Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sunday Football Pear

This image just in from alert reader and uber-ubiquitous commentor “Anonymous”, appropriated from one of the many crumbsnatching “HotChickswith*****” rip-off sites:

Pig Skin Pear.

I’d like to put one between her uprights…but I fear it will be Lock Out for me.

Still, one can dream of a touchback…

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:31 pm May, 22 DarkSock said...

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’…..

12:40 pm May, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is it me, or does that big boob look unnaturally enhanced? I mean I’m not an architect or nothing, but it just seems like that baseball boob is pointing at me, instead of pointing off in the direction her stomach seems to be pointing. This being said, I would gladly lick the delivered mail that got touched by 14 postal employees after she licked her stamps, just for the chance to say that we kissed once.

12:44 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Looks almost cartoonish given it’s presentation. Artlike in an Alberto Vargus neauveau pastiche of suggestive porn style. I think this goes in the Googenheim vault. And you know what that means, Zuckerberg ya rich nerd Jew. Son.
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12:48 pm May, 22 Wedgie said...

I like all the gratuitous pear. We need more of it.
Zuckerberg ya rich nerd Jew.

12:49 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ya I spelled it wrong. That I care leads me to believe there was not enough consumption of my two main food groups as I was making the most perfect garden you have ever seen. Fuck I hate gardens. Especially in competitive neighbourhoods. I suppose I should get a gardiner dude but the Mrs. would surely bang he/she the slut.

12:55 pm May, 22 Hermit said...

@ Rev,
Thanks man, I knew I could count on you.
I’ll have to sneak through the border, ’cause I’m on parole, but that’ll be no problem.
Tell the girls uncle Hermy is gonna’ be their roomate for a few weeks, or months.
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.When do the lakes freeze?
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Tell the Mrs. I’ll take care of all the “gardening.”

1:00 pm May, 22 massengill said...

For your approval.

1:01 pm May, 22 Hermit said...

FDnoD,
As a certified biological engineer, I can tell you that that boob can’t possible be pointed in that direction unless the woman’s backfield was in motion, or she has an extremely tight end.

1:04 pm May, 22 creature said...

I’d gladly fumble around her end zone

1:48 pm May, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

She has eyebrows under her eyes! Is anyone else seeing that?!
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@Rev since you’ve got Hermit all situated with a new lady and place to plant his seeds, (your aforementioned garden), how’s about helping me out? Are there any rage filled Scot/Irishman who are recovering daddy issueoholics in the 5’6″ to 5’8″ range up there? Preferably one with a Jeus sized schlong, but beggars can’t be choosers so I’ll take one with a Moses sized dong if its the only thing available. Also, no fatties. Thanks Rev, I’ll take back all the mean things I think about you if you do me this solid.
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@Sock, I just wanted to thank you for a frolic free Sunday. Unlike DB1 you don’t get off on other people’s suffering (unless its the right and just suffering of douchebags). And that’s why you’re a cool ass dude. Now if you decide to run a frolic video then I take it all back and you’ll just be a dude.

1:52 pm May, 22 Wheezer said...

I’m gonna get a pick-6 against her forward pass and spike one in her end zone.
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And then I’ll lightly pat her on the butt.
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And then I’ll probably fuccen wake up. Damn it.

2:53 pm May, 22 Hermit said...

Rev,
I’m hoping my new Eskimo bride will have some sweet, National Geographic tits so she can sweep the cabin floor while she’s making breakfast for the sled dogs.
But, don’t get me wrong, it’s not necessarily a deal breaker.

3:07 pm May, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hmmmm! Sunday Football Pear.
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Call me crazy but I do believe that she is sporting a Tanga.
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I wouldn’t make it past Hut, Hut if she was my long snapper.

3:17 pm May, 22 DarkSock said...

@ Nancy
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You best be lucky my feeble WordPress skillz leave me unable to figger out how to put videos on the front page; THIS is what you were spared today.
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I reckon Ass Pear is better anyway. But that kid had on some sweet tube socks…dark ones…

3:45 pm May, 22 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Backfield in Motion, bay-bee!

3:56 pm May, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, that douche is definitely pushing the limits of his belt and my no fatties clause. AssPear or Frolic video, I’m in pain either way. But with the Pear its just me that suffers so I’ll take that over the whole team suffering. Cuz I’m a martyr and shit.

4:46 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I thought the fat kid was going to bleed out. Mad props to hefty. Son.

4:49 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Nancy
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I don’t know anyone who doesn’t fit that broad description. Except my negro posse, they’re Welsh.

6:16 pm May, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, I’ll take them! Er, I mean I’ll think about it. But you know let them know I’m considering it, I mean I’m weighing the pros and cons with both hands.

6:46 pm May, 22 The Dude said...

*tweeeeeeeeeet!* – OFFENSIVE HOLDING!

4:12 am May, 23 Collaz B. Popped said...

U can never have enough quality pear.

5:37 am May, 23 Anonymous said...

All I want to do is Pack her End Zone with my Favre.

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