Friday, May 20, 2011

Midnight Snack: Double Pear

This just in: site regular Mr. Reeve shares this image of yet another case of rude-ass females photo-bombing another perfectly good mural photograph…Dammit, girls; MOVE!

Mr. Reeve sends the following missive along with his care pear package:

“Oh Double Pear. You make all the douche exposure all of us ‘bag hunters have to endure on HCwDB that much sweeter.

Oh Double Pear. You have no idea how HARD it gets  trying to find pictures of douchebags with hotties for the Boss to use on HCwDB.

Oh Double Pear. You, are our reward. You, are our saving grace. YOU, ARE…..OUR…..ASS…..PEAR.   And for that, we worship thee.

In Jebus name….AMEN.”

Mr. Reeve, do you get the feeling that no one’s paying attention to the words we’re sticking next to these pear photos?

Mr. Reeve?


Hello?

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:04 pm May, 20 Ted Brogan said...

Yes, that is some nice pear. And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it’s a little too porn star for HCwDB, IMO.

10:05 pm May, 20 Fatness said...

I think I’ve been raptured.

10:12 pm May, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d say they look more like banana splits than double pears.

11:09 pm May, 20 Mr. Belvadouche said...

fightin my ambien and i’m winning.

11:43 pm May, 20 Wheezer said...

If we’re winning the war on douchebaggery, I sincerely hope this is what it looks like. And I don’t even need 72 of ’em – just these two would be fine.
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Carpal tunnel and tennis elbow never felt so good.

1:25 am May, 21 YA said...

lol, by the time DB1 returns this blog is gonna be called “hotchickswithasspear.com”

3:17 am May, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

DS – you’re doing a great job man…keep it up!

4:49 am May, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Well, only about 10 or so hours until the Rapture. Glad I blew $437,210 on lap daces last night. Lets see any of the evil bastards at Am Ex collect from the darkest depths of hell!

7:35 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Rare stereo girl poot opportunity, some would say.
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Very few, actually.

7:37 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Kandi and Cindi carefully conducted their annual visual inspection for back cysts, per the guidelines of The Pink PussyCat’s Blue Cross Blue Shield™ Employee Wellness Policy.

7:39 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

“Yeah, honey, it looks like DarkSock did Superman your ho’ ass last night…

7:48 am May, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Double poop shoot pear! We are blessed.

7:54 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

@ Ted Brogan:
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We here at the Interim HCwDB Regime take seriously any appearance of impropriety. Our review board has taken this picture under consideration and found no visual evidence of exposed labia, areola or sphincter tissue.
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Nonetheless, we decided to run this image, and stand by our decision.
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Thank you for your concern.
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Regards,
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DarkSock, Esq.

8:07 am May, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Very yummy, seeing that I don’t sleep that well I can’t believe I missed this.

8:58 am May, 21 Boner said...

BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLAT!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU ASS PEAR

11:56 am May, 21 creature said...

mr reeve found my fur lined mittens

12:46 pm May, 21 doucheywallnuts said...

So does a picture like this demean women or empower them? Not to get too deep….

1:58 pm May, 21 Wedgie said...

Gang members are people, too.

2:34 pm May, 21 creature said...

it all begs to question, DarkSock do you Aquaman a horse?

2:19 am May, 22 Steve L. said...

that little tribal tatt is highly unsightly. allow me to cover it up with white out.









i assure you it really IS just nothing more than fucking white out.

8:55 am May, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Send out your pear!

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