Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Peter Pumpin’Head and Mary Mammageddon

Exaggerated ex·ag·ger·at·ed (v) 1. Enlarged or altered beyond normal or due proportions.

Ludicrous lu·di·crous  (adj) 1.  Amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity or exaggeration.

Grotesque gro·tesque (n) 1.  A very ugly or comically distorted figure, creature, or image.



Wow. Just Wow.

So…I remember the time as Wee Sock in 1978 in the outskirts of Town when Momma took me to the “California Concept” barber shop.  It was a classic late-70’s “butt-cut” hair-do factory (think Bruce Jenner, or Jackson Browne) and I was there to get a “big boy” haircut.

As I sat in the chair I faced the mirror in front of me, which reflected the wall mirror on the cutting station opposite me, I realized that I could see myself stretching on into an infinite reflection between the two grease-sheened surfaces.

I ponder if that’s what’s going on here.  Peter Pumpin’Head and Mary Mammageddon: two textbook narcissists, staring into one another, not seeing the other but rather themselves refracted off of the slick glossy sheen of their own ego; their strutting ids run amok, flexing in the funhouse mirrors of each other’s thin magazine-glossy souls.

Peter Pumpin’Head does not see Mary”; nay.   Rather he envisions himself strutting into the night club with this uber-candy on his swole-assed arm; all heads turn to look…at Him.   Egoasm!

Same for her; bounce into the club with heels high and blouse straining, all heads turning, aaand cue the silicone dome theme song:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like –
“It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours…”

Ah, but yes.

If you will excuse me now, I must go stick my head into an oven.

A toaster oven.

Do what it is that you do, my comrades.  Existentially dissect these specimens for answers.  And by “answers” I mean “giggles”.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:54 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We’ve seen him before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

12:55 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Adrienne. Ya wanna you could turn off the radiation for a while. Just sayin. Uhhhhhhhhhhgh.

12:57 pm May, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We may have to go with a notta pass for celebrity status here. That’s three-time heavyweight masturbation champion Harry Palms. The guy took 2nd place in the Giant Jerk competitiion last year. He would have taken 1st, but he was only able to perform right handed as his left arm looks like a pool cue.

1:01 pm May, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Refugees from the republic of LOPP, Land of Oddly Proportioned People. Seriously. I could not photoshop what plastic surgery and steroids have done to these bodies.

1:02 pm May, 25 Fatness said...

I see the circus is in town.
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I don’t see a hott or a douchebag, just two sideshow freaks.
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Next.

1:03 pm May, 25 acadeuchemy said...

Point of clarification: I think the milkshake song was actually about her butt, not enlarged tatas.

1:06 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

This should be under Categories: Freak, Boobies, and FreakBoobies. See what you can do about getting us a FreakBoobies category while you’re runnin this beast Sock.
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His bicep is as big as her boobcep. Should make an interesting flex off.

1:06 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Mary Mammageddon FTW

1:09 pm May, 25 Mr. Belvadouche said...

dear God make me a bird so i can fly far….far away

1:10 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her toes would touch the water if she tried to do a dead man’s float.

1:11 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Would, no. Wouldn’t, yes.

1:18 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

I have absolutely no problem with either one of these freaks. I hope they marry and live happily ever after.
DarkSock nailed it, they are perfect for each other. If they want to perceive the snickers and muffled derogatory comments they hear behind their backs as they enter a public gathering place as some kind of admiration, so be it.
If you use your imagination and do a probable age progression of them on their thirtieth wedding anniversary………………………………………………………………………. it ain’t pretty.

1:26 pm May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Did anyone notice the tits on this girl?

1:29 pm May, 25 Banana Hammock said...

…..mmmmm….. muscle milk

1:29 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

@ DarkSock,
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I know it’s tough to tally votes in an ambien and scotch-induced fog, but who the fuck won the HCwDB weekly?
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Or, have I been in an adderall®, weed, Old Milwaukee®, xanax® and NyQuil®-induced alternative reality since Monday?

1:29 pm May, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

And I bet her vuh-jay-jay has the scent of must and burnt toast.

1:32 pm May, 25 Banana Hammock said...

They look like frikkin Sci-Fi action figures
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I honestly can’t say I wouldn’t touch them tay-tay’az

1:35 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock harshed my buzz with Jackson Browne. I listened to “Running On Empty” and had a panic attack, took a pill and realized I learned to play drums when these songs were new man. Far Out. Beware young men the point when ye realize ye is way closer to dead than alive!

