Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Rareass Pink Cup

Ubiquitous Red Cup does not approve.

Dave almost earned a notta, but then he had to go all Fleur-de-Lis douche cap.

You know.

Fleur-de-lis.

Whatever you desire.

Pierce Patchett would like a word with you on the veranda.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am May, 4 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Marie Osmond can pull some college douche.

7:15 am May, 4 Anonymous said...

ROLO TOMASSI!!

7:23 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Raised pinky *and* middle finger: super classy grip for a classy pink cup. What’s up with her cheeks? Is she storing marshmallows for the winter like a sugar addicted chipmunk?

7:37 am May, 4 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

What, now Pierce is having his girls cut to look like Snooki?

7:43 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Not much here. DB1 must be in a Mr. Pibb’s coma. Helluva sweet pink cup though. She has the mark of the cock and balls on her cheek.

7:45 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny she meets the Kyoto protocol.

7:46 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny her friends wear blockout glasses.

7:47 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny she sweats infrared.

7:47 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny she creates rainbows.

7:48 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny trout are jealous.

7:49 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny she butters toast with it.

7:49 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her skin is so shiny she bathes in Olestra.

7:54 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Panting tongue girl in the back with the Risky Business glasses looks like she’d be a wild ride. I’d like to saddle her up and trot her around the ol’ corral a couple times.

8:04 am May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Ssssshhhhhhh. If she can finish one more Natty Light she can queef the high notes on ‘You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'”.

8:05 am May, 4 douchebag1 said...

@Reverend, the submissions have been weak lately and I’m runnin’ on fumes. Not nearly enough proper ‘baggery to mock coming in these days. I might have to stop drinking and do some work around here.
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– management

8:16 am May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss
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Check your email. I sent some repeats with some other originals. Hope they can make it up.

8:28 am May, 4 creature said...

real douchey hott couplet in the background…gonna go fire up my steamrollah

9:01 am May, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m not gonna mock him for the hat, I’m gonna mock him for the Madonna Kabbalah bracelet. And then I’ll mock him for his lacey doily hat.
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I wonder if this chick knows she walking a thin line with looking like Snooki on one side and a young Tammy Faye Baker on the other.
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And douche in the back, don’t worry I’ll keep quiet about you getting a bj from your bro, It was one time, you guys were drunk, I get it. Your secret is safe with me.

9:55 am May, 4 Bflak said...

Nice. On top of the always solid “I put it to you, Greg” Now some Ellroy homage. I believe JE would be a fan of douche mocke, and i imagine, would take the comments section to an even higher level. “The douche arrived as prescribed. Said douche ambled. Said douche made a beeline for the starlet hott clump bunched bar adjascent. Said douche flexed tribal bicep tats. Said douche featured faux dogtags. Said douche featured stand up douche coiffe (sp). Said douche rolled with de rigor Hardy garb. Starlet clump side-eyed the douche mid-amble. Big Dave Klein surveilled douche and hotts clandestinely. Big Dave nursed his Corona and bad intentions. Big Dave prepared the mock.”

10:21 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@DB1
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Stop drinking? Why I say that is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard! Work? Pshaww! Son. Burrrrp!
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I’ll see if I can do some Facebook mining up here.

12:57 pm May, 4 Douche B4 Dishonor said...

Is that Snooki’s better looking sister?

2:40 pm May, 4 massengill said...

That looks like a free hat from a Budweiser bar promotion. If so, it would suggest that young man spends a fair amount of time drinking suds, NOT WATER and riding fucking bikes.
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Notta douche.

9:45 pm May, 4 Stephanie said...

Kissing his Mom is a very odd way.No,wait,eating his Mom’s cheek.

12:22 am May, 5 Poster said...

Aw man you left out the crop of the background couple with the “Shh… Mommy’s sleepin!”

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