Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Late Late Night Ass Pear: Ass Pear LaPlante Redux

All I can say to this is…DAMN, GIRL.

I would encase my head in amber, with only three straws protruding to deliver air and sustenance, and for 3 fortnight take seizure-inducing medications and become Oprah’s Human Vibrator, as Dr. Phil looked on sternly and drawling disapproval, just for the privilege of snorting her cat’s used litter.

Because…DAMN, GIRL.

# posted by Bagnonymous
9:05 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

Bodacious Buttered Buttocks.
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And why the hell is this choice piece of grade-a woman filed under “pudwack”? Are you describing what you’re doing right now?

9:06 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now that is fucking funny. Excuse me while I try to chill my buzz from to much hyperventalating.

9:28 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

An unforgivable mistake, Wedgie; now corrected.
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Albeit in my defense, I was backhanding my pud like it was a smart-mouthed red-headed stepchild.

9:32 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep you need a porn cockk to reach her pussy during dog fashion….. so,.. it’s missionary for me

9:34 pm May, 17 soy bomb said...

I hope DB1 has found his vision. Because I’ve found mine. Can I get that ass lazer tattooed on my retinas?

9:35 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep they found the Dead Sea Scrolls sequel, “Pliny Wasn’t The Elder, Joke’s On You” in there

9:41 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep they use them to cover The Green Monstah during rain delays

9:45 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve been staring at her butt for half an hour and I can’t break away. My carefree year in province almost over, I realize that I must go seriously out to work in the fall if those little men hanging around the front door yelling “Fattie, Fattie.” will let me.

9:46 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep you need SCUBA to give her oral.

9:47 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep she wipes with a parachute.

9:49 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep she shits Dick Butkis

9:52 pm May, 17 DoucheWeasel said...

NOW you talkin’!

10:11 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep even Jack Handy has trouble collecting his thoughts.

10:12 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to fist herself to wipe.

10:14 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep you have to strap an Etheopian drought victim to your hips to perform anal.

10:15 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep even the Marianas Trench says “Damn girl, that is f*cking deep!”

10:17 pm May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep her farts echo.

11:24 pm May, 17 creature said...

I believe I just found my derby hat

4:29 am May, 18 Collaz B. Popped said...

Her cheeks are so deep – youre gonna need a bigger boat.

4:49 am May, 18 Duane Goodman said...

My sincere apologies. Quite fetching.

5:16 am May, 18 Ted Brogan said...

I’m going to have to take the day off so that I can stare at this picture. I wonder if she has a face…

6:53 am May, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Damn I’m missing out on all the late night frivolity. Those make me want to weep.

6:57 am May, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Meanwhile, I’ll be spanking her ass and calling her Charlie.

7:13 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep they made Plato and Aristotle cock-punch each other.

7:35 am May, 18 MoeDouche said...

Now this site is finally back in the right direction. The Boss won’t recognize his playground when he gets back next week.
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I miss Ass Pear La Plante. THANK YOU!

7:50 am May, 18 Boner said...

Boner….boner…boner…boner…I have a huge 5″ boner……wait….what?????

8:08 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so deep hipsterbags rack their bikes in it.

8:10 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to wipe herself with dachshunds.
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To which I’d like to add, “arf, arf.”.

8:46 am May, 18 jonezy said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep, it disproves Einstein’s theory to Boner relativity to Ass Mass

8:48 am May, 18 jonezy said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep, Pakistanis append her ass to the end of their names

9:16 am May, 18 mr.reeve said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PEAR!!!!!!!!!!

9:23 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her ass is so deep that Freud changed his starting stage from oral to anal.

9:24 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her ass is so deep that it is the world’s best kept secret neutrino detector.
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Wow that was geeky. Sorry.

9:25 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her ass is so deep she uses Victoria Falls for bidet.

9:27 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

NOW … now…nowwwww…
BATTING… batting… baaatttiinnngg..
FOR… for… foooorrrr…
MANNY… Manny… Maaaaannnnnnyyyyy….
MOTA… Mota… moooooooottttaaaa…

9:29 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her ass is so deep that if you fell into it you would only be exposed to one photon at a time. A be surrounded by a jasmine-smelling garden that envelops you in kitten fur. Physiological FACT.

9:30 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep she has to wipe with String Theory.

9:33 am May, 18 DarkSock said...

Her ass cheeks are so deep you have to saw off your weenus and fire it into her sodden grotto with a potato cannon just to have butt secs with her.
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Which is worth it, Crucial tells me.

10:29 am May, 18 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, how many butt secs are in a parsec?

12:31 pm May, 18 Banana Hammock said...

I have only this to say…
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YUM

3:14 pm May, 18 DarkSock said...

Nancy D:
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A parsec is a measure of time. A buttsecs is $75.

4:02 pm May, 18 Doucheo Grande said...

Her ass is so deep it actually made me post for the first time ever at this site.

9:36 pm May, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

We have the Black Hole of tiny white triangle here: Reverse side, black triangle.

9:37 pm May, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Smoove B sends his regards from The Onion.
Damn, Girl…

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