Tuesday, May 24, 2011
The Mange in Black
Hey, it’s Turdle Neck Ted!
Cooler than Joe Camel, with twice the toe.
In the background, his acolytes mimic his every move in their futile attempts to land their own Squatting Cindy.
Run, kids; run. Turdle Neck Ted is a gateway douche…
One day you’re rocking ebony ascots; the next day you’re rockin’ them ol’ DuPage County Dungarees…
This just in: Harold Camping has revised his math, and the world ends on October 21st. So all you heathens fuccers who were celebrating prematurely haven’t ducked the bullet after all.
Shit, now I have to renew my end-of-the-world insurance.
Douche has to be pissed his mom is his only groupie.
This is Slovakia apparently. It’s been all downhill since the velvet divorce.
She is not hot and he is not straight. Now if this were Queers with Cougar Hags, we have a conversation piece.
Squatting Cindy: not that hott.
Squatting Cindy may not be the typical Eastern Bloc Hott, but I would still like to say that once Communism toppled the bar to get the Hott has been set low. REEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLL LOW.
These are nouveau beatnick hipster wannabe jackoffs. Probably some hideous smelling college bar where Ted can hold court after Poly Sci and awe his posse with deep thoughts in between drags of his hand rolled clove cigarette. Squatting Cindy is about as hot as the grease stain her taint will leave on bar. Lotta notta.
Tough crowd; jeez.
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And where IS everybody?
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O shit. Have I woke up in the Alternate Universe?
kids don’t worry about a gateway douche to that slippery slope fear the white belt for it is autodouche!
really gang? i’ll cop cindy’s squat & set Ted’s hair afire as I ignite my flatulence with a blow torch…creature exhaust trends towards volcanic
Both of their mouths look ever-so-ready to utter the phrase “insert cock here.”
yep, .sk is definitely Slovakia. You can tell it’s an underdeveloped eastern European nation because 1) they’re smoking in the club and 2) you don’t ever see guys as scrawny and goofy looking as that dude in black in the background anywhere but eastern Europe.
Late night pear gave me a bum knee and insomnia. I don’t see that I would have any problem with taking Cindy for a good rogering.
The average age of anyone in this photo is 19.
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This is either an old photo, or else in a second-world country. When was the last time anyone saw anyone smoking in a bar? Oh, wait. Missouri still allows smoking in bars.
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Like I said, second-world country.
If this douche is not French I’m gonna make him wish he was.
They’re waiting for something to happen and nothing ever does.