Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Doggie ‘Baggin: You’re Doing It Wrong
Doggie Baggin’, The Douchie Winning ‘Bag Move of 2008, returns. Only this time, in gender inverted form.
Noted gender theorist and philosopher Judith Butler sees this framework as challenging normative understandings of sexualized performativity in the public sphere. Habermas by way of Foucault.
Or she just thinks it’s goofy.
I guess this douche likes it emasculated style.
Jenny says to Karl: “I’ve got you pegged.”
I’d let her suck on my Big Gulp.
Her URC is bigger. Fitting, eh?
This would make a great caption this picture contest.
That being said, that Kristen Bell sure can pull the douches who enjoy getting it from behind with a strap on.
To my shame, I’d take it from behind from her, if that was the only kind of sex she’d offer me. And that fact will haunt me for the rest of the day.
RE: Judith Butler
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Why do you need a “queer theory” ? Dudes that like cockks and chicks that eat puss there’s your fuccen theory
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Now give me a Ph.D. in philosophy from Yale University, too.
I like the gal in this photo. She’s got the same look on her face as the MILF Hunter right before he gives his signature windmill wind-up ass slap
Jenna was finally able to pee in Jed’s butt with the help of her new “Horse Cock” appendage.
Nice push-up bikini top.
This douche is putting the bottom in power bottom.
Michele Foucault was known to take a big ramrod up the butt now and then.
Vin:
That would be Shawn Rees, just another fuccen Canadian. Although, far less irritating than some we know, eh?
Give her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she’s just holding up his gut for him.
She’s clearly done this before. The reach around for added impact is a sure sign of experience. I also think the eyes rolled back in the head and the head tilt is from muscle memory. I particularly like the cup on his back and the “Bend over bitch” pressure she’s applying with her forearm. Almost like if he doesn’t she’s gonna crack him over the skull to emphasize how serious she is. This is a woman only Medusa could handle. And by handle I mean tongue punch in her fart box and beat her two out of three times in a tit slapping contest.
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And I am so okay with all of that. And by okay with that I mean turgid.
@Vin
“Dudes that like cockks and chics that eat puss” is a best selling coffee table book in Montreal.
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True story.
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Of course its in French and the women are hairier than the guys.
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Not that I’ve looked at it or anything. It was just on the coffee table in my hotel room.
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At least it was until I checked out.
@Mr.SH: good call, she’s experienced. I think we should arrange a Medusa training session for this hott, pronto.
I think this is going to be the climatic scene of the last movie in the Austin Powers series: LOLIcoccktopussy. here we see the heroine, Angel Goldenshowers, using her bionic joy buzzer to extract the microfilm hidden up archvillan Likhma Browneye’s salad shooter right before she pumps a .45 round into the base of his skull.
This is totally a Frank Mercurio scenario…..
Scrotato Head, so well put. Makes me wish we had cold showers here at work?
Medusa, watcha think? You and this lady, regs get to watch?
Round peg, round douche.
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Everything seems to fit here…
I’d say she’s doing it right. Especially if she’s got a 12″ strapon in there.
Er, uh, um, I think she’s holding the 12- inch strap-on in her left paw…
…and he’s got the spare in HIS left paw.
Two words: “Fecal Dildo”.
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Also a decent band name.
With a face like his,I also would not want to look at it.
Is he biting his lip?
Phecal Dildo,,,,hehe.
Douchebag would prefer the real thing up his ass but will settle for a tranny any day of the week.