Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:11 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good pic Quasimodo. The sheen of her peen make my Mr.Kleen bayleen.

7:15 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Goodbye all. I seem to be attracted with a force that I can’t defend. It has four sharp points and a shadow of mysterious wonders in the middle. If it would call me Daddy and step on my balls I think it’s Heaven. Son. Shiny force. Can’t ….resist.

7:22 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

While I await the weekly winner, a sweet song from the Resevoir Dogs. Give me a moment please to arrange my paraphernalia.
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And my mother called and said some guy won on American Idol. She thinks she’s pretty hip at 70.

7:26 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking drunken l’s.
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http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2MpH9jjo4w

7:29 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

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I gotta go back to work as soon as Dark Sock’s reign of nonsense ends. Until then I’, going to smoke a doob and kill Sean Hannity.

7:31 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a fuccen z! Jebus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzMpH9jjo4w.

7:42 pm May, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

DB1 might have a mutiny on his hands once he comes back from the Great Alpaca Journey and we’re not getting our daily serving of pear.

7:44 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya! Pear and results in one shot. Son. Burrrrp.

7:53 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

If she’d spread her legs a little we could see her Martin St Louis

7:53 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Rev,
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WTF’s up with your shitty ‘Nuck links?

8:32 pm May, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice!!!!!!!!!

8:43 pm May, 25 creature said...

boners happen!

9:23 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

As Dominque Strauss-Kahn said, while being shoved into an NYC police cruiser: “Butt, butt, butt….!”.

9:37 pm May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Seriously. Top. Shelf. Pear.
DB1 will be pissed when he returns and sees we looted it all.
Wonder if she’s lubed all the way in. Gonna think about that for a bit.

9:45 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m gonna donate this one to you guys to use since AssPear does nothing for me, you can thank me later.
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Now that’s an ass I can actually see myself in.

12:51 am May, 26 Steve L. said...

this ass had been grilled to just the right tenderness.
or something.

2:06 am May, 26 Never thought i'd say this.. said...

yeah, great. another ass. never seen one of those on the internet. jesus DS, you’re making this into just another smut site… what are you, 16? cut the pear back to one a week and remember that the douchebag element is what makes this site fun.

4:12 am May, 26 Hermit said...

@ Never thought,
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You are Gay.
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And, yes I’m 14.

5:00 am May, 26 Eliza Douchecoo said...

best thing I’ve seen on here in months, now I gotta go back to working for the man.

5:01 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

Hot buttered pear,,,,with stilettos.
Pear is in season, and this is a very nice selection.

5:53 am May, 26 Boner said...

I love all this ass pear. Now pass that oil for my boner! Is it wrong to not want to insert but rub my cocck all over this oiled up pear???
Never thought, maybe Sock can start running banana hammock after dark for you. My boner still thinks he’s 16 sometimes so yes in some ways we are all 16 again.

6:36 am May, 26 Wedgie said...

I agree with Never Thought etc.
It’s only ok to show pear if there is a douchebag in the photo.
Now stop having so much fun.

6:47 am May, 26 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

I do believe she’s a shoe model.

Poor girl aint got no clothes, where do you live sweetcheeks, I’ll send ya some.

ASvB

Hap B-Day DB1!

8:43 am May, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Man, I’m gonna have to change my shorts…

11:59 am May, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Faptastic.

9:32 pm May, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Jeebus chris, does she ever give new meaning to the term “Slippery Slope.”
Jeebus.