Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Special Edward’s Got MILF

Sure, Special Ed may only be a Stage 1 PudWack.

And his Poolside Princess may be the poor man’s version of Fergie.

But we all know why I am running this picture.  Let us not be coy.

Bulbous Bouncing Bling.

Cantilevered Calcium Cannons.

Stalwart Sternum Stadiums.

Boobies.


I detect an emerging theme today…

# posted by Bagnonymous
2:02 pm May, 17 baffomet said...

Twice in one day? Man, I need to step away from the computer.

2:07 pm May, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

Did anyone else notice the cans on that chick?

2:07 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

They’re real! She’s just a late bloomer, and didn’t develop ’til she was in her 30’s.
It’s amazing what a stripping career can do for a girl. I highly recommend it, for other people’s daughters.

2:08 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

Poolside Princess Pillow Pets.

2:08 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

The only thing real on this gal are her daddy issues.
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That being said…
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BOOBIES!

2:14 pm May, 17 creature said...

full fledged flopping funbags

2:16 pm May, 17 creature said...

ungulating uraguayan goat udders

2:17 pm May, 17 creature said...

that Charo must sleep in a decompression chamber

2:18 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Malthusian mammary mechanisms.

2:18 pm May, 17 Bigphatnotadouche said...

beautiful battleship bazongas

2:19 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Godless golden globulescence

2:19 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carnal cock cauldrons.

2:20 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Good thing frictions exists in this universe or this would happen forever.

2:20 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Olestra-free orbituge.

2:22 pm May, 17 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Gotta give Dark Sock props – great pictures of Hotts in bikinis this week.
My penis appreciates it.

2:24 pm May, 17 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Actually I will request a Librarian Hott in Bikini and my computer will explode…

2:25 pm May, 17 creature said...

when on her hands & knees, she does push ups without bending her elbows
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salacious sloughs of saline

2:26 pm May, 17 jonezy said...

Bedazzled Body Bazookas

2:26 pm May, 17 creature said...

she hails from Saggingmaw Milfigan

2:27 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I see a non-vaginaplasty in need of one. Her pissers majora flaps have been pulled more times than pork sandwiches at an Oprah lunch.

2:27 pm May, 17 creature said...

missiles of mass construction

2:29 pm May, 17 jonezy said...

Zygotic Zipper-exploding Zepplins

2:31 pm May, 17 jonezy said...

Hellaciously Huge Hindenbergs

2:33 pm May, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tantalizing Tibetan Ta-Ta’s

2:35 pm May, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Large Lactating Lollipops

2:35 pm May, 17 jonezy said...

Maybe Metastatic Melons

2:37 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tummy-tucked cum cannon.

2:40 pm May, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Devastating Danny DeVitos

2:41 pm May, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

“Euge” Erotic Eisenhowers

2:50 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Floating Funbags of Fail

2:53 pm May, 17 creature said...

garganyuan globes on gunther

2:57 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Melon Mattress.

3:17 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tantalizing Titty Trampolines

3:18 pm May, 17 creature said...

fleshy fandango futons

3:23 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Zesty Zeppelin Zone
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Top that bitches! Nuthin’ but z’s bitches.

3:26 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quality Quavering Queens

3:27 pm May, 17 Douchey the Great said...

Who cares about euphemisms for big tits? What I want to know is how much?

3:28 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Proponderous Pineappleoid Protuberences

3:29 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Regally Ripe Rapscallian Roberta’s

3:30 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vigorously Vibrating Venereal Vagina
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Whoops, wrong body part.

3:30 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zorba’s Zues Zither

3:31 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s a “T I W F,” Tranny I Wouldn’t Fuck.
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It’s an expert at tucking.
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http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=16158

3:31 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

Expensively Expanded Extensions

How ’bout them apples, Doc Bunsen?

3:32 pm May, 17 creature said...

the straps on he bikini bra are under more stress than mississippi river levees!

3:32 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tumescent Tranny Tits

3:34 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Seismic Silicon Sweatermeat

3:35 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Prodigious Pectoral Protuberances

3:35 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zepparella’s Zebra Zatch

3:36 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

DoucheyWallnuts….Jeebus.
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That being said, the boobs distract nicely from her man hands and lipo scars.

3:37 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Incredible Iconoclastic Implants

3:41 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey, we know that was a joke. But how do you go about knowing casually very specific information about things like that? And I just tossed my 9th last beer, thank you very much for the image and the mess.

