Friday, May 20, 2011
Larry The Lavender Love Lizard Takes on the Doublemint Chins
Larry the Lavender Love Lizard coaxes Jane and Jenny Chin-Chin to listen to his jawboning in the hopes that he may, after lubricating them with Goose, become the greasy peanut butter between their crackers.
Better walk on by, LLLL.
Because you do NOT want a visit from their Daddy…
“Doublemint Chins” deserves some sort of award. It’s really good.
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And I say that after reading the top Friday Haiku, which were outstanding.
some sharp angles in this picture.
When these gals ride in the rear-facing seat of any moving vehicle they are required by law to staple a reg flag to their chins.
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It’s Newton’s Fifth Law of Physics.
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Son.
Gladys and Gertie pursed their lips to stifle their giggles as Elmer tried valiantly to deny blowing the Purple People Eater earlier in the afternoon.
Fuck this shit.
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I can’t top Jenny Chin Chin.
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Newton told me it was impossible.
Actually, the Double Chin Twins look like the evil spawn of these two:
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So I guess Man Candy Friday was a bust. That’s some ugly douche right there.
Wow. I think that’s pretty low class that the porn industry would make a movie based on the life and short times of Roy “Rocky” Dennis. Mask is one of my favorite moives. But I’ll bet in this case, the money shots to the face are pretty wild. Say, that reminds me, who’s taken more balls to the chin? Yogi Berra or these two chicks?
I’ll see your Marv and raise you a Robert Z’Dar.
Seriously, what the f is the matter with those girls’ chins? WTF?
Admirable ball shelves on these lovely young cro-hags, however best left to beach fare and avail themselves to natural and very normal gang rape by pelicans.
Footnote, I thought “Larry The Lavender” was good without the love lizard part. Kinda got a ring.
Those are Gynochin’s sisters Bflak. The ginormous chin gene is strong in that family.
Check out today’s Smokeshow at Barstool Sports.com
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Leanne., Wow, just wow
I’d throw in some lame Jay Leno’s love children joke, but at this point it would be pointless.
^ Wow, just wow is right Vin.
And may I add DAY-UUUMMMMM!!!!11!!
These are back with a firey vengance:
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Good day to be a pair of jeans shorts. Nice distraction Vin. T-t-t-t-t-tittt-tays..
The Foos are getting some rythm and licks from the catologue of their favorite band, The Sultans of Sci-Fi, The Holy Threesome. The Profits of Toronto. The Lakeside Park lunatics, The Seeker of Zanadu. The Cygnus Surfers the greatest band in the world, RUSH.
Taylor Hawkins is a real Neil Peart nerd from what they tell me. And Leane has a very fine set of …teeth.
Them long Chin having cougars just want to have some fun with the young douchebags. The hit and go is my guess….or maybe they aren’t old they just look that way?
The Foos first album is still my favorite but this new one is very solid. Plus most of them live here in my valley so that’s cool as well. The beginning of Rope still reminds me of Detacchable Penis. Another great song.
Leanne is truly wow just wow material. Remember you can’t spell Leanne without boner….wait…
^Wow. Nice ramble job. You must be hungover.
Look like Gepetto used Max Headroom and Jay Leno as a template for their jawline, and a treasure troll for the “real boy”
Those chinny-chin-chin chicks are sisters.
And Larry Lavender would make a great yard ornament with the purples and violets proliferating in the garden this year.
He’s a mouth breather.