Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Melvin’s Striped Shirt has Pink Lining

I just thought the world should know.

Oh Nicole.

How I would lightly, and with great pensivity, pokey prod the lower part of your hiney region with my childhood Battlestar Gallactica brain alien until you whimpered softly about the sixth grade teacher who used to spank you with a ruler, and your deep-rooted shame that you kind of liked it.

# posted by douchebag1
12:17 pm May, 11 creature said...

Melvin gets his prostrate checked at the service station…when asked by Grover ‘the pump jockey’ if he wants an oil & lube job? Melvin replys, “yes, indeed I do!”

12:17 pm May, 11 Scooby Douche said...

Nota. Just a little fashion challenged.

Nicole looks sweet. Nota bleeth.

12:21 pm May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Notta douche. Notta great shirt.

12:32 pm May, 11 Douchio Iglesias said...

Really ugly shirt. Really wholesome hott.

12:49 pm May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have no shame about what Sister Sweet Mary Trueblood Wanderlust did to me in Catholic school. Did ya see the way I capitalize Catholic. Go Irish! Son. I’m a stoned again and I love boobies!

12:57 pm May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

She’s a poor man’s Marisa Miller which is to say an improvment upon because she loks approachable and not married to a gigantic DoucheFake …
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Melvin does look a little light in the loafers and not just because of that shirt but because his aura reeks of the gay…. not that there’s anything wrong with that,… yeesh… back off militants

1:01 pm May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Marisa Miller’s flawless perfect breasts in a video of an early career photo shoot out in the open and looking awesome pre-Bleeth HERE . NSFW…. perfect 10 indeed

1:08 pm May, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The pic is from D magazine dot com. I wonder what the D stands for ?

1:48 pm May, 11 smackdouche said...

She’s way more Blake Lively than Marisa Miller. The fat gay guy on Modern Family wears those shirts on every episode. While it is the opposite end of the shirt spectrum from Affliction, the are still hideous. That’s no Brain Alien, that’s the Imperious Leader. It’s hard to focus my thoughts after eating a pound of jelly beans.

1:54 pm May, 11 Tanath said...

i’m gonna give this guy a pass. bad shirts do not a douche make.

2:11 pm May, 11 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Notta douche now maybe but I see he is on the verge of transformation. Note the haira few more weks it will be filled with hair gel and frosted. The look on his face. It would only take a couple of beers out of a red plastic cup to get some funny lip pose going. And note the fingers on his right hand. They are perfectly posed for some douche bag jesture.

2:37 pm May, 11 Wedgie said...

Notta. I like his shirt. Kinda reminds me of the circus that my parents took me to when I was a kid. And left me there.

3:03 pm May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

?Wow! I just noticed the shirt. Where has the humanity gone Son?

3:08 pm May, 11 tall guy said...

There are times however brief when each of us reveal compassion. This is mine. I do not like his shirt nor do I dislike it with anything approaching repulsion. Melvin appears to deeply acknowledge his immense good fortune for not merely standing beside the lovely Nicole, but by having her actually lean back onto him. Witness the right hand. He’s so nervous he cannot decide whether to touch her or not.

3:36 pm May, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Melvin’s shirt is clearly not inexpensive, what with a pink lining. Nor is his carefully coiffed hair a casual matter, even if it does remind me of seat oats on a sand dune. But where are the tatts? Where is the bling? Where is the kissy-face, or the oversized watch and shades? There is but the lovely Nicole, whose beauty outsizes and trumps any possible hint of douchery on Melvin’s part.
And by “trumps” I do NOT mean the Donald’s hair.

4:45 pm May, 11 creature said...

if he pops the collar, it’s all over

5:02 pm May, 11 Fatness said...

He’sa notta.
She’sa hotta.

6:20 pm May, 11 soy bomb said...

I agree with tall guy. That hover hand is a shame amongst shames. Hold her tight Melvin! You deserve it! I’ll be lurking in the darkness until you leave her to go to the men’s room. Then I shall creep past Nicole, brushing her knee ever so slightly with my hand, jizzing in my pants instantly, causing near pass-out.

7:06 pm May, 11 Stephanie said...

That was in my husband’s thrift bag,given away 10 years ago…it’s Hilfinger. And the shirt ends up in Kickapoo,Illinois.

7:58 pm May, 11 Steve L. said...

i don’t know what D Magazine is, but it apparently has a picture of Nicole! omg!
… or something.

8:01 pm May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

^I do not know why I find you balls out hilarious Stephanie, but I do. Hilfinger! Hahahahahahaha!

10:49 pm May, 11 creature said...

trust me, they talk about gardening, pottery, sewing & such…just sayin’

11:11 pm May, 11 Kamagra said...

She’s a poor man’s Marisa Miller which is to say an improvment upon because she loks approachable and not married to a gigantic DoucheFake …

1:37 am May, 12 tall guy said...

I’d previously neither seen or heard of Marisa Miller before hitting that link VIn Douchal so graciously serviced the site with. Good Lord! She, and the two other total glamours photographed with her on that beach scene, are my idea of hott. Thanks Vin!

7:10 am May, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Notta douche. Notta straight guy.

8:51 am May, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Am I the only one to think of the Karate Kid villains?

8:57 am May, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

No, wait. One Crazy Summer guy!

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