Monday, May 16, 2011

King D Voted; How About YOU?

Hall of Scrote legend and over-achiever King Douchious just voted in the weeklies; what’s YOUR excuse?

I was almost ready to stop hatin’ on the D…then I saw it. That. Big. Ass. Watch.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:57 am May, 16 tall guy said...

Re. second from the right: is that a guy?

11:14 am May, 16 creature said...

by big ass watch, I assume you mean straw hatted bimbo with gigantic fake cans that cast shadow upon lesser men

12:02 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

He played one of the brothers on “Malcom In The MIddle”, didn’t he?

12:10 pm May, 16 jonezy said...

that fucking smile he always has is so disarming. It’s a smile that says “haha stupid bitches- you fell for my douchebag antics again!” – and thus the cycle of douchebaggery continues.

12:21 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Darksock
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I see what you’re doing here. Side pears at the start of the week. Full, delicious, spankable, neekid ones by the end of the week. I like your style. I’m keepin’ my eye on you. I see promotion in your future.

12:22 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Neekid? nekkid? Does it really matter?

12:26 pm May, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

I dunno, I can’t get my eyes past the lower right hand corner of the photo. What else is going on up there?

12:29 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Judging by the two on the right they’ve shipped a few chicks from Philly in to Vegas.
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You know , the ones that look exactly like their father right down to the big schnoz, mustache and plumber ass, so they go out and get the biggest set of “Look at me, I’m an ample woman” fake boobs to distract you from all the ugly going on?

12:50 pm May, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Click on photo and you go to the alternate universe. You know, the one where WhiteShoe is master. But I digress. I think second blondie in black and white bikini might be surfing the crimson wave. Yuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk! Take care of that shit BEFORE you hit the pool.

1:15 pm May, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Our lovely Gorgon nailed it right on the head.

2:10 pm May, 16 mr.reeve said...

Sock, you are doing the Lords work. Where is the French IMF douche post? We need it ASAP. He is douchier than King D. SON

8:47 pm May, 16 Wedgie said...

Like a flame attracts moths, so the King attracts silicone.

9:35 pm May, 16 boosh dag said...

I must concur with Medusa. When you said “big ass watch” I thought you meant look at blonde Brittany on the right’s big, beautiful ass. Marrone. I’d stop a Frisco cable car with my nose for the chance to scrape an Aspen bar stool with a week-old blowfish to collect her booty sweat.

2:50 am May, 17 Kamagra said...

I can not get my eyes from the bottom right corner of the photo. What’s going on up there

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