Monday, May 16, 2011

HCwDB After Dark: On The Fence Pear

Site regular Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche left something in the suggestion box earlier today: Why not have Pear every day?

Awesome idea?  Yes.

Feasible?  I dunno…how many pictures of beautiful women’s buttocks can there possibly BE on teh interwebs?  Certainly not two weeks worth.

But I shall endeavor to persevere.

To that end, I give you:  On The Fence Pear. Because there are two sides to every issue. And both of hers are supple and spatula-ready.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:07 pm May, 16 DarkSock said...

And I don’t mean this as a threat, but unless Baron Von Goolo answers my call to write a couple of posts I shall post one of these every night.
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MY DEMANDS MUST BE MET.

Son.

7:16 pm May, 16 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

On the fence?
Two sides to every issue?
Endeavor to persevere?
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Cliches, how about:
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Beat around the bush
Good fences make good neighbors.
At the crack of dawn.
No strings attached.
An ass in the hole is worth two in the bush.

7:22 pm May, 16 creature said...

round up
cut her off at the ass
get to the bottom of it
up a crack without a paddle
booty for your thoughts

7:23 pm May, 16 creature said...

all I really wanna do is…SPANKING MACHINE!

8:35 pm May, 16 Crucial Head said...

Thank Lämp there are two sides to every tissue…

8:40 pm May, 16 Ted Brogan said...

This brings a tear to my eye

8:41 pm May, 16 Crucial Head said...

Just got your email Sock. I check that email once every other month or so… on leap years. Holla back.

8:44 pm May, 16 Wedgie said...

“Endeavor to persevere.” Hopefully, Sock won’t declare war on the United States next.
Chief Dan George, RIP

8:46 pm May, 16 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

May I make a suggestion?
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“Side Boob Tuesday”. It would be classy.

8:48 pm May, 16 DarkSock said...

There are two plys to every tissue.
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Oh to have a Charmin personality…
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sorry…

8:54 pm May, 16 DarkSock said...

Excellent suggestion, D. Lewis…y’all point me to the sideboobery and I shall double down.
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In my pants.
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^That was a reference to masturbation.
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In my pants.

8:57 pm May, 16 Ted Brogan said...

Douchey Lewis for the win.

8:59 pm May, 16 creature said...

holy triangle thursday?

9:02 pm May, 16 creature said...

& maybe we could have denuded shubbery on sat.

9:03 pm May, 16 creature said...

shrubbery…doh!

9:04 pm May, 16 Ted Brogan said...

You know, sometimes I think of life before HCwDB, and I start to get a bit choked up. How did I ever manage?

9:08 pm May, 16 creature said...

brushing is all well & good, butt flossing is preferred

9:11 pm May, 16 ehcuodouche said...

We could have a weekly with sideboob, underboob, cleavite and pear and have them duke it out. With voting.

9:12 pm May, 16 Crucial Head said...

Back before HCwDB… when Dinoscrotes roamed the earth with their fellow Cro-Bagnon’s. ‘Twas perilous times indeed Ted Brogan.

9:17 pm May, 16 Massadouchetts said...

Seth: What’s that like? What’s it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.
Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don’t know what a pear tastes like?
Seth: I don’t know what a pear tastes like to you.
Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How’s that?
Seth: It’s perfect.

9:27 pm May, 16 Crucial Head said...

I meant to say Pear-less times indeed, Ted Brogan.
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Forgive me, I’m a bit rusty after having been away so long…

9:52 pm May, 16 Fatness said...

I vote for full frontal Friday.

9:54 pm May, 16 Geoffrey said...

YES

I love after dark

db1

bring it back

11:31 pm May, 16 antwar said...

Now that’s PLANKING

1:43 am May, 17 Euripidouche. said...

i’d dub her wattle, picket her with white paint, rail her split…

2:47 am May, 17 Kamagra said...

It tastes like a pear. Not sure what the taste like pear?Seth: I do not know what the pear tastes like to you.

4:32 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shawiiiiing! Nature bush Wednesday? Full on porn Friday? No, that would cheapen this site.

6:07 am May, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

OH. DEER. LORD. BUNK!

6:55 am May, 17 Collaz B. Popped said...

U can never have enough quality pear.

7:20 am May, 17 Boner said...

BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:55 am May, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

How in the hell did I miss this?? anyway Pear is always appreciated and I’m hoping we do get some SBT, Side Boob Tuesday

8:23 am May, 17 Banana Hammock said...

Tribute to the Pear..
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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
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My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

9:24 am May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m guessing that Vin has enough pear pics to last us for the next 10,000 years or so. Vin, if you’re out there, start submitting in bulk. And by bulk, I don’t mean wimmin with huge asses.

9:50 am May, 17 creature said...

come on Doc, it aint a good backboard unless it ripples at least 3 times with each stroke

11:35 am May, 17 Phil said...

Fagina Friday?///????

anyone?

3:28 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She should be called “Plank Pear.”
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http://www.dailymercury.com.au/story/2011/05/18/planking-fans-speak-out-to-defend-craze-facebook/

11:42 pm May, 17 Pear To Be Different said...

http://www.supertangas.com has a steady supply of pearlicious pictures…

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