1:37 pm May, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Check out the rest of the set: http://visboo.com/th%D0%B5y-bel%D0%BEng-t%D0%BE-each-oth%D0%B5r.html

1:45 pm May, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Did Pete get his fingers clipped off at the knuckles? An’ what’s up with his little elbows stickin’ out there? I thought only
Popeye
had that?

1:46 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...


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Ya! YAH! Now veer talking! Zis is vas der schvimmers look like sqvuirting out of my schvantz hole !
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Yah! Babies for EVERYONE!

1:51 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like someone stuck an air pump up Tighty Armani’s starfish .
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She looks like someone stuck a Chihuahua’s head on a milk cow

1:52 pm May, 25 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

This is a match made in heaven.
And by “heaven” I mean a toilet bowl…or a Vegas day-club….take your pick.

2:01 pm May, 25 Troy Tempest said...

She’s got a big fat butt on her chest. How’d she do that?

2:01 pm May, 25 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

The idea that I could look at two tits, an arm and a guys head and the head would be the smallest of the 4 things I’m looking at is mind boggling. Seriously, it’s mind boggling.

2:15 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

They frighten me. And amuse me. But they frighten me.

2:26 pm May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Moments later, the grain eater shoved his bleeth aside, and he spread his table wide to receive his food. Then with both hands he hefted up his meal of bread bun, a small pod of manatee, lettuce, beef, tractor tire, cheese, a whole grain silo, tomato, onion, relish and bit into it with a mouth as wide and as dislocated as a dumpster. The load was so big his nostrils were clamped up tight and his eyes were squinted against the amino acids extruded by the onions.
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A red dribble of tomato and melted rubber seeped from his mouth as he chomped and chewed and masticated the load into a manageable paste.
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That initial bite done, he put the remnant burger down onto his plate and rummaged around for a blanket to clean up the mess around his eyes, mouth and hands. Then he lifted the meal bit into it again, and again – until the it was reduced to a few discarded lettuce leaves and a couple of cold potato chips.

2:27 pm May, 25 Crucial Head said...

^^I don’t really have anything else to add, other than the fact that I would find it fascinating to watch one, or both of them eat.
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That’s all.

2:43 pm May, 25 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Paragraph 3 is good stuff…. a direct and concise summary of the Greico plague.

2:48 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

^ Watching him take the resulting bowel movement would be tantamount to a life-changing religious experience.

3:10 pm May, 25 mr.reeve said...

Casting calls for the new Sin City movie?

3:24 pm May, 25 jonezy said...

Hermit 1.29 clearly meant “since Monday… May 23, 1994”
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egads. if these two were a metaphor for using proper proportions that a recipe calls for when baking, you’d assume that Helen Keller was the cook.

3:25 pm May, 25 dbBen said...

I believe John Cougars Melonscamps wrote a song inspired by these 4. Something about her being a small town girl and him being on the football team. Their’s is a story with which everyone in ‘merica can identify.
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I remember my first girlfriend in high school. She had a 64 GGG chest and an adorable southern Louisiana accent. Just like Mary, everyone described her as either “cute” or “adorable”
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Best post yet Mr. Sock.

3:27 pm May, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gustave Flaubert said, “Anything becomes interesting if you look at it long enough.” Nuff said…

3:38 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her cans are so big her bra is held by boobgravity.

3:39 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

His arms are so swole he can’t clap and can only drive farm equipment.

3:39 pm May, 25 Wedgie said...

Wheezer, back me up on this one. We’ve seen this couple before, with two other aging MILFinators be a Vegas pool, wearing various miniscule attire.
I swear, her tits look bigger in this pic. And his head looks smaller.
Explain that one, Barry Bonds.

3:39 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

His arms are so swole he can only drink longnecks, and even then has to orangutan-lip it.

3:40 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole they have to make out in separate cars.

3:41 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole that when she goes swimming one’s always dry.

3:42 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

His arms are so swole he needs a telescope to read a book.

3:42 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole Pluto was declared a planet again.

3:42 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Hello? This thing on? *tap* *tap*

3:43 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole Pluto’s orbiting them. And Uranus. And Urcockks.

3:44 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole she needs a commercial driver’s license.

3:46 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole that they used weather balloons for her implants.

3:46 pm May, 25 Legedouche said...

Looks like Beyonce got sick of people talking about how big her butt is.

3:50 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole they’re filled with tiny strippers instead of saline.

3:51 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs are so large that each contain their own central nervous system and communicate with each other using a a series of grunts and squeaks like the majestic humpback whales.

3:51 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so swole she lives in a hangar.

3:53 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they cause rainbows.

