Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday Haiku

Straight to video,
Ego Production for Dave,
“Lord of the Cokk Rings.”

Correct thought Left Hott!
You plunge that Klingon Dagger!
Right into his groin!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

I, Brodo Baggins,
Do solemnly swear this sword
Has a small penis

— saulgoode42

To get hotts like this
I must dress like this swordscrote
Find bad jeans post haste

— Hong Kong Douchey

brunette on the left
mayan eye of coitus gives
jeans don’t measure up

— Crazed Aborigine

His head not yet grown
All the way back to full size
Will Smith just shot him

— Wedgie

Sir Fapsalot says,
“Make this quick, bitches. My mom
picks me up at two.”

— Cool Hand Douche

# posted by douchebag1
6:56 am May, 6 Steve said...

That dude’s head looks like it’s either been pasted on, or shrunken.

7:03 am May, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Correct thought Left Hott!
You plunge that Klingon Dagger!
Right into his groin!

7:07 am May, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

David Duchovny
Begins his sex addiction
With this lasting view.

7:09 am May, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I have an urge to
fondle my bicycle chain.
So where’d that come from?

7:11 am May, 6 saulgoode42 said...

I, Brodo Baggins,
Do solemnly swear this sword
Has a small penis

7:11 am May, 6 Wedgie said...

Midieval denim
So shirtless choads have plagued us
Longer than I thought

7:11 am May, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Whats up with Haiku?
One more ‘alternate world’ trip?
Set filters, DB1!!

7:12 am May, 6 Wedgie said...

Hiding between babes
Doesn’t fool us you dickwad
We know you like boys

7:14 am May, 6 saulgoode42 said...

His smirk tells it all
“I’m gay, but I need money”
Off to work he goes

7:14 am May, 6 Wedgie said...

Eastern Europeen
Thinks a big sword makes up for
His little gerkin

7:17 am May, 6 Wedgie said...

His head not yet grown
All the way back to full size
Will Smith just shot him

7:17 am May, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

There’s an old adage:
Bigger the sword/Smaller the Cokk
His may need tweezers.

(Arrrggghh – 5-8-5!)

7:20 am May, 6 Hong Kong Douchey said...

To get hotts like this
I must dress like this swordscrote
Find bad jeans post haste

7:21 am May, 6 Crazed Aborigine said...

brunette on the left
mayan eye of coitus gives
jeans don’t measure up

7:27 am May, 6 Deltus said...

Naught screams “warrior”
Like cock-holding a big sword
And posed shirtlessness

7:29 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Check out my rad knife
Couldn’t afford that red Porsche
Compensating? Nooo…

7:31 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

My five year old peek’d
Asked me why Dave has no shirt
Time for douchebag talk

7:32 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Dave calls press conference
He hunted bin Laden , too
Wants twenty-five mill

7:33 am May, 6 Cool Hand Douche said...

Milady crotchrot,
by the power of small skull,
accept this herpes.

7:34 am May, 6 Douche Springsteen said...

stone washed denim pants
out of place at royal court
Gondor has no king

7:35 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Unarmed blondie hott
Looks concerned with the sword play
Could put an eye out

7:40 am May, 6 Condouchious said...

Dave brags of swordfights:
“Where did thou slay the dragon?”
“Rest stop glory hole.”

7:40 am May, 6 Cool Hand Douche said...

My best pair of jeans
sunday in the park with whores
Wants guy for swordplay

7:44 am May, 6 Cool Hand Douche said...

Sir Fapsalot says,
“Make this quick, bitches. My mom
picks me up at two.”

7:50 am May, 6 Condouchious said...

Remake of Conan,
Will take place in New Jersey,
Somewhere Ah-nuld sobs

7:51 am May, 6 ehcuodouche said...

Methinks the sword is
Overcompensating for
Something in the jeans

7:55 am May, 6 Condouchious said...

Medieval hotts know,
King Arthur wouldn’t wear jeans,
Or grip swords that way

8:08 am May, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Good one Wedgie! – the Will Smith…

8:08 am May, 6 Scrotation Marks said...

Oh Sir Douche A Lot,
simpleton of orange skin
With a Chess King belt

8:20 am May, 6 Dooshspotter said...

Disproportionate
Action figure wields plastic,
Hotts think its heavy.

8:37 am May, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Brunette’s Shiny Blade
Is both penis and vagine
Oddly, so is he

8:40 am May, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Pic would be cooler
If shot by Matterhorn ride
Not “Its a Small World”

10:27 am May, 6 The Dude said...

White Kevin Garnett
Has two very tiny heads
And he is a foot shorter.

11:51 am May, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

I’ve seen this before.
I call Photoshop, but still
all douche signs are there.

12:07 pm May, 6 DarkSock said...

Hey, wait a minute…
I thought that stone washed blue jeans
Died in the Iron Age…

12:49 pm May, 6 Troy Tempest said...

tiny shrinking head
prepares him well for his new
role in beetlejuice

3:34 pm May, 6 douche equis said...

“This is not my head.
Photoshop nerd tried to be
funny, but he failed.”

3:40 pm May, 6 douche equis said...

If Black Dynamite
were in this picture, it would
look slightly less dumb.

4:56 pm May, 6 douche equis said...

His pecs seem to form
an optical illusion —
two foreheads touching

5:58 pm May, 6 douche equis said...

Late to the party,
I can’t write haikus early
like all you folks do.

10:58 am May, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The models for pulp
fiction covers haven’t come
far since Fabio.

7:49 pm May, 8 Steve L. said...

my rebar can break
that cheap aluminum sword
in one strike. SON. yeah.

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