Tuesday, May 31, 2011

HCwDB After Dark

There will be no free Pear for you from your humble narrator on this HCwDB After Dark.

For while the ‘Sock has rule of the kingdom when he is in charge, the DB1 feels Pear must be earned, and only rewarded after a week of solid Mock.

Instead, I offer you the rare “Douche Boobie Sip Maneuver.”

First referenced by early 20th Century phenomenologist Edmund Husserl in his Berlin lecture, “Phänomenologie und Boob Sip Doucheropologie,” Douche Sip has long haunted the collective zeitgeist.

So pull up a chair and mock.

For the Monthly is on. And your humble narrator is tipsy on Strawberry Boone’s.

# posted by douchebag1
8:19 pm May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I am on drums, I go by the name of “Cheeks O’ Piles”. These people are as ridiculous as my Irish Catholic sunburn. But that’s the eay I roll. Son. Tomorrow I will be known as Rev. Zinc Oxide. When slathered with SPF 500 I may get back on the longboard that threw me and continue to act like an old retard. Son.

8:24 pm May, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

I always felt like DarkSock was raiding DB1’s asap pear liquor cabinet and getting us all sloshes.
And speaking of liquor …

8:24 pm May, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

That’s ass pear. Not asap pear. Damn you autocorrect …

8:25 pm May, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

And sloshed not sloshes. F’n a.

8:38 pm May, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Give me ass pear, or give me death!
.
Son.

8:44 pm May, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Give me boobie pair, or give me death.

What?

8:46 pm May, 31 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Douche Boobie Sip Maneuver is far more original than ass pair, er, pear.
Besides, he might just be sipping a pear-infused martini from between that pair of boobies.

11:16 pm May, 31 Geoffrey said...

gotta love after dark…

6:27 am June, 1 Collaz B. Popped said...

T’was a few pears over the line,,,,,we were all like kids in a candy store.

7:14 am June, 1 DarkSock said...

I’m a tax and pear libertine; I admit it.

7:40 am June, 1 Bobbledouche said...

Luigi convinces Krystal to let him sip a bit of her Absolut Spermtini..straight up

8:16 am June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thought bubble above her head: “If he’s trying this hard with the drink between my boobs and I can’t feel anything, I can only imagine what his other oral skills are like.”

12:31 pm June, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Her margarita brings all the douches to the yard.

2:48 pm June, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

I want to slap them both.

7:49 am June, 3 jojo said...

haha nice, kind of looks like this chick http://ismybumyum.com/2011/06/a-bikini-bum-is-very-yum/

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