Sunday, May 29, 2011

Pumpin’Head is a Vegetable

Alert Reader Insufficient Data For Meaningful Answer (idfma) notes that Pumpin’Head and his female companion have graced (greased?) the pages of HCwDB before – as none other than the June 2010 disturbance known as “Veg Armstrong”.

He’d make a great politician, because he never changes his position.

This guy’s building a large body of work.  Now if he’d also build a huge head of steam, he’d be more proportional.

He’s set to make a run at the monthly…and by “monthly” I mean “locked cabinet full of horse steroids”.

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:21 am May, 29 Anonymous said...

I miss Pumpy 🙁

8:32 am May, 29 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

No Phi Beta Kappa Rhodes Scholar, I am betting. Cover photo for the new “What NOT to do to Your Body” compendium.

8:40 am May, 29 Wedgie said...

I knew we’d seen this clown before. Textbook bleeths, too. If DB1 ever writes a follow-up book, here’s your cover.

9:01 am May, 29 Hotspur said...

We blondies boobs barely covered from two different angles where the hell have her niples gone

9:18 am May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m taking Pumpin Head in the Death Pool.

9:22 am May, 29 Steve said...

This guy looks like a real life anime character.

9:29 am May, 29 Douche Assassin said...

^ Please,

Anime characters are artistic and have a story. This guy just has steroids, no balls, and a fake ass girlfriend.

9:49 am May, 29 idfma said...

Darksock, I hope you talk to the boss about splitting the duties somehow. Because I’m sure you have nothing better to do than help run this site. Family? Job? All secondary to HCWDB.
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Some days, before you took over temporarily, I came out here just to see if that scary-ass Mickey Mouse’s evil twin avatar had posted some funny shit–’cause you’re always funny.
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As to the acronym–good call. Maybe I’ll switch to what you came up with.
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If this dude isn’t bag, and she isn’t bleeth, Rush Limbaugh isn’t a hypcritical, fat fucking, pill popper.

10:25 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“It Doesn’t Fucking Matter Anymore” (idfma). Son.

10:26 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“I Don’t Feed My Aunt”

10:26 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

” I Do Find Monkeys Actually!”

10:27 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

” Is Doris Farting Money Again? “

10:29 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

” I Do Find Men Attractive.”

10:34 am May, 29 BagHuntress21 said...

While I mock these two, I must also admit that they are probably one of the most perfect couples I’ve ever seen. I think they were quite literally, “made” for each other.

I imagine that underneath all the HGH, spray tan, peroxide, collagen, and silicone, there lies a skinny little boy who got duct taped to the wall in the boys locker room every Thursday in high school, and a flat-chested mousy brunette who never got asked out because of her obsession with fantasy novels and affinity towards staring at the popular girls while eating lunch alone in that corner of the cafeteria by the trash cans.

If you think of it that way, this picture is almost romantic….almost.

1:26 pm May, 29 creature said...

Pumpy peed in his head once

2:14 pm May, 29 Douchie Arnaz said...

It’s amazing what you can do with Bondo these days.

P.S. Thanks to DS for some great writing. Who knew he had it (like a penis) in him?

2:33 pm May, 29 Steve said...

@Douche Assassin, I said LOOKED like an anime character. And more specifically, the cookie-cutter no name muscle bound characters who don’t have a backstory.

2:52 pm May, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Bad news: that locked cabinet full of steroids? not so locked, and quite empty…

3:14 pm May, 29 Darksock said...

idfma, I’d go with RevChad’s ““It Doesn’t Fucking Matter Anymore”, because he is the rhetorical oracle of smokesomemore-acle. and it clicks with the gnashing despair of the Is She Really Going Out With HIM?!?vibe of this site. Son.

8:39 pm May, 29 army (ret) douche said...

@hotspur nipples are only important after delivery and god i hope these 2 are as steril as deadvlei http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadvlei she is probably as dry…

10:55 pm May, 29 schlicht bindenburger said...

……and on the seventh day god said,’ what the fuck was i thinking? i’m never gonna smoke that chit again mang!’

11:56 pm May, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He does rather resemble a rutabaga.

3:21 am May, 30 Collaz B. Popped said...

I like his backwards – lean posing,,,because his arm isn’t photogenic enough.
Monthly for sure. Pumpin vs. Jizz Singer?
What a match.

10:05 am May, 30 Me said...

Urgh! His arm looks like a pink turd!
Notice how he doesn’t show his left [ie non-wanking] arm. It probably has a 3 inch diameter.

5:39 am June, 1 pump up tha volume said...

His upper arm appears larger than his tiny head

8:33 pm June, 1 Roger Roger said...

Does anyone else think these guys look like the Tank from Left 4 Dead?

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