3:53 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have extension lungs.

3:54 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big her knees and ankles have implants.

3:54 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs are so large that she seperates them at night with a sheet of treated plywood to prevent mildew and fungus from growing between them.

3:55 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

His arms are so swole he need has to jerk off under a doctor’s supervision.

3:55 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs are so large she wheels them out to the front porch in a golf cart and lets them watch the cars go by on weekends.

3:56 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has to sleep face-down on a bunk bed with the top bunk sawed in half.

3:57 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they’ll die 5 years before she does.

3:57 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she has “No Skateboarding Allowed” signs screwed into them.

3:58 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs are so large she takes them in to the Goodyear Tire Store periodically to keep them aligned and balanced.

4:00 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole he had a handle implanted into her C4 vertebra just so she can sit upright.

4:01 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs are so large that if she sleeps on her back she’ll suffocate.

4:02 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole that she stopped going to the beach because Cubans kept seeing asylum on them.

4:03 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

seeking damnit.

4:03 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole that she could raise the Titanic all by herself.

4:05 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs have a small colony of lemurs and Hondurans living in her cleavage.

4:06 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His arms are so swole that he can only jack off if she gives him a Danish Rudder.

4:09 pm May, 25 Mr. Belvadouche said...

His arm is so jacked John Merrick points and laughs

4:12 pm May, 25 Mr. Belvadouche said...

His testicles are so small Oppenheimer could not split them

4:12 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her boobs are so swole she can crush a case of beer between them. Bottles, not cans.

4:13 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her nipples are so swole that Ethiopian kids can use them as Sit-N-Spins.

her boobs are so swole, the only pasties that will fit her are hub caps from a 74 lesabre.

her boobs are so swole when she goes for a mammogram, they need 6 sheets of plywood.

4:21 pm May, 25 Ted Brogan said...

Let’s just exaggerate everything here, huh?

4:28 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her boobs ar so large and fertile, small stalks of wheat sprout from her nipples duing the passover holiday.

4:29 pm May, 25 army (ret) douche said...

these 2 will replace the visions of my own fiery death in my nightmares. But in all seriousness who won the weekly?

4:30 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

The milk from her lactating mammary glands could nourish a small Scandinavian community, and all the livestock in the outlying villages for several months.

4:33 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

As the huge quantities of milk rush from one side of her heaving breasts to the other, it is reminiscent of the rising and falling tides of the seven seas.

4:36 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her tits are so enormous that her mother would seal her shoes with duct tape and film her bowel movements in black and white film using time-lapse photography.

4:42 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Each breast has become so engorged with white blood corpuscles and lunch meat that they are regulated by the EPA and measured with a set of calipers gauges weekly.

her implants are so massive, the exact shape of her breasts is affected by the relative postioning of the moon. in fact, the only proper nomenclature for breasts that large are heisenbergs. however, she is clearly not einstein’s slit, or einstein’s box.

4:56 pm May, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

See what happens when you use your Shake Weight 20 minutes a day/3x a week?

5:04 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her gargantuan glands are so voluminous that insects and small rodensts seek shelter whan she squats over the curb to urinate into a coffee can.

5:06 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know what’s going on but I’m in.
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Her arms are so big she hugs the kids with her testicles.

5:07 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so big she leases herself out for disaster restoration.

5:07 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so big she’s afraid of loggers.

5:09 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I get it,

Her arms are so big she divided the Red Sea. That is a biblical reference Son.

5:09 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so big she lumberjacked of Paul Bunyon.

5:13 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^mean boobs. Man my Dad gets me awful drunk just for installing a new bathroom fan and light after supper. He always tols me wen Iwas a yung chiblen to remember that your forfathers are not just your fathers, they also hate you for being alive like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtpJiW-Lj8

5:16 pm May, 25 Anonymous said...

Greatest Crisis Of Modernity, and frontrunner for images that are going to make me put a shotgun in my mouth.

5:16 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Her arms are so nondescript that they barely merit discussion.

5:16 pm May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I’m drunk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtpJlW-Lj8 . And go Bruins cause I’m going to bed.

5:17 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ FUCC The gravitational pull of all that meat made me forget to sign in

5:19 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

…And together, they gave birth to the Belgian Blue Cow.

5:32 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit 1:29, while we wait for Mr. Sock to announce the winner of the Weekly can you please regale us with some DarkSock and his Mare lover fan fiction? Trust me, its what’s hot right now.

5:37 pm May, 25 schlicht bindenburger said...

no need for airbags. choadstomp has an small stack o buttons for a nubber!

5:48 pm May, 25 Troy Tempest said...

