Friday, May 13, 2011

Friday Haiku

Carrot Top’s brother,
Radish Top, busts prop comic,
Prop is gay-ass hair.

When your role models
Are Chaz Bono, Carrot Top
Confusion abounds

— Vin Douchal

Middle hot, no drink?
Just poured it on hammer head.
He went KABLOOEY!

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Flaming ‘Bag of Poo
Is really kinda crafty:
False teeth boob magnets

— saulgoode42

Those fuccen Russkies
Lost the cold war but managed
To keep best hookers

— Wedgie

Bag-ady Ann Doll
Bratz dolls have to play with him
They lost the receipt

— DRK

NICE RED HAIR, ASSHOLE
HIGH CHEEKBONES, OR GIANT ZIT
COUGARS SEEK LOST YOUTH

— IVAN BAGGO

Reverse Weird Science
Girls create 90s troll doll
regret decision

— jonezy

I, too, like Junior
Bacon Cheeseburgers, but I
don’t dress like Wendy.

— massengill

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A few more minutes
of party girl Kelly-Hott
Did not hurt no one.

7:05 am May, 13 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Gaybag hair-on-fire,
Actually IS a flamer.
Still pulls hotts.

7:06 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I am so sorry.
Did you say you hid R-top?
I just see 3 Hotts.

7:08 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Look! He’s got pink nails.
And possibly guyliner.
I gotta go ‘EWWWWW’

7:08 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hanging with ladies.
Nancy boy likes em red tipped.
Chicks need not apply.

7:09 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Suspicious bulges
On redhead’s chest area
Makes me think: Lesbo!

7:09 am May, 13 smackdouche said...

Without the flame head
Noone would notice him here
Photo is ruined

7:10 am May, 13 jonezy said...

Reverse Weird Science
Girls create 90s troll doll
regret decision

7:10 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Painted figernails
Add fuel to the fire here
He’s in fact a she.

7:11 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Middle hot, no drink?
Just poured it on hammer head.
He went KABLOOEY!

7:12 am May, 13 jonezy said...

Can Friday Haiku
become a most expensive
first date hott winner?

7:12 am May, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Flaming ‘Bag of Poo
Is really kinda crafty:
False teeth boob magnets

7:13 am May, 13 jonezy said...

Yahoo Serious
Took Shit in 1989
Grew into this pile

7:13 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Those fuccen Russkies
Lost the cold war but managed
To keep best hookers

7:13 am May, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Susan Powter’s kid
Is hoping for a forusome
Stop the insanity!

7:14 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Liar, Liar, hair
On fire. Gives new meaning to
What a big flamer!

7:14 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dave seeks support group.
On his way to becoming
Dana. End is Nigh.

7:15 am May, 13 DRK said...

Cocky piece of Herp
why are we discussing him
focus on boobies

7:15 am May, 13 Vin Douchal said...

When your role models
Are Chaz Bono, Carrot Top
Confusion abounds

7:16 am May, 13 massengill said...

I, too, like Junior
Bacon Cheeseburgers, but I
don’t dress like Wendy.

7:16 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Looking for action
The girls settle for Big Red.
Lady sings the poos.

7:17 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Sesame Street pic
“One of these not like others”
Captain Obvious

7:17 am May, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Midsummer nightmare
Shakespearian proprtions
Bag don’t give a Puck.

7:18 am May, 13 DRK said...

HEY FOLKS LOOK AT ME
MY HAIR DEMANDS ATTENTION
…AS DOES MY HERPES

7:18 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fresh from his Thai tour.
Lady boy Red thrills cougars
With tales of young pricks.

7:19 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

If that’s not a chick
on the left side, then it’s the
worst gaybag ever.

7:20 am May, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hall of Hott black dress
Flawless beauty, awesome curves
Keeps eyes to the right

7:20 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Scary part is carpet
Matches the drapes for this fool
Chicks will be frightened

7:20 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Close inspection
Reveals sad truth. There are four
Dudes in this picture.

7:21 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Upon closer look,
Does right blonde show ‘stache shadow?
They’re hermaphrodites!

7:21 am May, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

It looks like a gay bar
Hotties all fondling each other
And one butch female

7:21 am May, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ronald McDonald’s
Son’s Coming Out Party was
all Patties, No Meat

7:22 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hi Girls! Kissy Kiss.
You wouldn’t believe the fun
At Yogurt Rodeo.

7:23 am May, 13 Justin said...

Girls, for this season
Hot fashion accessory
Treasure troll gaybag

7:23 am May, 13 DRK said...

Bag-ady Ann Doll
Bratz dolls have to play with him
They lost the receipt

7:24 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

‘Tis seasons of change.
For these four guys. Some adjust
better than others.

7:25 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cast party. New show.
This fall a wacky group in
Three and a half men.

7:26 am May, 13 DRK said...

