Sunday, May 22, 2011

Thumbs McGee

Ayyyy! What has one thumb, and is ruling the Corn-Fed Convention tonight?

Dis guy!!!

Poor Man’s Kate Hudson in the center is, of course, sporting the correct hand sign for this situation…

As the Temp In Charge, I welcome any and all suggestions for the use of his thumb.

Together we can make a difference.

# posted by Bagnonymous
9:50 am May, 22 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Most people would go with something such as “He should stick it up his ass!” etc. But from where I sit I’d like to use that thumb to impale my eyes so I never have to see such a scene ever again.

9:51 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should apply rotation to a female gorilla’s sugar plum, just as the male gorilla’s getting home from a bad day at work.

9:54 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should use his thumb to open an abortion clinic for snapping turtles and rabbi’s badgers.

9:55 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should come to the Donk’s rescue and thumb-suppress his cell mate’s turgid peen.

10:01 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should insert a CAT-5 cable up his ass, install a flat-screen on his chest, and rent himself out as an old-school coin-op Robotron 2084 coin-op game.
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…because, you know, you controlled the little guy running from the robots with dual joysticks, which would be analogous to him standing there…….with…..two thumbs….
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…you’d stick quarters in his….um…
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Um, I gotta go cut the grass. With gasoline.

10:02 am May, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He should head down to Mississippi and put that thumb in a dyke, i mean dike.

10:04 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should attempt to ass-rape a drunken hemorrhoidal baboon.

10:05 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He should stand and hitch-hike outside a halfway house for violent sex offenders, with a shovel, tarp, 5 pounds of lye, bleach, 6 dildos and a pat of animal lard at his feet.

10:05 am May, 22 Anonymous said...

use thumb as asshook at ‘Puds Allnite Gym and Sauna Spa’.

10:17 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy is so smarmy he make the Winklevoss twins look like Don Knotts.
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That was a The Social Media reference. I saw it last night and wanted to kick them all in the fucking balls. Son.

10:41 am May, 22 Hermit said...

@ Rev,
If codeine is available over the counter in Canada I’m considering a move north. If you can hook me up with a fat Eskimo woman, and the authorities don’t mind if I pack heat 24/7, I’d be forever grateful if you and the Mrs. can put me up for a few weeks ’til I get the sled team together and the lakes freeze over.
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Thanks man, see you soon.
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Hope all that sausage finally passed.

10:46 am May, 22 Hermit said...

The thumb should be severed with a meat cleaver, parboiled and cooked with bar-b-que sauce on an open flame. It would be indistinguishable from a chicken wing.
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I was eating at Wendy’s once and found a portion of a thumb in my Mandarin Chicken Salad.
It really didn’t taste all that bad

11:42 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He could close one eye and become an artist.

11:43 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

He could offer himself as the renewable organic solution to constipation.

11:43 am May, 22 DarkSock said...

And pest extermination.

11:22 pm May, 22 Stephanie said...

2nd shifters Walmart after hours party.

4:17 am May, 23 Collaz B. Popped said...

He should scald himself on a daily basis.

5:41 am May, 23 Anonymous said...

He should form his own start up, Plugz2U, the first of its kind Butt Plug rental service that includes home delivery.

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