Friday, May 13, 2011
Friday Haiku
Carrot Top’s brother,
Radish Top, busts prop comic,
Prop is gay-ass hair.
When your role models
Are Chaz Bono, Carrot Top
Confusion abounds
— Vin Douchal
Middle hot, no drink?
Just poured it on hammer head.
He went KABLOOEY!
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Flaming ‘Bag of Poo
Is really kinda crafty:
False teeth boob magnets
— saulgoode42
Those fuccen Russkies
Lost the cold war but managed
To keep best hookers
— Wedgie
Bag-ady Ann Doll
Bratz dolls have to play with him
They lost the receipt
— DRK
NICE RED HAIR, ASSHOLE
HIGH CHEEKBONES, OR GIANT ZIT
COUGARS SEEK LOST YOUTH
— IVAN BAGGO
Reverse Weird Science
Girls create 90s troll doll
regret decision
— jonezy
I, too, like Junior
Bacon Cheeseburgers, but I
don’t dress like Wendy.
— massengill
A few more minutes
of party girl Kelly-Hott
Did not hurt no one.
Gaybag hair-on-fire,
Actually IS a flamer.
Still pulls hotts.
I am so sorry.
Did you say you hid R-top?
I just see 3 Hotts.
Look! He’s got pink nails.
And possibly guyliner.
I gotta go ‘EWWWWW’
Hanging with ladies.
Nancy boy likes em red tipped.
Chicks need not apply.
Suspicious bulges
On redhead’s chest area
Makes me think: Lesbo!
Without the flame head
Noone would notice him here
Photo is ruined
Reverse Weird Science
Girls create 90s troll doll
regret decision
Painted figernails
Add fuel to the fire here
He’s in fact a she.
Middle hot, no drink?
Just poured it on hammer head.
He went KABLOOEY!
Can Friday Haiku
become a most expensive
first date hott winner?
Flaming ‘Bag of Poo
Is really kinda crafty:
False teeth boob magnets
Yahoo Serious
Took Shit in 1989
Grew into this pile
Those fuccen Russkies
Lost the cold war but managed
To keep best hookers
Susan Powter’s kid
Is hoping for a forusome
Stop the insanity!
Liar, Liar, hair
On fire. Gives new meaning to
What a big flamer!
Dave seeks support group.
On his way to becoming
Dana. End is Nigh.
Cocky piece of Herp
why are we discussing him
focus on boobies
When your role models
Are Chaz Bono, Carrot Top
Confusion abounds
I, too, like Junior
Bacon Cheeseburgers, but I
don’t dress like Wendy.
Looking for action
The girls settle for Big Red.
Lady sings the poos.
Sesame Street pic
“One of these not like others”
Captain Obvious
Midsummer nightmare
Shakespearian proprtions
Bag don’t give a Puck.
HEY FOLKS LOOK AT ME
MY HAIR DEMANDS ATTENTION
…AS DOES MY HERPES
Fresh from his Thai tour.
Lady boy Red thrills cougars
With tales of young pricks.
If that’s not a chick
on the left side, then it’s the
worst gaybag ever.
Hall of Hott black dress
Flawless beauty, awesome curves
Keeps eyes to the right
Scary part is carpet
Matches the drapes for this fool
Chicks will be frightened
Close inspection
Reveals sad truth. There are four
Dudes in this picture.
Upon closer look,
Does right blonde show ‘stache shadow?
They’re hermaphrodites!
It looks like a gay bar
Hotties all fondling each other
And one butch female
Ronald McDonald’s
Son’s Coming Out Party was
all Patties, No Meat
Hi Girls! Kissy Kiss.
You wouldn’t believe the fun
At Yogurt Rodeo.
Girls, for this season
Hot fashion accessory
Treasure troll gaybag
Bag-ady Ann Doll
Bratz dolls have to play with him
They lost the receipt
‘Tis seasons of change.
For these four guys. Some adjust
better than others.
Cast party. New show.
This fall a wacky group in
Three and a half men.
Howdy Doodie Tool
Dreams of pulling hots like this
As he cooks your fries
Wanna see my trick?
Look closely. I have a pole
Shoved up my hoo-ha.
Not just for straights. Now!
Limited time offer. Get
Chia head for queers.
It is the thirteeenth.
And I’ve the bad luck to cast
my eyes on blue poo.
Mr. Heat Miser
Fathered a flaming offspring
Douse him with pee pee
Come on girls. Smile big!
Paedophile Registry needs
A new group picture.
After five years of
Waiting. We finally get to
See real Dark Sock.
Waiting for supper
Always bugged this group. Hungry,
They toss a Radish salad.
Most gays don’t do hard
Labour. Radish Top likes
Sucking exhaust pipes.
Cum drips out his ass
Inserted by his boyfriend
Fleeting thoughts of love
unbelievable
homosexuality
ever-apparent
I do not support
antidiscrimination
protecting this guy
NICE RED HAIR, ASSHOLE
HIGH CHEEKBONES, OR GIANT ZIT
COUGARS SEEK LOST YOUTH
My Hair is on fire…
My Hair,.. is on Fire!
Her tit’s are nice.
Ronald McDonald
Removes face paint and clown shoes,
Trolls for McMuffin’
That Phyllis Diller
Sure can pull the hotts. Oh, wait…
That’s Phallus Diddler.
The gay heat miser
chills with hotts but burps sperm
mother nature pissed
silicone trio
forget plastic prone to melt
play with heat miser
damn you cool hand douche
He’s Mr. Heat Miser, he’s Mr. Sun…
Two blondes, one brunette
And their “nice” red-headed friend.
Weep for your wingman.
Sock and Von Goolo
Pay a price for tardiness
Get up earlier!
what the fuck is wrong with .. umm. that… holy tits on the right batman!
Fiery Crown Of Douche,
earring, mascara, faux tan,
Curse the Scrotal Wank!
Damsels in Distress,
Foully Ensared by Red Poo,
How to Save those Boobs?
Mock The Crimson Fiend!
BEGONE, TWERP! Them Dames Iz MINE!
Trio, Suckle, Sluuuuuuuurp!
Mister Heat Blister
Please leave the hotts all alone
May Rudolph school you
Red hair dude looks like a lesbian
Other hot chicks are pretentious
pic is ostentatious.
let’s play red rover
blonde on the end has crash pads
i would leap into
this was rather humorous haiku humor
This Friday is jinxed
By the blood-burst flaming shame
That is Carrot Top
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch,
Starts to melt in my clutch,
I’m too much!
All the bleeths beware!
Heat Miser in the Hizz-ous
The future is bleak
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He’s a closet Thundercats super-fan.
FUCK! Why didn’t I
take today off work? Red “boy”
is boobie-less chick!
Holy Shit
That’s
Red
Queers with flaming hair
always a safety net for
fake blondes with big tits.
We could use a lit-
tle infusion of Henry
VIII, Eric the Red.
Red hair, pearly whites,
blue shirt: How patriotic
is this P-flag dude?
I’d swear he was a
she, but the temple hairline
says male. The dye? Wail!
Even looker blondes
and brunettes get lost in the
presence of red-head.
Our confusion can
only mean one thing: Fun at
A Place Called Rhonda’s.
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by ee cummings
At last, someone comes up with the “right” aesnwr!