Saturday, May 7, 2011

Comment of the Week: Doucheywallnuts on Greek Philosopher Heraclitus

Doucheywallnuts takes this week’s award with his thoughts on the ancient philosophical conundrum, The Chicken or the ‘Bag:

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As the obscure Greek philosopher Heraclitus the Weeping cryptically wrote, “All things are an interchange for fire, and fire for all things, just like goods for gold and gold for goods. Just like Douche for Bleeth and Bleeth for Douche.” Which lead to this equally obscure quote, “To God all things are fair and good and just, but people hold some things wrong and some right. And Douchebags are always wrong and never right.” I find it interesting how people used an uppercase “D” for douchebag in these ancient polemics, which signifies how over time douches have become even more maligned.
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# posted by douchebag1
1:08 pm May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Well parsed. Son. I hate cutting grass when I could be super stoned and cutting hair off of the post-pubescent protuberance of pretty puffy pink princesses.

1:10 pm May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@srbdtbdsvds ^
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Astute and venerial in its code. Great comment!

2:47 pm May, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

I like Turtles (Note the uppercase T). You use fancy words Wallnuts, but one thing is clear, if it looks like aa douchebag and it talks like a douchebag then it most definitely is a Douchebag.
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The Endzo.

4:28 pm May, 7 Hermit said...

Nice job DW.
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But to be fair, Heraclitus’ views became far less rigid, postmenopausal.

7:13 pm May, 7 Wedgie said...

I hate to judge a book by its cover, but anyone with “clit” in their name can’t be taken seriously. Except as a porn director.

11:34 pm May, 7 Yahwe said...

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5:25 am May, 8 tall guy said...

Well played, DW!

12:43 pm May, 8 Fatness said...

^ Who is Cheap Lynda? I may need to meet her.

7:41 pm May, 8 Steve L. said...

i wonder how Socrates Douche would fare in a debate with Heraclitus?

3:54 pm May, 16 Jody Botello said...

Hmm is anyone else experiencing problems with the images on this blog loading? I’m trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it’s the blog. Any feed-back would be greatly appreciated.

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