Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Hump Day Haiku

Veteran threads commenter and human Random Access Memory Device, Wheezer, offers a haiku to kick-start this slow morning with a rare Wednesday edition of “Friday Haiku”:

On break from help desk,
Sunil, Hari of Mumbai
both need Burma Shave.

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:54 am May, 25 Banana Hammock said...

A Donation to the Hump Day Haiku
A little brown man smells of poo
not enough hotts, for me and you
.
.sorry.. in limerick form but I got a laugh

8:54 am May, 25 Tanath said...

I don’t know, it looks to me like that is the entire female population at Tech…these guys are nerdy, but I don’t know if I would call them douchebags, there are way to many smiles in this pic, and while there may be inappropriate hand sings, I don’t think it’s enough to reach even level 1. So Techies, I give you a collective pass. And as far as the ladies go, the guys from State will be by to steal them from you soon enough…so chill, have a beer, and talk about how totally psyched you are that Kevin Eastman is writing the new TMNT comic for IDW…COWABUNGA!!!

9:11 am May, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

Party boys and girls
Doing the Mumbai Mambo
Smells like teen curry

9:11 am May, 25 Wedgie said...

Those three not-hotties
Need to call reinforcements
They’re way outnumbered

9:12 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

Harold and Kumar
Know the secret of friendship:
Buy and tap a keg

9:14 am May, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

Those MIT boys
sure know how to pull some tail
GPA plummets

9:14 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

Assault chick’s West Bank
Toeing the ’69 line;
Indefensible

9:18 am May, 25 Brononymous said...

No posting of a minority DB would be complete without the racial jokes. It’s okay. I’m sure you have at least one brown friend, so that makes everything totally OK.

9:19 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

The math club party
Is off the chizzain; Emil’s
Square root goes unsolved

9:22 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Brononymous:
.
So you just admitted that you think of brown people as a separate race?
.
Wow. Just wow.
.
Berkeley called. They all hate you, and they want the hemp sandals they gave you on Earth Day back.
.
Now go do some good and yell “Racist!” in a crowded tea party forum. Shoo, Troll! Shoo!

9:22 am May, 25 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Western girls go east
Getting away from douchebags
Can’t escape hand signs

9:23 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Office Space 3D:
Indian Food Hurts White Ass
Outsourcing hurts. Anally.

9:24 am May, 25 DarkSock said...

^dammit, Bronon! You made me break form!

O Brononymous,
Way to be more sensitive
Than a slit foreskin!

9:26 am May, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

Mombai or Bombay
No matter the city’s name
A douche is a douche

9:26 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

May I help you please.
Anybody there speak english?
May I help you please.

9:28 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

My skin’s as brown as
Brononymous’ toasted brain
Meth sure is fun tho.

9:28 am May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Brononymous, I need to get me some African American friends so I can start publicly making fun of them. I’ve garned my share of the other minorities, I include wigga in this, but I think its time I go black.
.
And I give these nerds passes. Even though they wear glasses.

9:28 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rook! A sea monster!
Johnny! Hurry! Sea Monster!
Shut your hole Haji.

9:28 am May, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

We must be racists, we NEVER make fun of white guys or Italian, Guido muthafuccers! Just the poor,defenseless brown folks!

9:29 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Next on Johnny Quest.
Look Johnny! Sea Monster! Shut
The fuck up Haji!

9:30 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Revelers last pic
Before Indonesian club
Blown to bits by bomb.

9:30 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Brown is the new Black
Mock a Douchebag of color
And you are racist

9:32 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Aieeeeh! Giant Squid!
Fuck Haji I’m giving Race
A handjob you cunt.

9:33 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Young Republicans
Meeting gets out of hand when
They break out O’Douls.

9:35 am May, 25 Brononymous said...

Depending on race
Jokes for the mock is
Definite autodouche

9:36 am May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hang Loose With Hadji
While Jonny and Race Bang Hotts
Bandit-style

9:37 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

X-Mas party for
Sweat shop workers a success
When bosses showed up.

9:40 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

My race is the best
We rule world, Brononymous
Race called: Winston Cup.

9:43 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

On the count of three
Everyone who is straight, smile
And show us your teeth.

9:48 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Sherpas pose happy
As Jay Louis and harem
Near their Nirvana.

9:48 am May, 25 Mr. Belvadouche said...

Hard drive is failing
Stache hair must be the culprit
Need new grooming tips

9:51 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Douchebags have their own language, hand signs, traditional clothing… their own state (NJ). I guess it makes sense that they have evolved into a their own race. I’m with politically correct anthro-apologist brononamous. We can no longer make fun of douchebags. Bye everyone!!

9:53 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

On the movie set
Cast of Cum Cock Inyourrear
Was truly grateful.

9:55 am May, 25 Wedgie said...

Every morning
I give birth to a brown friend
Then, flush! He leaves me.

9:58 am May, 25 Wedgie said...

When mocking site is
Haven for apologists
Gone from bad to worse

9:58 am May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Latin Club, Douche High
You don’t have to be Catholic
Dominus Choadus

10:04 am May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I ruv white poon tang;
I am not the taliban;
Hang roose, muthafuccs…

10:09 am May, 25 Hermit said...

When Bronon should see,
A late night Rev Chad K rant,
He’ll soil his panties.

10:14 am May, 25 Ol' Dirty Douche said...

The Double Hang Loose
Won’t score these hots, but might bed
Red ball smiley face

10:15 am May, 25 Hermit said...

Discrimination,
Should surely be avoided,
HATE EVERYBODY!

10:17 am May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Carnegie Mellon
robotics team celebrates
win over white kids.
.
.
.
Oh shit. Now I’m suggesting that all kids at CMU (just stop it. I know there is no longer a U at Carnegie Mellon.) that study robotics are “brown”. AND white kids are stupid. Fucck, I missed an Asian joke in there too. Damn, I’m on a slippery slope.

10:20 am May, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

This gathering of
Outsourced IT help makes the
UN look smarter.

10:23 am May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Coveted Notta
For socially awkward
Office party blast
.
Kim in the middle
Dreams of S&M DP
If Raj only knew

10:33 am May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

VISA tech support
throws big celebration for
dropping millionth call.

10:38 am May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All of my friends are
imaginary so I
can mock all colors.

10:42 am May, 25 Hermit said...

It’s Robby Punjabi
Famous Baliwood stuntman,
His gonads still hurt.

10:43 am May, 25 Bag Margera said...

Giddy girls gladly
glare, giving geology
grads gross groin groping.

12:03 pm May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

We will make fun of
Anybody we want to
Go fuc yourself, son

12:10 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

So, Douchebaggery
too expensive for U.S.
had to outsource it

12:12 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ve been watching silly arguments over racism on my Facebook all morning, I don’t need to come here and see more of it.
.
Oh, Brononymous
equal opportunity
includes hatin’, too.

12:14 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

Rajeev loves ladies
says to them with smile and wink,
“Tank yoo, cum again!”

12:15 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

The combined IQ in this photo is well over 3,000. Props. But they’re still acting douchey.

2:18 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

I’ll admit it; I used all the self-editing discipline of Stephen King in posting this picture; it doesn’t exactly hue closely to the site’s mission statement.
.
So check the next post out as penance.

3:01 pm May, 25 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Neither bleethitude
nor douchebaggery in here
Let them go in peace.

12:57 am May, 26 Steve L. said...

there are no true nerds
in IT industry now.
long time in coming.

4:40 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

Brononymous wines,
Brononymous cries foul and,
Wears knotted panties.

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