stuck on his fur.

1:49 pm May, 12 Wedgie said...

The prosthetic hand with pink wristband is creeping me out.

2:33 pm May, 12 collosus of choads said...

This smarmy oik has to be in the monthly or my name aint Mr Choad.

7:39 pm May, 12 idfma said...

Shit, that is straight out of planet of the apes. He looks like a douched out version of Cornelius. or this guy
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http://www.imdb.com/media/rm272668672/tt0063442

8:04 pm May, 12 Troy Tempest said...

she is shitting on his dick.

2:05 am May, 13 Kamagra said...

I think she was pregnant with his groin in the groin so close to produce a reaction from him.

5:23 am May, 13 Collaz B. Popped said...

Dont wanna overuse it, but –
Thats a rather dildonic expression on his face.

9:16 am May, 13 Phil said...

so wheres the pic?

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