Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Doggie ‘Baggin: You’re Doing It Wrong

Doggie Baggin’, The Douchie Winning ‘Bag Move of 2008, returns. Only this time, in gender inverted form.

Noted gender theorist and philosopher Judith Butler sees this framework as challenging normative understandings of sexualized performativity in the public sphere. Habermas by way of Foucault.

Or she just thinks it’s goofy.

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11:21 am May, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

I guess this douche likes it emasculated style.

11:22 am May, 4 Troy Tempest said...

Jenny says to Karl: “I’ve got you pegged.”

11:22 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her suck on my Big Gulp.

11:35 am May, 4 Wedgie said...

Her URC is bigger. Fitting, eh?

11:37 am May, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This would make a great caption this picture contest.

That being said, that Kristen Bell sure can pull the douches who enjoy getting it from behind with a strap on.

11:51 am May, 4 Deltus said...

To my shame, I’d take it from behind from her, if that was the only kind of sex she’d offer me. And that fact will haunt me for the rest of the day.

11:53 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

RE: Judith Butler
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Why do you need a “queer theory” ? Dudes that like cockks and chicks that eat puss there’s your fuccen theory
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Now give me a Ph.D. in philosophy from Yale University, too.

11:56 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

I like the gal in this photo. She’s got the same look on her face as the MILF Hunter right before he gives his signature windmill wind-up ass slap

12:03 pm May, 4 Banana Hammock said...

Jenna was finally able to pee in Jed’s butt with the help of her new “Horse Cock” appendage.

12:13 pm May, 4 Fatness said...

Nice push-up bikini top.

12:24 pm May, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

This douche is putting the bottom in power bottom.

12:30 pm May, 4 Rick Derris said...

Michele Foucault was known to take a big ramrod up the butt now and then.

12:35 pm May, 4 Wedgie said...

Vin:
That would be Shawn Rees, just another fuccen Canadian. Although, far less irritating than some we know, eh?

12:58 pm May, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

Give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she’s just holding up his gut for him.

1:01 pm May, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s clearly done this before. The reach around for added impact is a sure sign of experience. I also think the eyes rolled back in the head and the head tilt is from muscle memory. I particularly like the cup on his back and the “Bend over bitch” pressure she’s applying with her forearm. Almost like if he doesn’t she’s gonna crack him over the skull to emphasize how serious she is. This is a woman only Medusa could handle. And by handle I mean tongue punch in her fart box and beat her two out of three times in a tit slapping contest.
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And I am so okay with all of that. And by okay with that I mean turgid.

1:04 pm May, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Vin

“Dudes that like cockks and chics that eat puss” is a best selling coffee table book in Montreal.
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True story.
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Of course its in French and the women are hairier than the guys.
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Not that I’ve looked at it or anything. It was just on the coffee table in my hotel room.
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At least it was until I checked out.

1:19 pm May, 4 Deltus said...

@Mr.SH: good call, she’s experienced. I think we should arrange a Medusa training session for this hott, pronto.

1:31 pm May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think this is going to be the climatic scene of the last movie in the Austin Powers series: LOLIcoccktopussy. here we see the heroine, Angel Goldenshowers, using her bionic joy buzzer to extract the microfilm hidden up archvillan Likhma Browneye’s salad shooter right before she pumps a .45 round into the base of his skull.

1:38 pm May, 4 Collaz B. Popped said...

This is totally a Frank Mercurio scenario…..

2:07 pm May, 4 Mr. Biggs said...

Scrotato Head, so well put. Makes me wish we had cold showers here at work?
Medusa, watcha think? You and this lady, regs get to watch?

2:32 pm May, 4 massengill said...

Round peg, round douche.
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Everything seems to fit here…

2:57 pm May, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d say she’s doing it right. Especially if she’s got a 12″ strapon in there.

4:34 pm May, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Er, uh, um, I think she’s holding the 12- inch strap-on in her left paw…

4:37 pm May, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

…and he’s got the spare in HIS left paw.

8:17 pm May, 4 DarkSock said...

Two words: “Fecal Dildo”.
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Also a decent band name.

9:43 pm May, 4 Stephanie said...

With a face like his,I also would not want to look at it.

5:25 am May, 5 Collaz B. Popped said...

Is he biting his lip?

Phecal Dildo,,,,hehe.

6:06 pm May, 6 Jack Hoff said...

Douchebag would prefer the real thing up his ass but will settle for a tranny any day of the week.

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