Thursday, May 5, 2011

Come Back to the Ninety-Nine Cent Store, Jimmy Peen, Jimmy Peen

For those pants are bargain basement Woolworths designed by your momma atrocities.

Sissy and Mona deserve off-Broadway quality ab lick.

# posted by douchebag1
3:06 pm May, 5 Steve L. said...

Jimmy can only afford to splurge at 33-cent stores.
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for the record, i don’t know if 33-cent stores actually exist. i just watched an old Simpsons episode featuring a 33-cent store.

3:06 pm May, 5 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Gross, Jimmy. You spilled 1987 all over your jeans.

3:07 pm May, 5 Steve L. said...

oh and THAT MUTHAFUCKAZ!
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this is what you get when a new post lays barren for 40+ minutes.

3:36 pm May, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whatever they’re doing. It will be harder in 25 years when you have to take 79 pills, 24 beer of any kind, the neighbour’s odd cigarette and a half ounce of weed to get through a sober day.

3:41 pm May, 5 creature said...

I see 3 toilets

4:14 pm May, 5 DarkSock said...

This is what I teach my boys to do when they finally learn to pee in the potty on their own.
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Good Job, Jimmy! Now go find a horse.

5:02 pm May, 5 Guns-N-Douches said...

Isn’t that the fuckwad from Big Brother? (Note: My wife watches the show, I swear I only watch parts when she says “you have to see this).

He’s a flaming heap of scrotey fuckwad dooooooouuuuche.

5:25 pm May, 5 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Doesn’t Momma Atrocities own a small diner over on 5th and Highland? The one that serves Brains and Eggs for breakfast and has the small jukeboxes in the booths?
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Or was she the lead singer for Cramping Uterus? I forget.

5:28 pm May, 5 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Is he carrying the Jesus bling around in his hand or does it seriously dangle that far down? Either way Jebus was treated better at the hands of the Romans.

5:37 pm May, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

CND FTW!

7:56 pm May, 5 idfma said...

I bet he would make the same face when I stabbed him in his abdomen with a letter opener.

7:57 pm May, 5 idfma said...

The girls are unimpressive (okay the girl on the right) the one on the left might be a guy.

8:00 pm May, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

This guy went to the Kettlehead School of Eyebrow Raising.

8:17 pm May, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

By the way boss, don’t think your nod to Altman went unnoticed / unappreciated.

8:35 pm May, 5 DarkSock said...

@ idfma:
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We must disagree about your opinion on the ladies. And by “we” I mean me and my weenus.

8:36 pm May, 5 DarkSock said...

I want to come back as Sissy’s pre-paid Nokia stuffed in her pants, set to “vibrate”.

8:37 pm May, 5 DarkSock said...

Her abdomen deserves flogging with a yogurt rope, if you know what I mean.

9:27 pm May, 5 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Did he just come from a Giant Tiger modeling shoot?
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I don’t have to even translate that store name to French now because the separatists have been wiped out! Magnifique!

9:34 pm May, 5 Deltus said...

Sissy and Jimmy are having an abs-off. The loser? Everybody within eyeshot.

10:56 pm May, 5 vasya said...

Hi !

6:05 am May, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m sure he paid top dollar to get pre-worn jeans like that. And by “top dollar” I mean “mom’s credit card”.

10:23 am May, 6 Anonymous said...

I want to practice my new found hobby of cartography with Sissy’s taut abs. And by “cartography” I mean making a map of the Japanese archipelago using my man batter.

11:54 am May, 6 Stephanie said...

And he’s still making that stupid face,because his Mom said if you make a face,you will live with it the rest of your dumb life. See,it’s true.

1:54 pm May, 6 GuyGuy said...

That is Jesse from Big Brother… the worst part about the fact that he is a Douche… is the fact that he is so proud that he is a Douche he is LOVING the fact that he gets more and more exposure.

Ugghhh…

2:38 pm May, 8 Jeff said...

Big deal, so he can raise an eyebrow and a lip on the same side of his face, but can he raise one of each on opposite sides at the same time? And then can he alternate them?

If he can, in moments, he will just look terribly confused and then the facial muscles will twitch from the unexpected workout and he will panic as his face moves wildly out of his control. He will bang his face against a wall in an attempt to stop it twitching and there will be merriment and amusement at his remedy.

Does anyone else think Midriff’s face is rather gray and that her cheek looks either glued on or implanted? I’m sure it’s neither of those in actual fact, but it just looks odd somehow.

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