Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Rareass Pink Cup
Ubiquitous Red Cup does not approve.
Dave almost earned a notta, but then he had to go all Fleur-de-Lis douche cap.
You know.
Fleur-de-lis.
Whatever you desire.
Pierce Patchett would like a word with you on the veranda.
Marie Osmond can pull some college douche.
ROLO TOMASSI!!
Raised pinky *and* middle finger: super classy grip for a classy pink cup. What’s up with her cheeks? Is she storing marshmallows for the winter like a sugar addicted chipmunk?
What, now Pierce is having his girls cut to look like Snooki?
Not much here. DB1 must be in a Mr. Pibb’s coma. Helluva sweet pink cup though. She has the mark of the cock and balls on her cheek.
Her skin is so shiny she meets the Kyoto protocol.
Her skin is so shiny her friends wear blockout glasses.
Her skin is so shiny she sweats infrared.
Her skin is so shiny she creates rainbows.
Her skin is so shiny trout are jealous.
Her skin is so shiny she butters toast with it.
Her skin is so shiny she bathes in Olestra.
Panting tongue girl in the back with the Risky Business glasses looks like she’d be a wild ride. I’d like to saddle her up and trot her around the ol’ corral a couple times.
“Ssssshhhhhhh. If she can finish one more Natty Light she can queef the high notes on ‘You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin'”.
@Reverend, the submissions have been weak lately and I’m runnin’ on fumes. Not nearly enough proper ‘baggery to mock coming in these days. I might have to stop drinking and do some work around here.
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– management
@ Boss
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Check your email. I sent some repeats with some other originals. Hope they can make it up.
real douchey hott couplet in the background…gonna go fire up my steamrollah
I’m not gonna mock him for the hat, I’m gonna mock him for the Madonna Kabbalah bracelet. And then I’ll mock him for his lacey doily hat.
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I wonder if this chick knows she walking a thin line with looking like Snooki on one side and a young Tammy Faye Baker on the other.
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And douche in the back, don’t worry I’ll keep quiet about you getting a bj from your bro, It was one time, you guys were drunk, I get it. Your secret is safe with me.
Nice. On top of the always solid “I put it to you, Greg” Now some Ellroy homage. I believe JE would be a fan of douche mocke, and i imagine, would take the comments section to an even higher level. “The douche arrived as prescribed. Said douche ambled. Said douche made a beeline for the starlet hott clump bunched bar adjascent. Said douche flexed tribal bicep tats. Said douche featured faux dogtags. Said douche featured stand up douche coiffe (sp). Said douche rolled with de rigor Hardy garb. Starlet clump side-eyed the douche mid-amble. Big Dave Klein surveilled douche and hotts clandestinely. Big Dave nursed his Corona and bad intentions. Big Dave prepared the mock.”
@DB1
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Stop drinking? Why I say that is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard! Work? Pshaww! Son. Burrrrp!
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I’ll see if I can do some Facebook mining up here.
Is that Snooki’s better looking sister?
That looks like a free hat from a Budweiser bar promotion. If so, it would suggest that young man spends a fair amount of time drinking suds, NOT WATER and riding fucking bikes.
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Notta douche.
Kissing his Mom is a very odd way.No,wait,eating his Mom’s cheek.
Aw man you left out the crop of the background couple with the “Shh… Mommy’s sleepin!”