Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Toolio Has Tried It Twice (Creature Feature)
Guest-host Creature offers the following ‘bag take-down:
Toolio has tried it twice.
Male bonding, that is. Sweet slice of Siam Suki does not approve, though she loaned Mr. T her pillowy pink blouse for the second event. Despite the fact that it fits, she draws the line at Toolie’s wearing of her thong taco truss for any future adventures.
Are they twins?
This guy ain’t helping with the old “Gays are people , too” argument
“Thong Taco Truss” FTW, btw.
Prince?
If I were gay, I’d vote for Proposition just because of Toolio.
I love the name. Fits him to a T. And by T I mean Toolio.
“Little Orange Midgette”
“Purple Vain”
“Diamonds and Hurls”
“$19.99”
“Like Bro’s Cry”
I’m loving these guest editor spots. I also trust DB1 is having a well-earned rest.
Wow, what mutant gene pool did these two crawl out of? Asian-orange with blonde hair and who knows what Toolio is…scary.
“Two Lice Crew.”
“Tool: A Half Man.”
“Tool and a Half-Bleeth.”
“Once, Twice, Tool-time a Douchebag.”
He’s from Toolepo, Mississippi. Not to be confused with Elvis’ birthplace of Tupelo.
Tokyo… hello [tuning squelch], Tokyo, are you there?
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Heryo Tokyo!
That Emmanuel Lewis sure can pull some tail.
Thong Taco Truss opened for Glittery Glute Girder back in ’03 on the Van’s Warped Tour.
Rapacious Rectum Rafter.
Anus I-Beam?
Dookie Drawstring
I’d like to tongue her groove and plug her open web with my jizz joist.
Titillating toot trellis.
Silky snatch strut.
Captivating cunt cricket.
Wide flange womb wrap.
booty bolster
snatch shelter
cooch cod piece
Architectural asshole artifice.
vag vault
Load-bearing buttress.
& ofcourse for the archetects (fancy name for drawers)
the flying buttress bisector
damn you croosh!
Lacy loin lintel.
cheek creeper
starfish support
Heavenly hoo-haw header.
discharge drywall
Swollen snatch shoring.
Cantilevered crotch control.
labia lifter
rectal tetaining rivet
retaining…duh
Feltch flashing
groin gusset
Urinary unistrut.
pelt partition
Root Repository Reglet.
fart firewall
joint dovetail
Fire-rated buttcheeck blocking.
balsac & booty bracing
Quality queef conduit.
lascivious loin landing
Longitudinal labia leverage.
coochie crown cap
Gorgeous gash grout.
Mr. White certifide yellow river levee
douche damn
vaginal easement access
Beautiful beaver bridging.
Gaping gentital gable.
Muffin membrane.
Vag vent.
Central crotch conditioner.
crucial cunt coping
Dick dormer.
Penis phlange.
Urethra U-bolt.
Dick-forced Ducting
Labia lentil.
Cross cut clitoris.
Gooey gargoyle.
self contained cooch cornerstone
Ass Stretching Astragal
Krusty keystone.
Load bearing throat
Sloppy sarcophagus.
cunny keystone
woo woo wedging
Fwapping footers.
Feltching foundation.
cornhole cribbing
Pussy pavers.
Bushy blacktop.
penilpolisian column
Farting finial.
gash grading
Round Mounds of Cum Catching
SON
groin grate
Corbelling cooch cornucopia
Celotex ™ Cuntrag
SPF (Sweet Penis Folder)
Breaking 2 Electric Blowmeo
sewer pipe venting valve
Cuntile cornestone.
Labia Luau
Beaver belfry.
corncob cutting culvert
Fascia facial
Pussy p-trap.
Soldering sodomites.
penile to pubis pipeline
sugar wall spackle spreader
Gunt Gusset
buffeting beaver brace
If you have an annuity but you need casn now, call JG Wentworth..oops wrong site.
Snatch steamroller.
Lesbian log-splitter.
water breaking damn ducting
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do I know how to guest host an entry or what?
rod wrecking kegel crusher
terrazzo twat tiling
Mullion muffdive
We can see some of us have worked in construction
@Creatch,
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As someone very wise amongst us once said, “like throwing a shiny door knob into a pile of retards…”
Quarter-round quimsniffer.
Poon polyfilla.
Dirtasbond 90.
Siamese spackle sprayer.
Goo gone.
Plenum pudendum
Right now I’m at the front desk at the shop. There are two young hipsterettes in front of me, poring over the books. I am trying so hard not to explode into braying laughter than I can feel a vein throb i my temple and I think I am going to shit my pants. Fuck you guys, and thank you guys.
okay, they’re gone BWAAAAAAAHAHAHGAHHHHHHHAHHAHAHSHHGAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA GAG URK SPLORK
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Allrighty then!
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Tuna topper
dong receiving doormat
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yup, crucial, ya never know which doorknobs provide the proper sheen
btw, bcs was king of sspawning a flash wahooing
Sill cockk
no one has said this yet?:
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Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
Cunt Cradle
Mop Stopper
magnificent muffin moulding
Bush Belt
Snapper Keeper
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If you don’t see what I did there, you’re too young or too old.
And I will re-use that one:
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Snapper Trapper
Pussy Pen
Gash Guard
Fuck YOU, WordPress, you’re not my dad!
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Slit Sling
semen seepage sieve
Mowed Merkin
embryo evacuation chute
Bukakke rainfly
I am worried that the one on the left is a girl, and the one on the right is a guy. What is wrong with me?
Burnished Bacon Bollards
^I don’t even know what game we’re playing here. I feel like Brick Tamlin in the middle of an argument, yelling “LOUD VOICES!!!”.
Ruined Rectal Rebar
Anodized Anus Anchorbolt
Galvanized Gunt Gurney
Furry Fecal Frontloader
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Seriously, what are we doing here? I think I just scored 5 points, whatever it is.
there y’are Sock…thought you fell asleep at the switch & missed out on all the ediface fun
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sheetrock encased simian schlong
cum collecting courtyard
Didactic Dong Dictation
Please don’t stop guys!