Friday, May 27, 2011

The Smirking Rooster

What do The Smirking Rooster and Scarlet O’Hair have in common, besides an affinity for Lady Clairol “Paint The Town Red #044”?

Why, they both love exotic pet birds of course!

She’d like a cockatiel, and he’d like a cockatoo.



Sorry.

# posted by Bagnonymous
9:23 am May, 27 Wedgie said...

Cock-a-doodle don’t.

9:27 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

Here we come to snuff the rooster.

9:29 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

His smirk is more ironic than a hipster ramping his single-gear bike over a line of vintage 70’s Evel Knievel lunch-boxes.

9:29 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

His smirk is more ironic than an Iron Maiden shirt worn to the Pavement Reunion Concert.

9:31 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

His smirk is more ironic than this Weezer album cover:
eqwrwe

i’d cock her spaniel. and her little dog too.

9:46 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His smirk is more ironic than a convention centre full of Jehovah’s talking about Jesus.
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Cause they don’t believe in Jesus although…. aw. fuck it. Son.

9:48 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His smirk is more ironic than when I complain that my neoghbour has been seen puking in his front yard too much lately.

9:49 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His smirk is more ironic than Doucheable Helix complaining about too much pear and my late night rambles.

9:50 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His smirk is more ironic than DB1 having to intervene with Dark Sock’s frolic last night.

9:51 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His smirk is more ironic than most of us not noticing the loose labes on floral pear until we looked the fifth time.

9:58 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Haiku was hilarious.

10:11 am May, 27 jonezy said...

his smirk is more ironic than choosing 2 addictions to replace a single addiction.
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what, too soon?
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(good to see you didn’t parish in the smoldering flames of last night’s bonfire while your old dog sadly watched without so much as a whimper, cuz that is sure as hell what I was imagining : )

10:17 am May, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

His smirk is more ironic than when you look up Ironic in the dictionary and it says: See ironic.

This is a tattooed, methed out skinny match made in heaven. I hope she likes anal because from the looks of things, he enjoys taking it in the old poop chute.

10:26 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like the Metaphysical Hooligan-lite.
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The Transcendental Turdmunch ?

10:27 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The Preternatural Peterpuffer ?

10:28 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The Ethereal Enema ?

10:28 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The Spectral Sphincter ?

10:30 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The Discarnate Disaster ?

10:32 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The Suprahuman Suckster ?

10:32 am May, 27 Vin Douchal said...

That’s all I’ve got. And by all I’ve got I mean that’s all the online thesaurus has. So sue me, Son.

10:44 am May, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Hand me an axe, and I’ll show you how to handle a rooster.
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No, axe as in a cutting instrument, not a weapon of mass stench!

11:28 am May, 27 mr.reeve said...

Aren’t they both douchebags? There is no hot here.

11:33 am May, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Mr. Reeve FTW.

11:48 am May, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

I agree with Mandouchian Candidate @11:33a. I am being very formal about this.
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Sincerely,
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Nancy Dreuche

1:53 pm May, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

His smirk is more ironic than Alanis Morissette singing about irony.

9:54 am May, 28 Steve said...

The chick who played Ginny Weasley grew up pretty fast.

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