I agree with anonymous @ 5.16 – this is a contender for greatest crisis of modernity in the annual. This is stunningly fucked up shit.

5:50 pm May, 25 Troy Tempest said...

Her boobs have so much silicone in them, she could caulk all the windows in the Empire State building and still be stacked like Rachel Welch.

5:52 pm May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Looks like someone was messing around with that Mac picture distorter app.

Aside from that, I apply the traditional bicep rule of thumb – if your bicep is bigger than your head, urrrradouche.

6:04 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

Nancy,
I ‘m a little worried about him. I have always feared he would be kicked in the head during an E.E.E. (erotic equestrian encounter) and be rendered unconscious with no one in the barn to call for help.

6:06 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

^ You remember wha happened to David Carradine don’t you?

6:06 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole he had his own dick chopped off and reattached to his hip just so he could masturbate.

6:07 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her boobs are so fleshy they’re USDA regulated.

6:07 pm May, 25 Hermit said...

^ Why am I talking like Ricky Ricardo?

6:07 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole he has to ride TWO bikes.

6:08 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so fake they live in L.A. and contantly complain how everyone in L.A. is like, so fake.

6:09 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole that each has its own prolapsed rectum.

6:10 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so big Steven Hawking has a theory about them.

6:11 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole he brushes his teeth with a broom and paint thinner.

6:14 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so swole her IQ is half that of her tits’ PSI.
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And she graduated Summa Cum Laude.

6:15 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so big you need an oxygen tank to suckle her nipples.

6:16 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole his pit hair hangs off his elbows.

6:18 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole he ties boxes to his HANDS to drive a car.

6:19 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole he wipes his ass with a grain thresher and length of chain link fence.
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Wait, what?

6:21 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so big she uses satellite dishes as pasties.

6:23 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her tits are so swole they’d rupture if you threw a water ballon at them.

6:24 pm May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His arms are so swole you could drive a jeep through his stretch marks.

6:46 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

Yeah, who IS the weekly winner; WTF?
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Oh…
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Ummmm…..
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BRB…

7:44 pm May, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, is it because I have some ‘splaining to do?

8:35 pm May, 25 creature said...

why does grotesque have to be a creature?
…jus’ askin, fukkahs

8:40 pm May, 25 creature said...

btw, I could woop his ass…just give me an axe handle & some bacon grease for bait

9:33 pm May, 25 Stephanie said...

I can only think this is a set up from the porn industry,and these are their next “stars”and what could be the name of that film?
I am concerned the guy can’t reach around and wipe his own ass.

9:57 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Stephanie:
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Porn movies named after these two? Aw hell you done it now; 200 comments here we come…
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Allow me to throw the first yogurt:
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“Pump Friction”

9:57 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Silence of the Mamms”

9:58 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Forrest Pump”
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“…Life is like a box of titt-tehs…”

9:59 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Das Bicep”

9:59 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Raging Bicep”

10:00 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Inglorious Biceps”

10:01 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“There Will Be Bicep”

10:01 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Bicep-Pull Thief”
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sorry…

10:02 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“High Poon”

10:03 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Bicep Cassidy and the Sundance Tit”
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again, sorry….

10:04 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bazoombas”

10:05 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“A Streetcar Named Big Fuccen Titties”

10:05 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Rosemary’s Boobies”

10:06 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

^no, seriously…sorry…

10:06 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“All Quiet On The Western Gunt”

10:08 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Tittanic”

10:09 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”
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what?

10:10 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Silicones”

10:11 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

New Moon(s)

10:12 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Chronicles of Mammia: The Lion, the Witch and the Huge-Ass Boobies”

10:13 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Horton Hears a Hooter!”

10:13 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Honey, I Inflated The Tits”

10:14 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“Remember The Big’uns”

10:15 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

“The Hunch-Chest of Notre Dayum!”

10:16 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

And, no, I do not know how to turn off the italics.

11:41 pm May, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

If she has any sense of humor at all, she had her plastic surgeon add a squeak toy sound.

11:45 pm May, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

Igor mixed the Beyonce parts up with the Michelin man parts.

12:46 am May, 26 Steve L. said...

her boobs are so swole, this thread needs 1000 posts to justify her boobs’ existence.

12:47 am May, 26 Steve L. said...

but this thread is a lot more swole than the ungodly denizens of this photo.

12:47 am May, 26 Steve L. said...

that’s all i got.
and italics.

4:39 am May, 26 idfma said...

Isn’t that Veg Armstrong–only smiling?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/veg-armstrong/

4:40 am May, 26 idfma said...

