Monday, May 23, 2011

Thumbs McGee Voted; have you?

Well, unfortunately, Thumbs McGee from yesterday’s Sunday Suite did find a use for his thumb: mashing the “VOTE” button for this week’s DoucheBag O’ The Week.

If this simian simpleton can manage it, so can you.

Keep mashing that vote button, Thumbs; as long as you’re doing that you can’t apply rotation to the sugar plum(s).

Because allowing such a douche/hott coupling would be the equivalent of  Osama Bin Laden pushing a warm corn dog into the butt of Lady Justice.

Not on our watch.

Not with our corn dog.

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:43 am May, 23 Wedgie said...

He’s pushing the button on his prostate, hence the face. “Vote early and often”, says Thumbs.

11:51 am May, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Thumbs looks like a mentally challenged weasel staring at a pair of headlights.

11:56 am May, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Thumbs’ favorite planet is “Your Anus”

11:57 am May, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Thumbs’ dog is named Dew Claw. They sniff each other’s asses

12:01 pm May, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Thumb’s has a part time job checking prostates at the retirement home

12:15 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thumbs likes old school turn signals.

12:16 pm May, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d vote the hott on the right early and often. Yes, baby, this is the butterfly ballot.

12:29 pm May, 23 DarkSock said...

Thumb rotates his own wankel with his thumbs. Son.

12:35 pm May, 23 UFO Destroyers said...

Thumbs’ favorite baseball player is Q. McCracken. He likes the guys to hit triples.

12:42 pm May, 23 DarkSock said...

Thumbs can run faster than a spooked toddler, just on his two thumbs.

12:44 pm May, 23 DarkSock said...

^link fail…OK, forward to the 1 minute 07 second mark, then.

12:52 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ I get it.
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Solitaire reads that Thumbs has a bum opposable penis. Skaramanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:53 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where’s Hermit?

1:28 pm May, 23 Mr. White said...

Thumbs wanders the Earth, desperately trying to steal chromosomes from humans to try to get his count up to normal.

1:54 pm May, 23 Wedgie said...

Wasn’t this guy in Spy Kids?

2:03 pm May, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

They say what separates primates from lower animals is the opposable thumb. In this case, it’s also a developed frontal cortex. Sorry, Thumbs, one out of two ain’t bad.

2:32 pm May, 23 Hermit said...

Rev 12:43,
I was on my way to your place for my extended stay, but the Marxo-Facists at the border refused to let me enter with my Uzi, Conway Twitty cassettes and collection of alpaca urine.
I’m stuck here in the lower 48 until I can find a way to sneak through.
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Keep that Eskimo bitch warmed up for me.

2:43 pm May, 23 DarkSock said...

Sorry, Hermit: the U.S. Borders are well known for being impenetrable.
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Wait, you’re trying to get out?
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Am I in Canada?
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You just jellied my mind, Brah.

2:51 pm May, 23 Busta Fudduoche said...

finally – a Frank Zappa reference. Thank you for recognizing the USA’s most incredible composer.

6:12 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTD1QW3SM60&feature=related . If you don’t find God in this video get a PO Box and I’lla send you some learning materials. Son.

6:14 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I noticed that quarter tone disclaimer a few threads back .

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