3:57 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Wedgie
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I’m goin’ for the Scrabble letters with the most points on them. Rev Chad has made some good tries with his use of z. I do like your triple E (coincidentally also the size of her Heavenly Hontastic Hooters) version but It won’t get you max points. Sorry.

3:58 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

HonKtastic. Doesn’t make sense the other way.

4:06 pm May, 17 Tard said...

Dems Tits Be False

4:08 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Milk Meat Manifestos

4:08 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Quivering Quim Qualifiers

4:09 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Bulbous Breast Bumpers

4:39 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sizzling Schwartzneggerian Slopeside Snowball Sacs. Son.

4:44 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thank you Mr.Sock. May we have another. I have exactly seven beers, i-1/2 ounces of weed (Thank you for your concern Mr. Hermit), and a few sleeping pills for the remains of the day.

4:46 pm May, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

Some silicone sister with her manager’s mister

4:47 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jiggly Jocund Jizzcatchers

5:29 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

Kroeger you are a fuccen beast. And I mean that as a compliment, not in that “goatfuckker” way.

5:32 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

PS: Mrs. Wedgie made me fire our maid today. Fuccen Governator, thanks a lot. 18-year-old Belgian hotties are not too easy to come by in SoCal. Especially not the ones willing to wear that little French maid outfit.
Austrian Dickhole.

5:51 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Still going?
.
Umbriferous Uberous Ubiculous Udders.

6:02 pm May, 17 Duane Goodman said...

I’m new to this site. I was told by someone in whom I place a great deal of trust, that there would be nightly photos of female buttocks’ on display here, albeit on a temporary basis.
I am, at least for now, quite dissapointed.

6:15 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

monumental mounds of magnificent mammalian milk mountains.

6:17 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

grandiose gallons of girly gourds

6:18 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

cavernous cradles of calcium-enriched cow cantalopes.

6:21 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

Large layers of lactating lady lumps

6:27 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

Tremendous temples of transcendental ta-tas

6:31 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

Burgeoning bassoons of bubbly, breathtaking bimbo breasts.

6:32 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

^ Can’t show my face on that one

6:36 pm May, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Duane Goodman, waaait for it.
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Oh yeah, boobs n’ stuff. And isn’t he the guy from RevChad’s write up? Creature, ftw with the Charo reference.

6:53 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Flabbergastingly fake funbags

6:54 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Buttressed Boob Buildings
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That one’s for the architects.

6:57 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Heaping Hills of Whoremeat

6:58 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Slews of Slutty Slag Slop

7:00 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Double Dignity Drainers

7:03 pm May, 17 Flyteeth said...

TONNS OF TARMAL TAINT
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SENT FROM MY FUCCEN IPHONE

7:16 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Cavernous Calcium Cannons

7:17 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fibromyalgia Flavoured Furry Fake Fallopian Fed Funbags.

7:17 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Zig-Zagging Zeppelin Zeitgeist

7:18 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big Richard Branson is considering using her as his new Yacht.

7:18 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they prevent photosynthesis.

7:19 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they won the Battle of the Bulge.

7:20 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big Clinton launched “The Las Vegas Project”

7:20 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big her dogs call her Quasimodo.

7:21 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she causes partial eclipses.

7:22 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she swallows Tsunamis.

7:22 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she gives herself lactose intolerance.

7:23 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she’s a certified oil boom.

7:24 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she knows where Al Capone’s vault is.

7:59 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

The blood no longer flows to the head.

8:11 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

Insidious islands of infinite idiot indulgence

8:23 pm May, 17 Hermit said...

Swinging sweaty samples of sexy, silicone-stuffed simulated skin sacks

8:58 pm May, 17 Guid is Good said...

Why is Special Edward smiling??? (S)He’s hideous.

8:59 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

Is that a c-scar peeking up over her shaven snatcheroo? Or is her tummy just smiling at me?

12:53 am May, 18 Some guy said...

She really looks like the pornstar Sophia Rossi.

6:56 am May, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too much clothing on those rubber baby buggy bumpers.

9:01 am May, 18 Banana Hammock said...

@Rev 2:27 pm… I’m still choking… “pissers majora flaps have been pulled more times than pork sandwiches”
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godamnit…
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Yay, BOOBS !
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next!

1:36 pm May, 18 urgemoalere said...

Hello. What better http://google.com or http://yahoo.com ?

9:29 pm May, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s the very definition of the phrase, “When the cows come home.”
And they came home to porch beef.

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