Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Mange in Black

Hey, it’s Turdle Neck Ted!

Cooler than Joe Camel, with twice the toe.

In the background, his acolytes mimic his every move in their futile attempts to land their own Squatting Cindy.

Run, kids; run.  Turdle Neck Ted is a gateway douche…

One day you’re rocking ebony ascots; the next day you’re rockin’ them ol’ DuPage County Dungarees…

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:10 am May, 24 Wedgie said...

This just in: Harold Camping has revised his math, and the world ends on October 21st. So all you heathens fuccers who were celebrating prematurely haven’t ducked the bullet after all.
Shit, now I have to renew my end-of-the-world insurance.

7:21 am May, 24 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Douche has to be pissed his mom is his only groupie.

7:28 am May, 24 ehcuodouche said...

This is Slovakia apparently. It’s been all downhill since the velvet divorce.

7:39 am May, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

She is not hot and he is not straight. Now if this were Queers with Cougar Hags, we have a conversation piece.

8:24 am May, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Squatting Cindy: not that hott.

9:14 am May, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Squatting Cindy may not be the typical Eastern Bloc Hott, but I would still like to say that once Communism toppled the bar to get the Hott has been set low. REEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLL LOW.

9:23 am May, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These are nouveau beatnick hipster wannabe jackoffs. Probably some hideous smelling college bar where Ted can hold court after Poly Sci and awe his posse with deep thoughts in between drags of his hand rolled clove cigarette. Squatting Cindy is about as hot as the grease stain her taint will leave on bar. Lotta notta.

9:39 am May, 24 DarkSock said...

Tough crowd; jeez.
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And where IS everybody?
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O shit. Have I woke up in the Alternate Universe?

10:10 am May, 24 army (ret) douche said...

kids don’t worry about a gateway douche to that slippery slope fear the white belt for it is autodouche!

11:21 am May, 24 creature said...

really gang? i’ll cop cindy’s squat & set Ted’s hair afire as I ignite my flatulence with a blow torch…creature exhaust trends towards volcanic

11:37 am May, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Both of their mouths look ever-so-ready to utter the phrase “insert cock here.”

12:10 pm May, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

yep, .sk is definitely Slovakia. You can tell it’s an underdeveloped eastern European nation because 1) they’re smoking in the club and 2) you don’t ever see guys as scrawny and goofy looking as that dude in black in the background anywhere but eastern Europe.

12:26 pm May, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Late night pear gave me a bum knee and insomnia. I don’t see that I would have any problem with taking Cindy for a good rogering.

2:49 pm May, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

The average age of anyone in this photo is 19.
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This is either an old photo, or else in a second-world country. When was the last time anyone saw anyone smoking in a bar? Oh, wait. Missouri still allows smoking in bars.
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Like I said, second-world country.

7:29 pm May, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

If this douche is not French I’m gonna make him wish he was.

12:06 am May, 25 Stephanie said...

They’re waiting for something to happen and nothing ever does.

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