Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Toolio Has Tried It Twice (Creature Feature)


Guest-host Creature offers the following ‘bag take-down:

Toolio has tried it twice.

Male bonding, that is. Sweet slice of Siam Suki does not approve, though she loaned Mr. T her pillowy pink blouse for the second event. Despite the fact that it fits, she draws the line at Toolie’s wearing of her thong taco truss for any future adventures.

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:10 am May, 17 baffomet said...

Are they twins?

11:24 am May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

This guy ain’t helping with the old “Gays are people , too” argument

11:25 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

“Thong Taco Truss” FTW, btw.

11:44 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Prince?

11:45 am May, 17 Anonymous said...

If I were gay, I’d vote for Proposition just because of Toolio.

I love the name. Fits him to a T. And by T I mean Toolio.

11:45 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Little Orange Midgette”

11:45 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Purple Vain”

11:46 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Diamonds and Hurls”

11:47 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“$19.99”

11:47 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Like Bro’s Cry”

11:56 am May, 17 tall guy said...

I’m loving these guest editor spots. I also trust DB1 is having a well-earned rest.

12:00 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow, what mutant gene pool did these two crawl out of? Asian-orange with blonde hair and who knows what Toolio is…scary.

12:03 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Two Lice Crew.”

12:03 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Tool: A Half Man.”

12:04 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Tool and a Half-Bleeth.”

12:04 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Once, Twice, Tool-time a Douchebag.”

12:08 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s from Toolepo, Mississippi. Not to be confused with Elvis’ birthplace of Tupelo.

12:10 pm May, 17 Banana Hammock said...

Tokyo… hello [tuning squelch], Tokyo, are you there?
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Heryo Tokyo!

12:14 pm May, 17 Banana Hammock said...

That Emmanuel Lewis sure can pull some tail.

12:32 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Thong Taco Truss opened for Glittery Glute Girder back in ’03 on the Van’s Warped Tour.

12:34 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Rapacious Rectum Rafter.

12:36 pm May, 17 creature said...

Anus I-Beam?

12:37 pm May, 17 creature said...

Dookie Drawstring

12:39 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

I’d like to tongue her groove and plug her open web with my jizz joist.

12:41 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Titillating toot trellis.

12:43 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Silky snatch strut.

12:44 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Captivating cunt cricket.

12:45 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Wide flange womb wrap.

12:45 pm May, 17 creature said...

booty bolster

12:46 pm May, 17 creature said...

snatch shelter

12:46 pm May, 17 creature said...

cooch cod piece

12:46 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Architectural asshole artifice.

12:46 pm May, 17 creature said...

vag vault

12:48 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Load-bearing buttress.

12:49 pm May, 17 creature said...

& ofcourse for the archetects (fancy name for drawers)
the flying buttress bisector

12:49 pm May, 17 creature said...

damn you croosh!

12:49 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Lacy loin lintel.

12:50 pm May, 17 creature said...

cheek creeper

12:51 pm May, 17 creature said...

starfish support

12:51 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Heavenly hoo-haw header.

12:52 pm May, 17 creature said...

discharge drywall

12:53 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Swollen snatch shoring.

12:54 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Cantilevered crotch control.

12:54 pm May, 17 creature said...

labia lifter

12:54 pm May, 17 creature said...

rectal tetaining rivet

12:55 pm May, 17 creature said...

retaining…duh

12:55 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Feltch flashing

12:55 pm May, 17 creature said...

groin gusset

12:55 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Urinary unistrut.

12:56 pm May, 17 creature said...

pelt partition

12:57 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Root Repository Reglet.

12:57 pm May, 17 creature said...

fart firewall

12:57 pm May, 17 creature said...

joint dovetail

12:58 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Fire-rated buttcheeck blocking.

12:58 pm May, 17 creature said...

balsac & booty bracing

1:00 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Quality queef conduit.

1:00 pm May, 17 creature said...

lascivious loin landing

1:00 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Longitudinal labia leverage.

1:01 pm May, 17 creature said...

coochie crown cap

1:02 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Gorgeous gash grout.

1:02 pm May, 17 creature said...

Mr. White certifide yellow river levee

1:03 pm May, 17 creature said...

douche damn

1:04 pm May, 17 creature said...

vaginal easement access

1:04 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Beautiful beaver bridging.

1:06 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

Gaping gentital gable.

1:10 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Muffin membrane.

1:10 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vag vent.

1:11 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Central crotch conditioner.

1:12 pm May, 17 creature said...

crucial cunt coping

1:12 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dick dormer.

1:13 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Penis phlange.

1:13 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Urethra U-bolt.

1:13 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Dick-forced Ducting

1:14 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Labia lentil.

1:14 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cross cut clitoris.

1:15 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gooey gargoyle.

