Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Desmond’s Tutu

There’s a back story here involving a dead billionaire’s will, a buxom blonde in a corvette, sixteen piglets and a wacky sign language making chimpanzee named “Willie.”

Unfortunately, I taped over that VHS tape when I was 10. Because “Just One of the Guys” was on HBO.

# posted by douchebag1
9:24 am May, 10 Banana Hammock said...

meh.. Chick could be hotter, Douche’s could be more douchier..
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just sayin

9:30 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

I think that’s Jamie Eason, fitness model and cancer survivor. Anyone that beats the big c is a hero to me.

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Double down with the fact that she got into this shape after treatment and we have a not-a-Bleeth
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I don’t even care about these two idiot’s backstory but hopefully they both choked on asparagus and got heimliched by a fat lesbian, not Jamie

9:32 am May, 10 DarkSock said...

O for the simpler times of Stereo Douchocity…

9:40 am May, 10 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

@ Vin…How and why in the hell do you know that?

9:45 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It is a great day in the city when the Gay Pride and Breast Cancer Awareness campaigns collide.

9:55 am May, 10 Deltus said...

There’s showing your gay pride, but that’s re-dick-less.

9:56 am May, 10 Hermit said...

Rev,
You beat me to the breast cancer thing.
Yours was better anyway.
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Pansy on the left was too much a puss to go commando.

10:17 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

@ Douchey Lewis. Some knowledge gets retained , some gets flushed out by new stuff. My brain is full.
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But if you want to kill a few minutes and a few million of your unborn children google, “Camille Crimson” .

10:30 am May, 10 Motorcycle Auctions said...

Double down with the fact that he got in to this shape after treatment and they have a not-a-Bleeth

10:32 am May, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m with Vin, this looks like the starting line for the annual “Race for the Cure” which is held for Breast Cancer awareness and more then likely this past weekend. Having lost my mom to BC I can’t mock on this, while silly it’s not douchey.

10:37 am May, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Granted, that looks like a 10k. People generally dress silly for these things. Add that neither of these guys are sporting shades, even though it’s sunny, and nottadouche is a real possibility.

10:39 am May, 10 creature said...

they’re french

11:20 am May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Motorcycle Auctions?!!! What have you done with Motorcycle Parts?! Did you sell him/her/it to the highest bidder?!
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And notta douche to these two if its a BCA walk. Far worse is seen at the Bay to Breakers in SF. And I agree with Creature, they are most likely French and that is how things are done over there.

11:24 am May, 10 Ryan said...

Jamie Eason is far from being bleeth or anything that comes even close, she’s a hottie and a cancer survivor and well respected in the fitness/bodybuilding industry…..and anyone that wears a pink tutu like that gets my applaud.

11:26 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Is Ryan the one on the left or right?

11:31 am May, 10 Wedgie said...

Vin:
No surprise that you are familiar with the creator of “The Art of The Blow Job”.
My compliments on your refined taste. I’m still waiting for that rap song, however.

11:33 am May, 10 Wedgie said...

BTW, I can’t believe none of you have pointed out the Idaho Statesman logo. Not the most liberal of the lower 48, if memory serves. Is this the new Aryan Nation recruiting tactic?

11:52 am May, 10 The Dude said...

When two guys get all pumpy together, do they take stereoids?

12:05 pm May, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Wedgie 11:33
HEE HEE HEEEEEEE

12:08 pm May, 10 Steve L. said...

so where IS IdahoHotPotatoes? fuck.

12:56 pm May, 10 Deltus said...

I’m thinking these two bags would be douching it up regardless of cancer awareness, so no pass from me.

2:20 pm May, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think that’s Jamie Eason, fitness model and cancer survivor
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Pardon me. I need to wipe the drool off my chin. Then I’ll be in my bunk.

4:01 pm May, 10 Scrote_Scratcher said...

Gay scrotes at the gay day parade.. nice..

8:02 pm May, 10 Stephanie said...

I’ll bet they wore the tutus later that night…

2:02 am May, 11 Collaz B. Popped said...

So THIS is what goes on in Idaho?

4:00 pm May, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I wonder if that Idaho Statesman thingy is anything like the Dakota Plainsman thingy.
And what’s a pink tutu-thingy without the matching pink tit-cover and tiara?
Better send these boyz to the nearest little princess store at the mall for an instant upgrade.

10:12 pm May, 11 Chris said...

This was for a good cause, this picture totally shouldn’t be up here…. but iiii looooovvvvee jamie eason

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