Yep, the girl immediately to the right is the same too.

4:59 am May, 26 Collaz B.Popped said...

Her tits are so swole they take separate taxi cabs…

Bruce Lee, Dave Mustaine, or any NHL player in the conference finals would kill this guy.

5:46 am May, 26 Boner said...

I tried to titty fuck this big titted women with my Jebus sized cocck but it still wasn’t big enough………SON

7:10 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

Dammit, idfma, why must you ruin everything good in my life?

7:46 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Biceps of the Lambs

7:47 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Freaky TitDay

7:47 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Never Contact

7:49 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Taxi Boober
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(not sure why Jodi Foster is on the dome)

7:50 am May, 26 jonezy said...

One Flew over the Steroid Nest

7:50 am May, 26 jonezy said...

The Pumping

7:51 am May, 26 jonezy said...

A Few Good Boobs

7:52 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Hard (to) Ride(he)r

7:52 am May, 26 jonezy said...

PumpyTown

7:52 am May, 26 jonezy said...

The Boobies of Eastwick

7:53 am May, 26 jonezy said...

The Two Jack-offs

7:53 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Somethings Gotta Give
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Wait, what?

7:54 am May, 26 jonezy said...

shit, those were all terrible. Is it 200 yet?

7:56 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Con Air (read in Spanish)
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Avec Air

7:57 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Gone in Sixty DDD

7:57 am May, 26 jonezy said...

888MM

7:58 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Living Las Vegas

7:58 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Unnatural Treasures

7:59 am May, 26 jonezy said...

BoobCock Dangerous

7:59 am May, 26 jonezy said...

The Swolecerer’s Apprentice

8:00 am May, 26 jonezy said...

The Rocks

8:00 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Amos & Handspew

8:01 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Pumping Arizona
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(Scottsdale I’m sure)

8:01 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Peggy Sue Got Implants

8:02 am May, 26 jonezy said...

RumbleTits

8:02 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Captain Corelli’s FunBag Inn

8:03 am May, 26 jonezy said...

debating whether to try out Sammy L Jackson movies…

8:05 am May, 26 jonezy said...

Pump Friction- shit, that was the first DuckSulk entry

9:22 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Twatterworld

9:23 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Juranal Park

9:24 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Princess Ride

9:24 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Big
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Too obvious?

9:26 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Apumpalypse Now

9:27 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Titty Titty Bang Bang
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C’mon we must be slippin’ here.

9:28 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Supersize Me
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Wait. Fucck, that’s a real one.

9:29 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Boobfellas

9:30 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Silence of the Mams

9:32 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Forest Pump

9:33 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

2010: A Space Boobyssey

9:34 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Boob Ultimatum

9:36 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rosemary’s Boobies

9:37 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Snatch
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Do with that one what you will.

9:37 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Yes, muthafucckahs, 200!

10:21 am May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shit, fuccked up on two for them. Oh well…

10:37 am May, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Jurassic Pork

12:12 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Biception

12:12 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Last Bicep on the left.

12:12 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Road Whore

12:13 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Sick Scents (6th sense- I see dead scrotums)

12:14 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Indiana Cones and the Temple of Spooge

12:15 pm May, 26 Crottenham said...

I still can’t get over the size of that dude’s arm! Yes, I agree her boobies are massive, but the dude’s arm is ginormous!

I honestly hope he doesn’t jerk off with it, as there is little doubt he would rip his pecker off without even knowing it….unbelievable!

12:16 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Blistered Hull.

1:11 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Taintanic

1:12 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Lord of the Rings: The Smell of Shit and the Cream.

1:13 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Lord of the Rings: The Tool Plows Her.

1:13 pm May, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Lord of the Rings: The Pee Burn of the Skeez.

1:31 pm May, 26 Hermit said...

When we look upon fine examples of nature’s bounty such as these, it’s comforting to know that John Wilkes Booth and Henry winkler did not die in vain.

1:34 pm May, 26 Hermit said...

The Brotherhood of United Melon Growers rejected these boobs for their 2009 calendar as being too exaggerated, ludacris and grotesque.

2:01 pm May, 26 Hermit said...

This guy kick starts the family mini-van with his elbow and only obeys street signs in italics.

2:49 pm May, 26 jonezy said...
2:49 pm May, 26 jonezy said...

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7:24 pm May, 26 idfma said...

@ Darksock–it’s what I do, it’s what I do.

11:46 pm May, 26 bill said...

That arm is photoshopped. Why? Isn’t he douchebaggy enough, why make it unrealistic now?

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