1:15 pm May, 17 creature said...

self contained cooch cornerstone

1:15 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Ass Stretching Astragal

1:16 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Krusty keystone.

1:16 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Load bearing throat

1:16 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sloppy sarcophagus.

1:16 pm May, 17 creature said...

cunny keystone

1:17 pm May, 17 creature said...

woo woo wedging

1:17 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fwapping footers.

1:17 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Feltching foundation.

1:17 pm May, 17 creature said...

cornhole cribbing

1:18 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pussy pavers.

1:18 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bushy blacktop.

1:18 pm May, 17 creature said...

penilpolisian column

1:19 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Farting finial.

1:19 pm May, 17 creature said...

gash grading

1:20 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

Round Mounds of Cum Catching
SON

1:20 pm May, 17 creature said...

groin grate

1:21 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Corbelling cooch cornucopia

1:21 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Celotex ™ Cuntrag

1:22 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

SPF (Sweet Penis Folder)

1:22 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

Breaking 2 Electric Blowmeo

1:22 pm May, 17 creature said...

sewer pipe venting valve

1:22 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cuntile cornestone.

1:23 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

Labia Luau

1:23 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Beaver belfry.

1:23 pm May, 17 creature said...

corncob cutting culvert

1:23 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Fascia facial

1:23 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pussy p-trap.

1:24 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Soldering sodomites.

1:24 pm May, 17 creature said...

penile to pubis pipeline

1:25 pm May, 17 creature said...

sugar wall spackle spreader

1:25 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Gunt Gusset

1:26 pm May, 17 creature said...

buffeting beaver brace

1:26 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you have an annuity but you need casn now, call JG Wentworth..oops wrong site.

1:26 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snatch steamroller.

1:27 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lesbian log-splitter.

1:28 pm May, 17 creature said...

water breaking damn ducting
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do I know how to guest host an entry or what?

1:29 pm May, 17 creature said...

rod wrecking kegel crusher

1:30 pm May, 17 creature said...

terrazzo twat tiling

1:32 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Mullion muffdive

1:33 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

We can see some of us have worked in construction

1:35 pm May, 17 Crucial Head said...

@Creatch,
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As someone very wise amongst us once said, “like throwing a shiny door knob into a pile of retards…”

1:35 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Quarter-round quimsniffer.

1:37 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poon polyfilla.

1:37 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dirtasbond 90.

1:38 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Siamese spackle sprayer.

1:39 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Goo gone.

1:39 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Plenum pudendum

1:39 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Right now I’m at the front desk at the shop. There are two young hipsterettes in front of me, poring over the books. I am trying so hard not to explode into braying laughter than I can feel a vein throb i my temple and I think I am going to shit my pants. Fuck you guys, and thank you guys.

1:41 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

okay, they’re gone BWAAAAAAAHAHAHGAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHSHHGAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA GAG URK SPLORK
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Allrighty then!
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Tuna topper

1:42 pm May, 17 creature said...

dong receiving doormat
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yup, crucial, ya never know which doorknobs provide the proper sheen
btw, bcs was king of sspawning a flash wahooing

1:42 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Sill cockk

1:43 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

no one has said this yet?:
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Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

1:45 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Cunt Cradle

1:45 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mop Stopper

1:45 pm May, 17 creature said...

magnificent muffin moulding

1:45 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Bush Belt

1:46 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Snapper Keeper
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If you don’t see what I did there, you’re too young or too old.

1:46 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

And I will re-use that one:

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Snapper Trapper

1:46 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Pussy Pen

1:47 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Gash Guard

1:47 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuck YOU, WordPress, you’re not my dad!
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Slit Sling

1:57 pm May, 17 creature said...

semen seepage sieve

1:59 pm May, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

Mowed Merkin

1:59 pm May, 17 creature said...

embryo evacuation chute

2:00 pm May, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

Bukakke rainfly

3:02 pm May, 17 Wedgie said...

I am worried that the one on the left is a girl, and the one on the right is a guy. What is wrong with me?

4:02 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Burnished Bacon Bollards

4:03 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

^I don’t even know what game we’re playing here. I feel like Brick Tamlin in the middle of an argument, yelling “LOUD VOICES!!!”.

4:03 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Ruined Rectal Rebar

4:03 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Anodized Anus Anchorbolt

4:04 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Galvanized Gunt Gurney

4:05 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Furry Fecal Frontloader
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Seriously, what are we doing here? I think I just scored 5 points, whatever it is.

4:07 pm May, 17 creature said...

there y’are Sock…thought you fell asleep at the switch & missed out on all the ediface fun
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sheetrock encased simian schlong

4:10 pm May, 17 creature said...

cum collecting courtyard

7:18 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Didactic Dong Dictation

8:03 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

Please don’t stop guys!

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