Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tuesday Evening on HCwDB

I sit at my ‘puter and contemplate the faux.

It points.

In space and time.

It points.

In abstract crisis, it points to a netherword of flushy turds and chin fung and stupid-ass skulls that make 22 year olds feel powerful even through it’s Granma Clara’s checks that pay the rent on the studio off the strip while they go to bartending school and dream of someday dealing ‘Jack at the Palms.

So it’s Tuesday ‘eve.

Your humble narrator cracks a Mr. Pibb. Which pwns the Pepper.

A scratch and whiff.

And my gaze drifts to taut belly pooch suckle slap on Marissa and her naughty brunette friend, Cecilia.

They pillow fight at night while giggling and then they do each other’s toenails.

And so the fight against Faux must continue. Mr. Pibb or no Mr. Pibb.

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 pm May, 3 Wedgie said...

Fondle my Nuggets.

7:21 pm May, 3 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

I can’t figure out if the top-right person is a bleeth with a chin-strap or the world’s most effeminate d’bag? Also Cecelia’s full-sleeve tatt is singularly unattractive.

8:35 pm May, 3 creature said...

this group looks like, & is the colouring of, a bowl o’ my turds following a night on the Mark

8:52 pm May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

The two gals in back appear to be topless. That may explain the peed-his-pants look on ShadesBag in the back right

8:54 pm May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

I could totally over look the horrendous sleeve on naughty brunette friend, Cecilia. It’s hideous in a hot way, like an amputee babe with nice abs and big boobs

9:00 pm May, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s a little ol’ Where’s Waldo at the far right.
Right in the back are there tits for tatt?
Tatted skin is awful on a male, horrendous on a female. Can’t a gal be content with lace sleeves? Look at that bride Kate, she wore lace.
Look at her sister Pippa, whatta bum.
That bumster in a blue-dyed faux-hawk nails it with a skull buckle.
I bet he ate blueberry buckle baby food and threw it at his nanny.

9:01 pm May, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oh, and if she has 6 Nuggets, she’s got the belly of an abbreviated sow.

9:10 pm May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

This Nashville v Vancouver game was chippy as hell. ‘Nucks win in OT.
.
And the Nashville ice girls are hot as fuckk
.

9:19 pm May, 3 massengill said...

9:26 pm May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Massengil wins , “Most Stoned On a Tuesday Night Award”

10:41 pm May, 3 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Marissa for the SLLLLUUUURRRRPPP!

2:35 am May, 4 Kamagra said...

Tatted skin is dreadful on a male, horrendous on a female. Can’t a gal be content with lace sleeves? Look at that bride Kate, they wore lace.

4:22 am May, 4 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Sleeved out Cecilia looks like a bad girl…real bad.

7:09 am May, 4 Anonymous said...

Let’s all go drilling for butt nuggets!!

7:13 am May, 4 Anonymous said...

Logan is only 5’0 tall? Tight Lil’ Unit.

http://video.predators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=38149

7:55 am May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Massengill
.
OK fine. Just let everyone know what I do with my free time why don’t you. Yes, I am Finland’s most loveable children’s TV icon. And yes, my voice IS that naturally high. Well, after a bit of helium. And a handful of oxycodone. But the oxy is just for my bad knees. OK? Can’t a guy have ANY secrets around here? Yeesh!

7:57 am May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I’m kinda with the guys in the background on this one. “Should I have another beer or should I just start pissing on all of them right now? If I have another beer, I might miss. If I start now, I won’t be able to soak all of them. Choices, choices.”

8:23 am May, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is that (fucck) Fishslap’s retarded brother on the left?

9:08 am May, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

Cecilia you’re breaking my heart, you’re making bad life choices daily. Oh Cecilia, your tatted arm sleeve makes you look like a skeeve, just go home.

1:06 pm May, 4 Ohio FJ said...

I don’t know but could the guy in the back right be 4 prong with a haircut?

9:51 pm May, 4 Douchble Helix said...

How is it that I’m certain the topless brunette with her hand on Dr. Pepper’s shoulder is a Hillbilly?

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