Howdy Doodie Tool
Dreams of pulling hots like this
As he cooks your fries

7:27 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wanna see my trick?
Look closely. I have a pole
Shoved up my hoo-ha.

7:28 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Not just for straights. Now!
Limited time offer. Get
Chia head for queers.

7:29 am May, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It is the thirteeenth.
And I’ve the bad luck to cast
my eyes on blue poo.

7:32 am May, 13 paperorplastic said...

Mr. Heat Miser
Fathered a flaming offspring
Douse him with pee pee

7:33 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Come on girls. Smile big!
Paedophile Registry needs
A new group picture.

7:35 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After five years of
Waiting. We finally get to
See real Dark Sock.

7:38 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Waiting for supper
Always bugged this group. Hungry,
They toss a Radish salad.

7:40 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Most gays don’t do hard
Labour. Radish Top likes
Sucking exhaust pipes.

7:46 am May, 13 Anonymous said...

Cum drips out his ass
Inserted by his boyfriend
Fleeting thoughts of love

7:50 am May, 13 the douche is alright said...

unbelievable
homosexuality
ever-apparent

7:55 am May, 13 the douche is alright said...

I do not support
antidiscrimination
protecting this guy

8:01 am May, 13 IVAN BAGGO said...

NICE RED HAIR, ASSHOLE
HIGH CHEEKBONES, OR GIANT ZIT
COUGARS SEEK LOST YOUTH

8:03 am May, 13 banana hammock said...

My Hair is on fire…
My Hair,.. is on Fire!
Her tit’s are nice.

8:09 am May, 13 DarkSock said...

Ronald McDonald
Removes face paint and clown shoes,
Trolls for McMuffin’

8:11 am May, 13 DarkSock said...

That Phyllis Diller
Sure can pull the hotts. Oh, wait…
That’s Phallus Diddler.

8:14 am May, 13 Cool Hand Douche said...

The gay heat miser
chills with hotts but burps sperm
mother nature pissed

8:33 am May, 13 Crazed Aborigine said...

silicone trio
forget plastic prone to melt
play with heat miser

8:34 am May, 13 Crazed Aborigine said...

damn you cool hand douche

8:41 am May, 13 Deltus said...

He’s Mr. Heat Miser, he’s Mr. Sun…

9:07 am May, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

Two blondes, one brunette
And their “nice” red-headed friend.
Weep for your wingman.

9:12 am May, 13 Wedgie said...

Sock and Von Goolo
Pay a price for tardiness
Get up earlier!

9:15 am May, 13 Phil said...

what the fuck is wrong with .. umm. that… holy tits on the right batman!

9:46 am May, 13 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Fiery Crown Of Douche,
earring, mascara, faux tan,
Curse the Scrotal Wank!

Damsels in Distress,
Foully Ensared by Red Poo,
How to Save those Boobs?

Mock The Crimson Fiend!
BEGONE, TWERP! Them Dames Iz MINE!
Trio, Suckle, Sluuuuuuuurp!

9:53 am May, 13 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Mister Heat Blister
Please leave the hotts all alone
May Rudolph school you

9:53 am May, 13 mills said...

Red hair dude looks like a lesbian
Other hot chicks are pretentious
pic is ostentatious.

10:02 am May, 13 creature said...

let’s play red rover
blonde on the end has crash pads
i would leap into

10:12 am May, 13 jonezy said...

this was rather humorous haiku humor

12:05 pm May, 13 Anonymous said...

This Friday is jinxed
By the blood-burst flaming shame
That is Carrot Top

12:11 pm May, 13 Anonymous said...

They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch,
Starts to melt in my clutch,

I’m too much!

12:27 pm May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

All the bleeths beware!
Heat Miser in the Hizz-ous
The future is bleak
.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ioGdxtJ5xoQ/Sv3sYDSAcxI/AAAAAAAAATo/XM8Z9J1YESY/s1600-h/0)heatmiser

1:22 pm May, 13 Phil said...

He’s a closet Thundercats super-fan.

2:10 pm May, 13 Wheezer said...

FUCK! Why didn’t I
take today off work? Red “boy”
is boobie-less chick!

2:40 pm May, 13 Ohio FJ said...

Holy Shit
That’s
Red

5:01 pm May, 13 Dooshspotter said...

Queers with flaming hair
always a safety net for
fake blondes with big tits.

7:49 pm May, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

We could use a lit-
tle infusion of Henry
VIII, Eric the Red.

7:52 pm May, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Red hair, pearly whites,
blue shirt: How patriotic
is this P-flag dude?

7:57 pm May, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d swear he was a
she, but the temple hairline
says male. The dye? Wail!

7:58 pm May, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Even looker blondes
and brunettes get lost in the
presence of red-head.

8:01 pm May, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Our confusion can
only mean one thing: Fun at
A Place Called Rhonda’s.

10:16 pm May, 13 Wedgie said...

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8:06 am May, 22 Dalton said...

At last, someone comes up with the “right” aesnwr!

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